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Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty Nicki Minaj Announces Retirement Nicki Minaj is retiring—or so she says. The head of the Barbz made an announcement today via social media that she’s hanging up her mic to focus on having a family. “To my fans, keep reppin me, do it til da death of me,” wrote Nicki on Twitter. I’ve decided to retire & have my family. I know you guys are happy now. To my fans, keep reppin me, do it til da death of me, in the box- cuz ain’t nobody checkin me. Love you for LIFE — Mrs. Petty (@NICKIMINAJ) September 5, 2019 The announcement is now stirring up speculation that Nicki is focused on “having a family” because she’s pregnant. Nicki Minaj said she's retiring and starting a family. So does this mean you pregnant @NICKIMINAJ ? pic.twitter.com/pkggA8dD9a — Deji Imole (@deji_imole) September 5, 2019 my dawg told me Nicki was pregnant months ago i kept that shit to myself. nevertheless. Congrats To The Queen https://t.co/hv3Kuz8SVr — Majestic Drama (@MajesticDrama) September 5, 2019 What do YOU think??? Is Nicki taking a break to have Kenneth Petty’s progeny???
It's been over two years since Joy-Anna Duggar and Austin Forsyth married in the sort of lavish, massively-attended ceremony for which their family has become known. And it seems as though the young couple has been enjoying a life of quiet domestic bliss ever since. Though Joy recently suffered a miscarriage , insiders say Austin has been a tremendous source of support. The 25-year-old is making a way for himself in one of the few career fields Jim Bob approves of (real estate). But there's reason to believe that when they first met, Joy and Austin were not so thrilled with the idea of exchanging vows. In fact, many fans believe that Joy was forced to marry Austin by heir overbearing fathers. Here's everything we know about the situation – and Austin's surprisingly controversial father – so far: 1. The Not-So-Happy Couple? Joy and Austin’s wedding looked just like every other Duggar ceremony. But one major difference may have been the fact that the couple wasn’t at the altar by choice, 2. The Duggars’ Version The “official” account of Joy and Austin’s courtship is more than a little creepy, but it’s one the Duggars have been repeating for years. 3. Do the Math According to that version, Joy and Austin met through the church (of course), and there was an instant attraction between them … despite the fact that Austin was four years Joy’s senior. 4. Yikes Not a big deal now that they’re adults, but considering Joy and Austin grew up attending the same church, they were probably pretty young the first time they laid eyes on one another. 5. The Wait Is Over Thankfully, Joy and Austin held off on starting a romantic relationship until after she turned 18. But that doesn’t mean they were able to avoid controversy. 6. Or Is It? As you probably know, the Duggars have strict rules governing romantic relationships. The most famous of which is that virtually all forms of physical contact among non-married couples are prohibited. View Slideshow
Two stars on Bringing Up Bates would like to bring something to your attention: They’re expecting a baby together! Isn’t that right, Carlin Bates and Evan Stewart?!? “We are beyond thrilled to be expecting our first child,” Carlin herself told Romper yesterday, adding in further detail and excitement: “Spending everyday with your best friend and building a life together has already exceeded our happiest dreams. We are so happy at the thought of parenting together. “Three at the table sounds perfect! God is so good.” Bates is due in February 2020. This means that she’s about three months along and she and Evan got married about three months ago, so either they procreated on their wedding night… … or the nuptials may have been inspired by some pre-marital sex. Shotgun! Bang! We went there, people. Added Carlin when breaking the news on Instagram: “This past year has been a whirlwind of excitement and love, from wedding planning, to the most magical day of my life when I said ‘I do,’ and just when I think life can’t get crazier, busier, or happier, I find out I’m pregnant! “I feel so grateful and in awe of the miracle of a tiny life growing inside of me! I can’t imagine that my life could be any more blessed!” Bates is only 21 years old and, considering she has 18 siblings and was basically raised in a cult, this is likely the first of many pregnancies. She sounds both psyched and sort of overwhelmed by that fact. “Even though I’m very early into my pregnancy, I already look at my mom and wonder, ‘How did you do this 19 times?” she said. “Yet, she acted as if each pregnancy was a gift and a privilege, and that’s exactly the sentiment I want to have. “She made us all feel special and loved and more than anything, Evan and I want to be the kind of parents that invest in our child’s life in such a way that they know what a treasure they are to us!” As for Stewart? “I have read so many sweet comments, received texts, and felt so much love from you all,” he wrote on Instagram, adding: “We are overwhelmed and thankful to God for this precious gift! ! I can’t wait to meet you, baby Stewart. You are already so loved.” Carlin is known both for appearing on Bringing Up Bates and also for being very close to Joy Duggar , who responded to this incredible news by exclaiming the following: Yayyy! SOOOOO happy . Back when Joy suffered her miscarriage this year , Carlin responded with words of sorrow and sympathy on Instagram. “I wish there were words to express how broken hearted I am for my best friend,” she wrote at the time, concluding: “Seeing her give birth to her little girl, Annabell Elise, and knowing that she would never be able to hold her again while on earth just brings tears to my eyes. “Yet, through it all, she has been so strong and held on to Jesus, knowing that we will see her little baby in heaven one day. “I know that Jesus doesn’t promise that we will not face difficulties in this life, but He does promise to be by our side every step of the way. “I’m so grateful to have a friend as precious as Joy, and I know that she would covet prayers at this hard time.” We send our very best to Carlin Bates and Evan Stewart. Congrats and good luck, you guys!
At this point, viewers of The Real Housewives of Orange County are almost as tired of that Kelly Dodd sex rumor as Kelly is. Remember, it was Tamra who first blurted it out after Vicki kept loudly dropping “hints.” Now, Tamra explains that she brought it up with the purest of intentions. In fact, she was trying to help . Tamra Judge sat down with Entertainment Tonight to explain why she blurted out the rumor when she did. “I feel I did the viewers a favor,” Tamra explains. “It was something that was told to Shannon [Beador] and Vicki last year, offseason,” she details. Tamra says that it was a “friend” of Kelly's who told them. “They told me, we three knew about it,” Tamra continues. “I never really thought it was gonna be brought up or an issue or anything.” “But then,” she recalls. “Vicki kept going, going and I'm like, 'Are you talking about the train?' Almost like, 'That stupid rumor?'” Though her intentions were good, Tamra says that she had no idea that “it was gonna go that far.” “So, when the season started this year, Kelly and I were talking a lot,” she acknowledges. “We were drawn together,” she explains. “Because I know what it's like to be a victim of Vicki rumors, right?” “She would talk to me all the time and I’m like, 'I get it, I get it!'” she describes. “And she's like, 'I don't know how you can forgive her!' And I'm like, 'It takes time.' I felt bad for her!” Tamra admits. But it didn't last. “And then it would just — I would say, three quarters into the season, everything falls apart.” “Kelly does something towards the end of the [season] that is very hurtful and very damaging,” Tamra laments. “I tried not to bring too much light to it,” she explains. Tamra says that she avoids discussing the betrayal “because I really didn't want to talk about it.” “So,” she continues. “I kind of kept those emotions in.” “I really thought that I was trying to help her, and I was being a good friend to her,” Tamra narrates. “And then all of a sudden, I go away on a vacation and come back,” she recalls. “And,” Tamra reveals. “I find out she's trashing me to everybody.” She doesn't know how this huge change took place — but she expects to find out. “So, I really don’t know what happened, 'cause I haven't seen it yet,” Tamra explains. “I'll find out when everybody else does.” Despite her membershp in the Tres Amigas, Tamra sees both sides of the Vicki vs Kelly feud. “Trust me, they are both as equally as mean to each other,” Tamra acknowledges. “I think me and Shannon are trying to navigate between the two of them, and we always say we're on the right side. That's it,” she expresses. “They're both being mean to each other,” Tamra notes. “If you're gonna be nice, then I'll agree with that.” “If you're gonna be mean,” she adds. “I'm gonna disagree with that. That's it.” Right now, Kelly seems to only have one castmate left in her corner. “Right now, she has Emily [Simpson],” Tamra points out. She continues, noting that Emily's the one “who’s been out there bashing all of us, every single one of us on social media.” “And we have all kept our mouths quiet,” Tamra characterizes. “The only one that she has right now is Emily.” It doesn't sound like this complicated feud is going to be resolved any time soon.
Atlanta artists Bla5er and Blo5k Lil A just released a joint mixtape called ‘Tha 5’ presented by Last Supper Music Group (LSMG). The tape features Blo5k Fatt and Bloody Jay with production by Zaytoven, J Reid, Murda On Da Track, B Rackz, Brand Da Beast, Tasha Catour, UmmSosa, and Quay Global. The 14 track project has an A side and B to reflect both artists sounds. Blo5k Lil A’s single “Light It Up” produced by Quay Global released in August and Bla5er released his single, “Slide On Dem” also in August produced by J Reid. Bla5er social media: Instagram: @_Bla5er @ blo5k_lila Twitter: @_Bla5er @Blo5k_LilA Facebook: TheRealBal5er Blo5kMuzik View this post on Instagram ‘Tha 5’ mixtape drops Thursday September 5th!!!! @blo5k_lila DROP A IF YOU READY la5er itxh #LSMG #Bla5er #Blo5kLilA #Tha5 #LastSupperMusicGroup @lsmg_llc A post shared by Bla5er (@_bla5er) on Aug 26, 2019 at 2:03pm PDT
Source: Fairfax Media / Getty Details Of Kevin Hart’s Injuries Immerge After Car Crash Kevin Hart suffered three spinal fractures from his scary car crash over Labor Day Weekend. According to a TMZ report , the actor had surgery on Sunday night that involved fusing two fractures in his upper back and one in his lower. Sources said that Kevin is “still going through hell” in the early stages of his recovery. For now, Kevin is being heavily medicated by medical professionals because the pain from his injuries is beyond intense. It sounds like this is just the beginning for him. He should expect weeks, if not months of rehab . Despite suffering three separate spinal fractures, 2 of them in the thoracic section of his spine, and 1 in the lumbar, Kevin is expected to make a full recovery doctors’ sources confirmed to TMZ. As far as his friends, Jared Black and Rebecca Broxterman, who were also in the wreck, details of their recovery process has not been made public but they are reportedly expected to recover fully. TMZ says that the friends had spent the day earlier at Kev’s house, where he had posted this photo just hours before the crash. View this post on Instagram Being home makes me happy….enjoy your weekend people!!!! #LiveLoveLaugh A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on Aug 31, 2019 at 2:43pm PDT Get well soon Kevin!