Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be growing closer by the day, but it will take a lot more than a few public displays of affection for the rapper to truly be a part of reality TV’s First Family. As long as Kim’s ring finger and womb remain barren, an insider tells In Touch , West will “not [be] on the family Christmas card.” “Kim has never had a boyfriend on the family Christmas card,” the source says. “The only guy she’s ever had on the family card was her first husband. If she marries Kanye, he’ll be on the card. Wait, then how was Scott Disick on the 2011 Kardashian Christmas card ? “If they get pregnant before they get married, it will have to be discussed with the family. That’s how Scott got on the cards,” adds the insider. The tabloid has actually see the holiday tradition and it includes a reference to Kim’s late kitten, Mercy . Reads the opening line: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Kim was waiting for Santa, while her cat Mercy played with a mouse. Kendall and Kylie hung their stockings on the chimney with care, as Rob was wondering why his SOCK designs were not there!” Shoot us now. Please.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have A Date Night Out Just when we thought Kanye had out done his colossal-caked honeybun in the ‘WTF’ fashion department, Yeezy steps out in…….wait for it……regular clothes. Mr. West and his reality star sidekick were spotted out on a dinner date at Hakkasan restaurant with the rest of the Kardashian clan with Kim rocking a one-piece black velvet get up and Kanye in men’s jeans, a blazer and a t-shirt. Are you feelin’ these get ups? SplashNews
We hope you’re sitting down, readers. Seriously. Take a deep breath. You simply won’t believe this. According to a new report, a member of the Kardashian family may soon get married. But not for love. For money! Scott Disick was allegedly spotted at a Fort Lauderdale jewelry this week and insiders tell the tabloid he and Kourtney Kardashian have “met with a wedding planner.” How sweet, right? Not exactly. “It’s definitely just for TV ratings,” claims a magazine source. “Kourtney is getting caught up in the show, and he, of course, just wants the payday. Sadly, she’s flirting with disaster – and everyone knows it.” And Kim Kardashian applauds it. When might this money grab take place? “After Christmas but before Easter,” says In Touch Weekly . We’ll believe that when we see it. And then we’ll make a lot of fun of it.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have two kids together, but a new tabloid report makes it very clear just who the most immature member of this family truly is. On September 14, Disick was in Toronto to host a party at Tryst nightclub… … but the reality star went above and beyond his duties, Life & Style claims, asking for cocktail waitresses’ phone numbers so he could invite them to his hotel room and continue raging deep into the morning. “The girls arrived around 11 p.m. and partied with Scott and his business partner until security asked them to shut it down around 2 a.m. due to noise,” a source tells the tabloid, adding that Disick was at it again the very next night. Scott and his friends ended up at a club called Bloke & 4th on September 15. “He began throwing back Heinekens like they were going out of style,” says an anonymous fellow attendee, adding that Dicisk and his party left the club at 3:15 a.m., and that male and female voices were heard in his hotel room until 4:30 a.m. While she deals with these alleged actions, E! viewers were forced to deal with Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on the season finale of her family’s reality show. Good luck getting that image out of your head!
Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest ! We just came across this cute photo of Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and their two kids, and it’s just begging for your hilarious captions. What are Kourt, Scott, Mason and/or Penelope thinking/saying? You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Tuesday . Best of luck!
In Touch Weekly is aiming to win the Pulitzer Prize for imaginary Kardashian coverage. A week after running a cover story that claimed Scott Disick was back on cocaine , the tabloid has pretended to do even more research into this soridd situation, following up that cover tale with one claiming Kourtney has kicked her baby daddy out. ” Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments” when Kourtney & Kim Take Miami returns this fall, an insider says, raising the question: There’s gonna be another season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ?!? Kourtney is allegedly sick of Disick’s constant partying and irresponsible behavior, but friends wonder whether this move is really the answer. One says: “Scott’s friends in Miami are partiers, and they’re all in the club scene – so he’ll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he’ll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing…. There’s going to be a lot of drama.” It’s almost as if E! planned it this way or something. We’d feel terrible for poor little Penelope Scotland . If the story were remotely true.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are new parents and we must admit, Penelope Scotland is pretty darn cute. But all is not well in this household, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly , which quotes a friend as saying Disick is on a “downward spiral” and “more of a mess than I’ve ever seen him.” The cover story alleges that Disick is “back on drugs” and often partying while high on cocaine. Yes, folks, the “evil Scott” is back, says another source: “Things between Kourtney and Scott are the worst they’ve ever been… The animosity between them is really bad.” Allegedly, Disick isn’t allowed to be alone with his daughter, which might seem tragic, but consider this from Kris Jenner’s point of view: talk about prime storyline material for Keeping Up with the Kardashians !
Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings. Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian’s romantic life took center stage, for better or worse. After all, as we know, she’s dating Kanye West . “Kim and Kanye have been friends for years,” Kourtney Kardashian says. “They’ve been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it’s serious or not.” Is it?!?!?! Let’s find out in THG’s +/- recap! “So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common,” Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10 . “We both just love cars. So what’s the big deal? I’m just borrowing my friend’s car,” she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5 . Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott’s restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant. “I just want to make Kourtney proud,” Scott says. “She’s had a lot of doubts already.” Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10 . Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90 . Of running away from his problems, Scott Disick says, “I already have too much on my plate, and it’s a lot of people with a lot of opinions.” It really is, but given that he welcomed a baby girl with Kourtney this week, it’s time to suck it up and be a man. Excuses don’t fly. Minus 30 . Even Rob tells Scott to grow up/a pair. Plus 20 . With Kanye set to make an appearance, Kim is wearing “KW” earrings. Wonder if she ever had KH ones for Kris Humphries. Minus 40 . Is this relationship with Kanye real? We still can’t tell. Even . “I am so happy Kanye’s coming with me,” Kim says, “but I don’t want to make a big fuss about it.” Sure you don’t, Kim. Right. Minus 30 . After the night ends and is a big success, Scott admits, “It felt nice to actually build something on my own.” Or with an E! team. Plus only 10 . Kourtney gifts Scott with beautiful gold ring for reasons unknown. Why they don’t get each other engagement rings is another story. Even . “It’s just like the same old story over and over and over,” Kris Jenner says, with her finger firmly on the pulse of reality for once. “Scott misbehaves, she ignores it and then she rewards him. I’m just over it.” Plus 70 . EPISODE TOTAL: -85. SEASON TOTAL: -140 .
On this week’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and … well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise. Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter. Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot. Come along for THG’s +/- Keeping Up rekap! Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10 . Meanwhile, Kris Jenner’s lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20 . “It’s God punishing you for giving Todd your email,” Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90 . Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was … okay, there’s nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you’re pissed. Minus 10 . Hangover, schmangover, he’s just sick of them all. Minus 5 . When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. “This is exactly why I didn’t want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind.” Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10 . Scott has had enough and he packs a bag and leaves! Or at least pretends to, as the producers are often compelled to make him. Minus 15 . Bruce decides he will step up and try to help, while burying the hatchet with Scott: “I just want to be able to say something to kind of help him out and [teach Scott] how to deal with people. Life’s too short,” Jenner says. Plus 5 . “Yeah, and life’s too short for you to sit around wondering if I saw my ex-boyfriend again or not,” Kris interjects. Touche, Bruce . Touche. Plus 10 . Then the light bulb goes on. Bruce apologizes and plants a make-up kiss on his better half, gigantic upper lip and all. Plus 10 for those two. Scott shockingly reveals that … he wants to marry Kourtney and he refuses? And he’s scared every single day that she’ll leave him? Minus 15 . Plus 5 for Mason’s little beach outfit, incidentally. And Plus 5 more for Kim Kardashian ‘s bikini. And Plus 10 more for Kourtney’s, even though she’s very pregnant and some viewers were probably grossed out. She’s always beautiful. Disick rallies and comes to the family dinner in the end. Plus 15 . Now it’s time for Kourt to step up and and reassure the guy, which she does. Not that all is well, necessarily, after that. “The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married if we had another,” he reveals. “You broke the contract, you broke the deal, I’m not going to keep trying with you forever.” Whoa. Minus 15 . She does buy Scott a commitment bracelet, at least? Eh, Minus 40 . “The fact that she [Kourtney] told me in front of her whole family how much she loves me makes me feel good,” Scott says later. “And it’s a very cute idea.” “This love bracelet … it obviously doesn’t go with my gold accessories, but if it did I’d always wear it.” Brings a tear to your eye. Plus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +60. SEASON TOTAL: -330 .
Norway didn’t exactly roll out the red carpet for Snoop Dogg, stopping the rapper for pot possession. Fortunately, it didn’t throw the book at him either. Upon arriving at Oslo airport today in the country’s capital, Snoop was held by customs after a canine unit sniffed out a small amount of marijuana. Knock us over with a feather. This hasn’t happened since … January . Lucky for Snoop, Norway marijuana laws are lax; up to 15 grams is generally considered personal use and punishable by a fine of 5000 kroner ($827). So no criminal charges for the Doggfather, though he was also found to possess a large amount of cash exceeding legal limits and fined for that too. Total penalties: 52,000 kroner, or $8,600, which he paid – he was carrying massive amounts of cash after all – and then was sent on his way. Not a bad day for Norwegian customs officials or Snoop really. Customs officers who stopped him told the news outlet that he was polite throughout and they were not aware of who he was until he showed ID. Snoop Dogg, who was in Norway to perform as one of the headliners of the Hove Festival, was asked by VGTV why he was five hours late to the event. “Man, shut the f–k up,” he snapped, in big white shades emblazoned with his moniker. “I’m here… be happy I’m here and ask some real questions.” Point taken.
