On last night’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami , Scott Disick went alligator hunting with members of Vienna Girardi’s family (yes, that Vienna Girardi ), eventually shooting one of these animals behind the eyes. The endeavor so upset Tori Spelling that she took to Twitter and called out the reality star. “Any1 else upset by 2nite ep of K&K Take Miami?” wrote the actress. “Taking alligators life on camera as a storyline&making a mockery of it sent me over the edge.” Disick later said that he wanted to take the gator skin and make it into a pair of loafers. What do you think of this incident? Choose a side in the feud below: Team Disick Team Alligator View Poll »
This week’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami saw Kim earn her place on a Worst Dressed list, which caused her to worry about her rep and Kanye’s. Meanwhile, Scott wanted new shoes so he naturally decided to hunt a gator. It’s Florida, after all. So come along, y’all, for THG’s official +/- KKTM recap! Ah Kim Kardashian . Even though her fashion is pretty dreadful, watching her break down as she lands on the Worst Dressed list is the most genuine she’s ever been. Reality TV, for once? Plus 70 . Kim worries about how her man will respond, as people will assume fashion-conscious Ye had a role in how she looks. This is pretty stupid logic. Minus 30 . Kourtney: “You guys are too superficial a couple.” Thank you. Plus 20 . Even more ridiculous? She decides to go on a shopping spree to try to get back on the “best dressed” side of the Internet fashion-watching public. “Shopping online is like the greatest invention of life,” observes Kim, discovering the web for the first time at age 32. Minus 40 . Get Amazon Prime. In doing so, she actually risks not being able to afford her dream home. At some point, even rich people can spend too much on clothes. Minus 170 . And her fashion sense is pretty terrible. Minus 30 again . Later, Kim must admit to Kourtney that her older sister was right all along about keeping her spending in check. Better late than never. Plus 50 . Speaking of Kourtney K., she was fretting about an upcoming photo shoot, thinking that she hadn’t lost enough of the baby weight to look good. “My stomach is flabby,” she whines, apparently unaware that Kourtney Kardashian bikini photos look hot, and would get airbrushed anyway. Minus 60 for whining, Plus 60 for the pics. After Kim suggests a good spray tan, Kourtney is concerned about the chemicals. She is “judgy-wudgy,” as she later puts it, earning Minus 40 . But Plus 80 for actually being anti-tan. Finally, in the Scott Disick Contrived Comic Relief Storylines arena, Lord D decides to take up legal gator hunting because he needs some new shoes. Plus 100 for Scott’s genuine entertainment value, but Minus 200 for anyone who thinks this is the slightest bit real or spontaneous on his part. Even funnier? He goes with the family of Vienna Girardi. Yes, that Vienna Girardi of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad fame. What a moment for reality TV. Plus 120 because she actually won the show. Scott kills, skins and eats the gator, but he pretends to have nightmares about animals chasing him and feel guilty while visiting a zoo later on. “You can’t go around shooting animals because you want shoes that day,” he admits, even if “This is normal for these people.” Eh, call it a Wash . “If my girlfriend knew how to skin me, I’d be sleeping with a sawed-off shotgun.” – Scott, in the quote of the night. Well, if he were ever around. Minus 20 . EPISODE TOTAL: +130! SEASON TOTAL: +583!
Scott Disick really has a way with both women and words. On last Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami , Disick was critical of Kourtney Kardashian’s weight , telling his baby mama that her goal should be 93 pounds and that her body USED TO BE “bangin.” Real smooth, huh? In response, hundreds of fans called Disick out on Twitter, referring to him as a “pig” and saying Kourtney deserves better than such a “jackass.” Scott, in turn, apologized for his comments and begged forgiveness. Just kidding! He did the opposite. “Wow seems like when talking about weight a lot of issues come up. Never realized how upset people get when a person makes a comment about weight,” Disick wrote to nearly 3 million followers, concluding: “P.s anyone who has to much to say probably had to much to eat. #fatasses” Yup, that’s the Scott Disick we know… and Kourtney Kardashian loves. It remains unclear why.
Khloe Kardashian, unsurprisingly, had some harsh words for Kris Humphries in an interview with Andy Cohen, Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night. “It just needs to get over already!” Khloe said of Kris’ legal dispute with Kim Kardashian, who he’s somehow still married to despite splitting 16 months ago. The Hump is seeking to have the 2011 marriage annulled, claiming he was defrauded; Kim Kardashian just wants to get a divorce and call it a day. “He’s, in my opinion, delusional,” Khloe sniped . Kim, who’s pregnant and has supposedly been engagement ring shopping , feels Kris is holding her back for no other reason than spite. Khloe concurs: “I don’t know why he’s asking for anything? He’s fame-hungry, in my opinion. He wants money … I just think everything he’s doing is so — it’s just gross to me.” While no one disputes that the Hump got blindsided, Khloe may have a point here. Even his own family members say loser Kris needs to get over it . Fortunately, Khloe had kinder words for two other guys: Kanye West, pregnant Kim’s current BF, and Scott Disick, Kourtney’s two-time baby daddy. Cohen humorously asked who she’d rather … you know. Her take? “Who do I want to bone?! I can’t bone, they both are having babies with my sisters!” After Cohen urged her to reply for the sake of his “Not Plead the Fifth” game, she mused, “I’m really proud of Scott right now, I’m really liking Scott.” However, West has a key factor in his favor: “I’ve always loved Kanye, and … since I’ve only gone black, I got, like once you go black, you stay there, so…” Kanye FTW.
Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian returned to take over Miami on E! last night, as the sisters took their scripted act to The Sunshine State. And then they gave it to Kris Humphries . From the best one-liners to the most clearly contrived storylines, we run down the opener of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in our patented +/- system below… Khloe is in the house because her house is being renovated. Of course it is. PLUS 7 for this totally creative way to work the most fun sister into the series. And PLUS 7 more for Khloe immediately focusing her wrath on Humphries, referring to his marriage with Kim as a “waste” of her sister’s “time.” MINUS 19 , however, for not including the entire world along with Kim in that. “It’s a really expensive dream that won’t leave me alone,” Kim says of the relationship. “The judge says we will be divorced in 2013.” Kourtney, meanwhile, is peeved at Kim for inviting Scott Disick to Miami behind her back. PLUS 12 because this means we get to see Scott Disick being a douchebag in Miami! MINUS 39 because Kourtney wasn’t planning on having her kids’ father around for three months?!? Okay, MINUS 38 instead because clearly she was (nice dramatic touch, writers!) The girls find their new DASH is a disasters: clothing is everyone, the racks are a mess, there’s a fire hazard in the back. Kourtney threatens to fire the staff before someone reminds her these sisters don’t actually have anything to do with the store deciding to simply help the employees clean up. PLUS 3 . Khloe decides the three sisters should break some plates to let off stress. MINUS 9 for not shooting them like in Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead . Kim is initially against it, but then realizes: What the heck else are we gonna do on a show about a family that doesn’t work and has no personality? Scott refers to himself as “Lord Disick.” PLUS 24 . Says Khloe of Humphries: “If you wanted to marry someone for press, wouldn’t you have married someone who was actually popular?” Ouch. MINUS 49 to Kourtney for what was apparently an UNoriginal line on The Late Show last week. “I cannot wait for you to have a baby and see what it’s like,” Kourtney says to Kim, earning PLUS 8 for already setting up next season’s storyline. Damn. These gals are good. TOTAL: -72.
Left out of the Kardashian family Christmas card , Kanye West will not be left out of the clan’s annual holiday tradition. Speaking to E! News, Rob Kardashian detailed how he and his relatives handle December 25 every year, from a “really big party” on Christmas Even to everyone sleeping over at the house and waking up at 6 a.m. the next morning. “They all make breakfast, all the girls. We watch basketball. It’s a family day.” And will the man who may someday slip a ring on the finger of Kim Kardashian be included? “Christmas is home, so everyone will be home and we’ll all hang out together,” Rob confirmed. Guess that means Scott Disick will be there, too. Sorry, everyone else.
He may be a part of the Kardashian Christmas card , but will Scott Disick ever be an official part of reality TV’s First Family? It’s unlikely, according to Life & Style sources, who report that the father of Kourtney’s two kids tried to get down on one knee recently… but the attempt was rebuffed by Kardashian! Kourtney “does not want to be engaged,” the tabloid alleges, with a friend adding: “[She] really has been very vocal and told everyone how she does not want to marry Scott . She does not think their relationship is perfect and is scared of divorce. But Scott’s not happy about her never saying yes to a proposal.” Previous reports detailing the couple have claimed that Kourtney would consider a marriage, but only if Disick signed a prenup . Other sources, meanwhile, have claimed the twosome WILL get hitched someday, but a Scott Disick/ Kourtney Kardashian wedding would solely be based on ratings. Hmmm… we wonder where they would have gotten that idea from.
Jill Kelley, the woman who inadvertently blew the whistle on the Gen. David Petraeus scandal, claims she’s been wrongly accused … of trashing the Kardashians. Kelley, who got to know Petraeus and Gen. John Allen as the social liaison of the Tampa base where they were stationed, is rich, hot and famous for sort of no reason. For that reason, she’s been compared to Kim Kardashian and her ilk after her role in the Petraeus- Paula Broadwell scandal made her an overnight celebrity of sorts. Jill Kelley was said to have resented this comparison, deeming it “the worst thing to come out of” the scandal. But sources close to Jill are now denying that statement. Kelley views Kim Kardashian as a “beautiful and successful business woman” whom she highly respects. Insert one of many possible rebuttals right here, right now. And tell us: Who’d you rather … y’know? Jill Kim View Poll »
As any Homeland Season 2 fan knows, Mandy Patinkin is simply The Man. But viewers of Fox5’s Good Day New York discovered this for themselves last week, as the veteran actor was previewing his Showtime drama’s Sunday finale when co-anchor Dave Price had to peace out. The reason? His wife was in labor with the couple’s first child. Patinkin’s reaction? Priceless. Watch him grow exceedingly excited for the reporter now, unable to contain his enthusiasm even as Rosanna Scotto tries to bring the conversation back to Homeland … Mandy Patinkin Reacts to Anchor’s Baby
Former Saturday Night Live star and conservative activist Victoria Jackson has made a series of controversial comments in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School murders. She harshly criticized President Barack Obama, which is hardly surprising, but her comments on killer Adam Lanza raised eyebrows – even by Jackson standards. Of the Newtown, Conn., shooting, Jackson posted on Facebook, quoting a friend: “Wasn’t the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day?” “It’s a wonder we don’t have more 20-year-old ‘dads’ doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years. When you forget the TEN COMMANDMENTS, THIS is what you get’.” While one outraged person said that Jackson should have to “go before all of the families that lost loved ones” with her views, that didn’t stop her for a second. The Tea Party supporter went on to criticize President Barack Obama, claiming his pro-choice views are tantamount to mass murder along Lanza’s lines. Jackson wrote: “Obama dramatically wiped a tear as he said, ‘The majority of those who died today were children – beautiful little kids … They had their entire lives ahead of them.” “YEAH OBAMA. SAME AS THE MILLION BABIES YOU HAD ABORTED THIS YEAR IN AMERICA. ARE YOU CRYING FOR THEM?!” Jackson, who describes herself as being “an outspoken activist for the conservative movement,” on Facebook, may be understating the outspoken part. In President Obama’s Newtown speech last night, he called for America to ask “hard questions” about itself and whether we are doing all we can to care for our children. No response yet from Victoria, but you can bet it won’t be a measured one.
