That is a REALLY lame book title Schwarzy… Arnold Schwarzenegger Leaves Out Steamy Details About Affair With Mildred Baena In Totall Recall Book According to TMZ reports : Looking to relive her adulterous glory days, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby madre Mildred Baena has decided to read Arnie’s tell-all book “Total Recall” … but the problem is, Arnie didn’t really tell all. Mildred shamelessly brought the book out to a cafe in Bakersfield yesterday — in full view of a photog who just happened to be there — where she may have finally learned that the steamiest parts of her affair were CHOPPED from the final version. Seriously … when Arnold brings up Mildred in “Recall,” he goes from “she worked in the house” right to “when she gave birth to the kid” … completely blowing off the dirty details of the courtship. Here’s the exact passage: “Mildred had been working in our household for 5 years and all of the sudden we were alone in the guest house. When Mildred gave birth the following August, she named the baby Joseph.” What the hell was the purpose of writing the book if you weren’t gonna let us in on the dirt?! The adulterous cat is already out of the bag, you might as well just put it out there. Besides, inquiring minds want to know how the HELL you ended up choppin’ down this ug-…”unfortunate” lookin’ lady when you could have any any thirst-bucket broad in Hollyweird?!?! Image via WENN/Twitter
How long do you think it took Arnold Schwarzenegger to come up with the title “Total Recall” for his autobiography? Probably slightly longer than it took him to spill the beans on his ” outrageous affair ” with his Red Sonja (1985) co-star Brigitte Nielsen . Ah-nold claims Brigitte was unaware of his relationship with live-in girlfriend/future wife Maria Shriver at the time, placing the blame on him and his wandering sperm-inator. But according to Time magazine, there’s a silver lining to this dark cloud of steroid-fueled infidelity: ” Schwarzenegger writes that he knew the fling with Nielsen wouldn’t last and in fact it only made him realize that he wanted to marry Shriver. ” How…romantic? Anyway, as we all know, Arnold went on to knock up a housekeeper with more than a passing resemblance to Russ Meyer queen Kitten Natividad and Brigitte went on to very publicly make out with Flavor Flav on cable TV. So needless to say, this wasn’t exactly a low point for either of them. But Brigitte also went on to do some outstanding nudity in Domino (1989)– and you can see this statuesque stunner in action right here at MrSkin.com!
In his upcoming autobiography, Arnold Schwarzenegger talks more candidly than ever about the lies and the actions that destroyed his marriage. One new detail revealed in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story ? Schwarzenegger only admitted his affair with housekeeper Mildred Patricia Baena after Maria Shriver asked him about it. In therapy. “The minute we sat down, the therapist turned to me and said, ‘Maria wanted to come here today and to ask about a child – whether you fathered a child with your housekeeper Mildred,'” the actor writes of an early January 2011 session. “I told the therapist, ‘It’s true.'” Schwarzenegger then started to beg. He says he told Shriver he had “screwed up” and she was the “perfect wife,” adding that he remained “turned on” by her. It didn’t work, of course, as Shriver filed for divorce later that year. But rumors sprung up in March that the pair might get back together , and Arnold makes it clear that his dream scenario. “You can call this denial,” he writes of an eventual reconciliation. “But it’s the way my mind works.” Schwarzenegger’s memoir comes out on October 1. Will you buy it? Yes, it sounds fascinating! No, why would I support him?!? View Poll »
A simple E-F-E-F bass line progression is all it took to make a generation of moviegoers scared spitless to swim in the ocean. With Steven Spielberg’s classic 1975 beach emptier Jaws set for Blu-ray release on Tuesday, composer John Williams talks about the simple-but-oh-so-effective theme he created for the film’s voracious Great White shark in an interview with John Burlingame. According to the interview, the first and only music Williams played for Spielberg prior to the recording sessions was what would eventually become known as the Jaws theme that Williams says was “so simple, insistent and driving, that it seems unstoppable, like the attack of the shark.” Spielberg was not sold at first. “I played him the simple little E-F-E-F bass line that we all know on the piano,” and Spielberg laughed at first. But, Williams explains: “I just began playing around with simple motifs that could be distributed in the orchestra, and settled on what I thought was the most powerful thing, which is to say the simplest. Like most ideas, they’re often the most compelling.” Spielberg’s response, according to the composer who is also known for his indelible scores for the Star Wars films, Raiders of the Lost Ark , and Close Encounters of the Third Kind , among other landmark films was: “Let’s try it.” Burlingame writes that Williams spent two months writing more than 50 minutes of music for Jaws . They recorded in early March 1975 with a 73-piece orchestra. “It was a lot of fun, like a great big playground,” Williams says. “We had a really good time, and Steven loved it.” Spielberg even lent his less-than-masterful clarinet playing — shades of Woody Allen worship, perhaps? — to the soundtrack for a scene early in Jaws when a high-school band plays Sousa during a parade. Burlingame notes that “Williams needed to record a terrible-sounding rendition with his orchestra, which included many of the finest musicians in Hollywood.” Or as Williams puts it: “It’s very difficult to ask these great musicians to play badly.” So, Spielberg, who’d played clarinet in a high-school band, joined the orchestra on that number. “He added just the right amateur quality to the piece. A few measures still survive in the movie,” says Williams, who is probably one of the few people in the movie industry who could say Spielberg sucks at the clarinet and still manage to work in the business. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Some time after turning down a role in 2010’s Expendables (the part he was offered lacked substance, legend has it) Jean-Claude Van Damme thought better of opting out of the Sylvester Stallone throwback, which went onto become a hit. But perhaps things worked out for the best: In this week’s Expendables 2 , Van Damme steals away with the spotlight as the eccentric and hilariously disdainful uber-villain Jean Vilain (yes, really) with an over-the-top performance that called for full commitment to character on set. At least, Van Damme believed his turn as Vilain required cultivating an icy rapport with his fellow action veterans on set. And so as Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger , Bruce Willis and Co. chummed it up during filming , the Muscles from Brussels stayed in character so well he only made nice after the bulk of filming wrapped. “I said to [Sylvester] Stallone, ‘How do you want me as a villain? Do you want me, like, an extravagant villain, or do you want a guy who’s completely serious and believes in what he’s doing and why he’s doing that,'” Van Damme recalled to journalists recently in Los Angeles. “Then I said, ‘By the way — why am I doing that?’ and he said, ‘Because you love money.’ I said, ‘Fine.’ So, I became that type of villain.” So committed was Van Damme to Vilain’s persona, he even found himself sneering at the crew. “When I saw all those cameras around me, I said, ‘Who are those bunch of clowns looking at us with those lenses and the lights and everything?’ I was really into the atmosphere of Expendables .” When it came to treating his peers and personal heroes like enemies, Van Damme didn’t hold back. “I’ll tell you what, those guys were like role models for me, because we have to be honest, we need to look at something to have a goal,” he recalled. “I saw Rambo . I saw Rocky . I saw Conan . I saw Die Hard . So to me, they were like heroes. I was back in Belgium watching them on the screen, buying tickets and dreaming of becoming like them. I wanted to be an actor since I was eleven, twelve years old, and now here I am and they’re chasing me.” Van Damme credits his acting skills to having worked with directors like Ringo Lam ( City on Fire ), who directed him in Maximum Risk (1996), Replicant (2001), and In Hell (2003). He counts Kirk Douglas and Charles Bronson among his screen idols and emphasizes the importance of finding truth within a scene, though his proclivity for doing something different in each take gave producer Stallone and director Simon West a challenge and a boon in the editing room. “If you do a good take,” Van Damme said, “you cannot repeat the same one.” His chilly treatment of his on-screen rivals was an extension of that truth-seeking imperative. “When I came on the set I didn’t talk to nobody,” Van Damme remembered. “I didn’t want to see them because, you know, Arnold is like bop, bop, bop and I was talking more to Stallone about the part than anything else. So, I believe, and I felt when I was looking at them, it was like, ‘Who are you?’ Nothing [in] the eyes. I felt like I didn’t like them. I took it very seriously.” “Of course, when the movie was finished I was like, ‘Hey, guys, I really admire you, but I didn’t talk to you in the beginning because I wanted to have that type atmosphere, that type of tension.’ I think you can see that when you look at the lens, when I look at all them and I’m like, ‘Go down to the floor, guys, bark all of you like dogs.’ It’s hard for me to say that to my heroes, but it was the only way, and then when the movie was going to end, that’s when I started to knock on trailers and say hello to everybody. ‘Hey, Chuck [Norris], how are you?’” Stay tuned for more from The Expendables 2 , which hits theaters Friday. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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Friday’s Total Recall reboot trades heavily on brand enthusiasm for Paul Verhoeven’s original 1990 dystopian sci-fi actioner , but its makers had to be careful not to invoke too much of the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle. And cool as it would’ve been to see the former Governator pop up in the new, grittier reimagining starring Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and Bryan Cranston, director Len Wiseman ( Underworld , Live Free or Die Hard ) explained to Movieline why he chose not to indulge his inner fanboy. “There was talk about it very early on, and the kind of teenager in me fan was very tempted by it,” Wiseman said of the possibility of a Schwarzenegger cameo. “But the further we got into production on it, I just thought it would be too gimmicky. I wanted the movie to be its own movie.” The tonal difference between the original Total Recall and Wiseman’s is one reason why such a wink-wink nod might have distracted audiences too much. “I had to kind of check myself,” he continued. “How often had I seen that happen where I really thought it worked well? I haven’t, actually. It refers to itself in such a gimmicky way that I think it just takes you out of the movie.” Another would-be stunt cameo that almost made it into the Total Recall reboot was a brief appearance by Ethan Hawke , who was widely reported last year to be contributing a mystery performance to the film. Hawke even filmed his scene, which was said to include a five-page monologue . [KINDA-SPOILER ALERT] Producer Toby Jaffe spilled the beans , revealing that Hawke had been brought in to play a version of Farrell’s character Hauser, who subsequently undergoes the mind wipe and a face lift and wakes up sans memories as Quaid. “Ethan plays who he was before they wiped his mind and changed his face,” Jaffe told ScreenRant during production. [END SPOILERS] Hawke’s scene, however, did not make it into the final cut. As Wiseman told Movieline, “it was deleted, as many scenes were, for pacing and what have you.” But he also says Hawke’s footage could make it into the film’s eventual DVD/Blu-ray extended cut, although exactly how remains to be seen. As for Schwarzenegger, who’s back in the acting game post-politics and has Expendables 2 coming out two weeks after Total Recall , Wiseman was hopeful Arnold would eventually see the film: “I’d love him to see it.” Stay tuned for more with Total Recall ‘s Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order: ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season. Does the rich new deal mean Humphries will finally relent in his divorce proceedings, signing his name on the dotted line and legally ending his relationship with Kardashian? It doesn’t seem likely. In the latest development surrounding that bizarre case, Myla Sinanaj has addressed Kim and told her to keep her out of the former couple’s beef. One thing is certain: Humphries will be crashing the boards in Brooklyn, and receiving many more boos on the road, throughout 2012-2013.
A week prior to The Bachelorette finale, Emily Maynard came face-to-face with her potential suitors on last night’s Men Tell All special . What was the most challenging aspect of the reunion for this beautiful single mother? Seeing Sean Lowe again, Emily admitted in a new blog entry. “I didn’t feel like we had much closure, and it was really important to me that he knew that everything I felt was 100 percent real for me,” Maynard writes , adding that she’s thrilled Sean is now in a “great place.” Who will Emily actually end up with? Visit our section of Bachelorette spoilers for a few theories. Who got slammed the hardest on this week’s special? That’s easy: Kalon. “He made it pretty clear he wasn’t sorry, so I wasn’t going to sit there and let him think he was tricking me into thinking he was a nice guy,” says Maynard. “People like Kalon make me sad and I’m just glad I never have to waste another second thinking about him!” NOTE : The Bachelorette finale will actually air on Sunday night, so set your DVR accordingly and answer now: Who should Emily pick?
Dez Bryant, a star wide receiver on the Dallas Cowboys, was arrested over the weekend on charges of misdemeanor assault. But the details of the alleged incident sounds felonious in our view. Or at least pretty darn messed up. Based on legal documents obtained by TMZ , police were dispatched to the home of Bryant’s mother in DeSoto, Texas around 1:47 p.m. on Saturday. Once there, authorities were told by
