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Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food…. I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with… Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works… The post Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophia Bush in Jeans of the Day

Here’s some Sophia Bush not showing her bush for the Sophia Bush fans who I assume are still people reading these kinds of sites – that existed when Sophia Bush was relevant and on a nerdy show nerds fucking loved – because I know the hot young kids of social media aren’t checking in here to read my amazing commentary about a mom aged mom in high waisted jeans looking like a mom in high waisted jeans…. Sometimes I like to give the people what they want…and what they need…to live a better life…because I am compassionate even if I think you’re the fucking worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophia Bush in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day

Rita Ora’s above picture is her promoting some bootleg netflix type device – because netflix isn’t the end all be all of streaming and Rita Ora is down to make any and all money she can because her singing career isn’t paying the fucking bills – but her tits are doing okay for her, they’ve got her at the right table, they’ve got her followers and followers means she can monetize… She’ll never be the Next Rihanna like she tried to be, but at least she can use her tits at events…everywhere to survive and pull off this American Dream… She does it for an independent UK…where this titties are from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#FatAssesBreakTheInternet: Twitter Set Ablaze With Bountiful Backsides [Photos]

Another day, another trending topic on Twitter that’s sure to get people talking again. The latest hot topic hashtag to explode on the fast-moving social network is #FatAssesBreakTheInternet and it’s gearing up to showcase some of the best backsides in the game.  Continue Continue reading

You Big Dummies!!! Two Florida Men Arrested After Bragging On Facebook Live Video About Burglary

Two Florida Men Arrested After Bragging On Facebook About Burglary Two Florida men have been arrested and a third is still on the run after they were busted bragging on Facebook Live Video according to NBC Miami reports: Raderius Glenn Collins, 18, and Marcus Terrell Parker, 27, were arrested on multiple charges including burglary, grand theft, criminal mischief and dealing in stolen property in the crime spree that brought them more than $500,000 worth of jewelry, police said. Police say Collins, Parker and a third man burglarized a house in the 13200 block of Southwest 63rd Court and a home on the 6300 block of 107th Street in Pinecrest. The burglars stole a safe from one home with jewelry valued at more than $500,000 and jewelry valued at more than $10,000 from another. Authorities are looking for a third suspect who was seen on a Facebook video with a bag full of $100 bills bragging about their illegal earnings, saying on camera “We got a safe.” One of the men arrested told police that he and the other two subjects sold the stolen jewelry to a shop and received $1,300 each in return. Police found much of the stolen jewelry at Xodium Jewelry and Watch located in Southland Mall. You big dummies!!!!!!! Continue reading

Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day

Texan Titty Model Hipster who broke through the scene thanks to DONALD TRUMP’s agency…and who is now a New York based Sports Illustrated model – who along with all the other Sports Illustrated New York Based Models…who do their sugar baby-ing in the New York and not in LA – or Miami where there are beaches that you’d assume they’d be bikini-ing..you know practicing their only skilly they have ever been celebrated for…went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade, where she was a little edgier than her friends and body painted them nipples…because big tits, on a titty model is all she knows….and all she is capable of doing… The post Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day

Apparently this is – Selena Gomez – in her best picture in the history of any picture she’s ever done. I’m actually starting to understand the hype that is Selena Gomez…all it took was hitting her from the right angle and not in a Chris Brown kind of way, or even a Bieber’s ejaculate against her cervix kind of way, but in a hip, modern, one piece bathing suit that stages her puffy steroid from lupus cheeks in a way that doesn’t make her look like a cartoon character… I rarely think that Selena Gomez is hot, I usually am blinded by knowing she’s media manipulator, highly trained by the Disney school of entertainers, and that alone made her irritating about Bieber sex offending, about her LUPUS and her CHEMO to treat her LUPUS and the fact that she’s gone into pop star world…when she’s an actor as a fucking cash grab… But her implants are cool right… The post Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Blames Hollywood for Anton’s Death of the Day

I have no idea what the backstory of Lohan and Anton, but she is down with the Russian scene, since Russians have no souls and either does she…and she wrote this: this is the result of #hollywood a beautiful life has come to an end.. A brilliant actor and a loving friend. Surround your life with good people and know who your #true #friends are my prayers and love goes out to anton’s family #anton ?????????????? ????? ? ??????? this breaks my heart. He was my friend I am so sorry to Anton’s father I am sure no one cares about Lohan’s opinion on anything, but it’s safe to say she’s a little bitter in how hollywood ate her up and spat her out, and maybe she knows more information than we do about Anton’s life, maybe it was an inside job, or maybe Hollywood destroyed him, medicated him, and made him run himself over with what may have been a defective Jeep with a weird transmission that made it challenging to know if you were in Park or not… Either way…pretty crazy statement…from a pretty crazy girl who I guess lost a friend, who we could argue wasn’t a real friend, otherwise she wouldn’t have let him die… TO SEE THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH WITH HARD NIPPLES – WHICH IS WHAT WE CARE ABOUT WHEN IT comes TO LOHAN CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Blames Hollywood for Anton’s Death of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I have no idea what the backstory of Lohan and Anton, but she is down with the Russian scene, since Russians have no souls and either does she…and she wrote this: this is the result of #hollywood a beautiful life has come to an end.. A brilliant actor and a loving friend. Surround your life with good people and know who your #true #friends are my prayers and love goes out to anton’s family #anton ?????????????? ????? ? ??????? this breaks my heart. He was my friend I am so sorry to Anton’s father I am sure no one cares about Lohan’s opinion on anything, but it’s safe to say she’s a little bitter in how hollywood ate her up and spat her out, and maybe she knows more information than we do about Anton’s life, maybe it was an inside job, or maybe Hollywood destroyed him, medicated him, and made him run himself over with what may have been a defective Jeep with a weird transmission that made it challenging to know if you were in Park or not… Either way…pretty crazy statement…from a pretty crazy girl who I guess lost a friend, who we could argue wasn’t a real friend, otherwise she wouldn’t have let him die… TO SEE THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH WITH HARD NIPPLES – WHICH IS WHAT WE CARE ABOUT WHEN IT comes TO LOHAN CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Blames Hollywood for Anton’s Death of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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