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The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: The Claws Are Out

Not much can top Tamra’s nicknaming Alexis “Jesus Jugs” last week, but with Brooks and Briana stopping by the Real Housewives of Orange County are going to try. Someone get poor Andy Cohen a helmet. Or vodka. Let’s get to part two of the RHOC Reunion with our THG +/- review. Andy addresses Gretchen and Alexis’ falling out first. It’s clear that Alexis is more upset about this than Gretchen is because her hands are flapping around like she’s trying to direct an airplane to landing. Nose job. Sinus surgery. You didn’t have my back. Yes, I did. Whatever. If Alexis attempts to look down her new nose any more she’s going to go cross-eyed. And now Alexis’ Fox 5 segment comes up. Gretchen pulls out an email that proves that Fox 5 wanted her first. Alexis says the producer said they’d never offered Gretchen the job. Neither woman can see that a producer might say whatever needed to be said to get the job done. Minus 12. Tamra ends that bit by asking if Alexis still works at Fox 5. She doesn’t. The first question Andy has? How many square feet in her house. 14,300 square feet. Not including the garages and the loggias. And she needed a bigger house for what reason? Minus 4 . Andy brings up Bowgate. Heather admits that maybe she made it a bigger deal than it was. Plus 12 . Up next? Brooks. It seems like this is the first time Vicki’s seen just how nuts she was at the end of the season, judging by the look on her face. This should be interesting. Brooks clarifies that he doesn’t have four kids with three women. He has four kids with two women. And then he says that all of his affirmations for Vicki are related to the fact that he’s southern and that that’s how southern men do things. I’ve lived in the south my entire life, y’all, and this is not how men down her do things. Minus 5 . Tamra thinks Brooks studied the show to learn how to get to Vicki. Interesting. Brooks then says he was “protecting his lady” from Tamra’s eye roll. Because eye rolls are the new weapons of mass destruction. Minus 8 . He also says he wouldn’t take relationship advice from Tamra because doing that would be like taking financial advice from someone who’s bankrupt. Zing! Alexis chimes in to defend Vicki and Brooks and is met with a “shut up, dingbat” and “You’re so not relevant” from Tamra. Double zing! Gretchen’s relationship with Slade is up for discussion next. It’s still Slade’s pesky debt that keeps them from being engaged. Slade drives her to appointments. He books her gigs. He schedules her training sessions. She’s not paying him for any of it. Minus 15. In true Vicki fashion, she makes this all about her. If Slade’s not an opportunist, Brooks isn’t either. And apparently, Eddie’s a smooth-talking a**hole? Gah. Vicki. I’m done with you. Minus 12 . The conversation ended with Gretchen calling Vicki a hypocrite. Again. Briana’s on the couch now and surprise! She’s pregnant! Again, in true Vicki fashion, she cried for half an hour when she found out Briana was pregnant. Minus 3. Briana and Ryan moved in with Vicki. So now Briana, Ryan, Vicki, AND DONN all live in the same house. Because it’s a big house. Briana’s still pretty hesitant about Brooks. As in, she has nothing to do with him. Briana’s take is that Brooks just wants to be Vicki-the-Real-Housewife’s boyfriend and not the Real Vicki’s boyfriend. Tamra agrees. Plus 8. Brooks outed Briana’s pregnancy and her family wedding to local radio. And Vicki keeps defending him. Minus 30. And then Vicki called her daughter a liar. On television. Minus 10. Briana mentions, again, that Vicki probably had an emotional affair with Brooks long before their relationship became physical. Gretchen calls it “weird” because of accusations that Gretchen cheated on Jeff. Vicki says Donn had an affair for 20 years. And then slams Tamra for dating Eddie while she was married to Simon. There’s a whole lot of cheating going on, y’all. Briana’s the voice of reason and Gretchen’s on the verge of tears. Pass out some tissues. Or the booze. As a recap of the season, Heather says she had fun and hopes she and Alexis left everything in Costa Rica. Alexis says she’s going to try to be a better person every day. Gretchen says this was an emotionally tough season. Tamra’s had a lot of change in her life, including gaining Gretchen as a friend and losing Vicki. Vicki’s confused. Just drink already, people. Cheers, y’all. EPISODE TOTAL: -67

Adele Due Date Revealed: Mid-September!

Shortest. Pregnancy. Ever. Okay, maybe not for Adele herself, but for the public. Unlike Jessica Simpson’s very public gestation period, which was marked by Twitpics, nude Elle covers and absurd quotes for months on end, we just found out Adele was with child. So when is she due? Like really soon! Simon Konecki got Adele pregnant 6-7 months before anyone knew! UK reports say she’s due in mid-September, or around two months from now. Neither the 24-year-old nor her boyfriend has commented on the report or the pregnancy at all beyond their initial announcement last month. However, UK celebrity gossip sources claimed this morning that Adele will be hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet by the middle of September. “Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself for as long as possible,” a so-called insider said of the star. How the alleged insider knows what’s going on in Adele’s womb, we have no idea, but congratulations on the pregnancy again in any case! [Photo: WENN.com]

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: Cat Fight, Part One

The Real Housewives of Orange County are sitting down on Andy Cohen’s couches in Part One of the Season 7 reunion. Will Alexis get an apology for being called phony? (Probably not.) Will Vicki have to defend Brooks? (Probably.) And how many times will she say “love tank”? (One time too many.) Let’s find out in our THG +/- review. Tamra’s hair is as big as Alexis’ boobs. Minus 5. We’re 60 seconds in and Vicki’s already lamenting the fact that Brianna eloped and almost had cancer. Minus 10 . Andy just pointed out that Gretchen and Tamra have swapped hairstyles. Which explains everything. And he’s wasting no time asking about Vicki’s fur coat. Plus 2 . Alexis says the reason she mispronounced Katie Couric’s last name is because she has an accent. You know, like the British. Minus 4. Here it goes, Alexis and the infamous Fox 5 news reporter scandal. She says that Jim’s douche-maneuver in virtually everything regarding Alexis and what she wants, is just because he has a strong personality. Heather calls her out on it and says it’s like he’s her Daddy. Then she slams Tamra saying “she’s still married.” Heather used the word “maligning” like she thinks Alexis knows what that means. Plus 10 for good vocabulary. In this argument between Heather and Alexis? Heather wins. Mostly because she understands words. And mortgages. Tamra’s recap is up next. Seriously, her hair is huge! After Eddie proposed, he re-proposed in front of her kids when they got home. Plus 10 . Tamra said her mouth has gotten her into a lot of trouble. At least she’s aware. Vicki’s disappointed by the distance between she and Tamra after this season. Tamra’s saddened by the distance between them, too. Something that makes Tamra happy is her friendship with Gretchen. Vicki thinks Tamra’s unable to have more than one friend at a time. Vicki, jealousy’s an ugly look. Minus 3 . Vicki blames Tamra for the reason she didn’t like Alexis for so long. Alexis says that she and Vicki have been working on their friendship since last season. Andy Cohen just said “love tank.” Minus 25. And now there’s a montage of Brooks and his positive affirmations. There’s not enough pinot grigio in the world to make him tolerable. Donn and Brooks apparently get along swimmingly. Vicki, apparently, almost ripped Donn’s girlfriend’s eyeballs out. Gretchen says Vicki’s not sincere in what she says. “Correct,” Vicki replies. But she’s not a hypocrite. Minus 10 . Vicki says she’s told Brooks to “get his sh*t together” regarding his child support issues and reveals that she’s known him for five years and wrote a letter to the judge to get him out of jail when he was tossed into the clink for not paying. Juicy! She just can’t seem to grasp how hypocritical she’s been with Slade and Brooks’ similar situations. Minus 15. Phony-gate 2012 is upon us. Alexis feels like the women ganged up on her, which is probably true. And Heather said “maligned” again. Alexis still doesn’t know what it means. Tamra said her blow-up at her coffee date with Alexis was the result of Alexis pushing her into it. And then Alexis called Tamra bitter and old. Gretchen says she warned Alexis that Phony-gate was coming when they were on the plane ride over to Costa Rica and then Alexis tells Andy that Gretchen’s lying about her hair extensions. Because those two things are related. Minus 3. Vicki says she’d never want anyone to “gang bang” Tamra. So that’s good. Heather accuses Alexis of being rude to the crew and department store employees. And then Tamra shouts “You are PSYCHOTIC, JESUS JUGS.” And I died. Plus 40. EPISODE TOTAL: -3 SEASON TOTAL: -364

The Bachelorette Preview: Final Three Revealed?

The producers of The Bachelorette are running a tight ship this season, with little or no information thus far about who wins Emily Maynard’s final rose. At the same time, two extended previews airing at the end of last night’s episode on ABC revealed plenty of details for those who paid attention. The first preview, for next Monday’s episode, is comprised of clips entirely from Croatia … with Ryan emerging as the latest of this season’s villains . Or so it would appear. In any case, it gets much more revealing than that. The Bachelorette Episode 806 Promo The second part of the preview involves clips from later this season, and shows the guys rumored to be Emily’s final three with her in Curacao. We’ll withhold names in case you haven’t seen it or really don’t know, but you can see all three different fellas on dates with her in the tropics. Emily has clearly grown close to all three already, so it’s no surprise that she drops the obligatory “falling in love with several people” line. What is surprising? The lack of final rose ceremony clips, even of just Emily. Either all The Bachelorette season finale footage is under total lockdown in a bank vault somewhere, or we’re in for a non-traditional ending. Could it be that the Southern Belle doesn’t even hold a final rose ceremony, and chooses her mate straight from the final three, not two? Just one theory, but it may have merit. As always, stay tuned.

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What The Hell??? Los Angeles Police Are Investigating A Suspected Pair Of Lungs Found On A City Sidewalk

Is this the work of another bath salt zombie?? L.A. Cops Investigate Lungs Found On Sidewalk Authorities are investigating what appear to be a pair of lungs found on a sidewalk in South Los Angeles. A woman called to report finding what she believed to be the organs at 8:30 p.m. (11:30 p.m. ET) Sunday in the 13100 block of Avalon Boulevard. Sheriff’s deputies responded to the scene, and the coroner’s office was also called. Additional testing will determine if the remains are in fact lungs and whether they are human, police said. Sgt. Robert Dean of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, told the Los Angeles Times: “We don’t know what they are. It’s really weird.” Ed Winter, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office, told the newspaper the possible organs were not attached to a body, and he found the situation “a little strange.” He said it was unclear when the examination would be performed. We get the feeling that the explanation for this is ain’t gonna be good… Image via Jan Resner Source

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Out On DVD: Scandal Season 1

‘Scandal’ Season One Out On DVD Today Kerry Washington and Columbus Short are smokin up primtime with one of the season’s hottest shows, ABC’s ‘Scandal.’ A political thriller loosely based on actual events that went down in the White House, Scandal is produced and directed by African-American screenwriter Shonda Rhimes. Kerry solidifies her banger status as former White House Communications Director for the Presdient, Olivia Pope, while cutie Columbus Short is easy on the eyes as smooth talking litigator, Harrison Wright. If you missed season 1, you can pick it up on DVD starting today.

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Irv Da Phenom Learns Rap’s Ropes From Tech N9ne

‘He heard my music and was like, ‘Man you’re supposed to be making music with us,’ ‘ Irv tells Mixtape Daily of his relationship with Tech. By Rob Markman Irv Da Phenom Photo: MTV News Fire Starter : Irv Da Phenom Essential Info : You get back what you put out. It’s a concept that Kansas City, Missouri, rapper Irv Da Phenom understands well. That’s why the up-and-coming rapper isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. Now, on his latest album, Who the F— Is Irv Da Phenom?, the Midwest MC looks to really define himself. “I’m just a young man from Wyandotte County, Kansas City, a hard worker [who] was gifted to do music,” Irv told Mixtape Daily in answer to the very question that his album title poses. “I’m just trying to provide my point of view through music and move people with it.” The self-proclaimed Phenom first got into music while singing in the church where his father was a deacon. As a child he wasn’t allowed to listen to rap music, but eventually, by the age of 13, he found hip-hop influences in Eminem, Busta Rhymes and his hometown hero Tech N9ne . Turns out that Irv would meet Tech as a teenager during a studio session and then years later end up touring with the Strange Music juggernaut. “As years went on, he seen me doing my thing around the town, rapping. And then I pop up at his shows,” he said of his relationship with Tecca Nina. “It just eventually grew and grew. I was blessed to be able to go out on tour with him. He heard my music one day and was like, ‘Man you’re supposed to be making music with us,’ and that’s how we ended up linking up.” Irv didn’t ink with Tech’s Strange Music but started his own independent label, Def Metal Gospel, through which he released his underground albums. If a rapper who flies a flag that draws inspiration from metal and gospel music sounds different to you, that’s cool, because that’s the way Irv intended it. “It’s already a Lil Wayne, it’s already a Young Jeezy, it’s already a Rick Ross, so why would I worry about fitting in to what they are?” Irv explained, instead choosing to be himself. “I just do what I know — somebody out there is just like me.” While on the road with Tech, Irv did pick up some great touring habits. For one, he learned the importance of a quality stage show. Standing center-stage and rapping just won’t cut it. Secondly, he saw the worth in going directly to his fans. Irv has more than 11,000 Twitter followers and a respectable digital presence, but he is best when he is face-to-face with his fans, selling physical CDs at meet-and-greets before his shows. “It’s real important to actually go reach the fans, go touch ’em and let them see you out and about,” he said. For other artists featured in Mixtape Daily, check out Mixtape Daily Headlines . Related Artists Irv Da Phenom Tech N9ne

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‘True Blood’ Season Five: The Reviews Are In!

Critics agree the show is worthy summer entertainment but find the plot lacking focus. By Fallon Prinzivalli Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard and Lucy Griffiths in season five of “True Blood” Photo: Lacey Terrell/ HBO Our favorite fantastical creatures from Bon Temps return Sunday night (June 10) with the season-five premiere of HBO’s “True Blood.” The previous season left off with Sookie professing love for both Eric and Bill while ultimately choosing herself over either lover. Alcide uncovered a giant hole in a cement parking lot, leading us to believe we haven’t heard the last of Russell Edgington. And in the final sequence before the credits, Debbie meant to unload a round of lead into Sookie, but Tara jumped in the way and had half her head blown off. Along with hopefully revealing whether Sookie’s BFF survived the blast or not, the latest season brings vampire authority in the form of “Law and Order: SVU” star Christopher Meloni, who comes to restore order in the blood-sucking community. Here’s what critics are saying about the season’s opener. The Story “The first four episodes of Season 5 recently sent out to critics reflect what’s wrong with the most recent seasons of the HBO drama: they lack focus. The plot, which is based in part on Charlaine Harris’s novels, zigzags in so many different directions that it often seems as though there are no less than 10 separate television shows existing side by side within ‘True Blood.’ While the early seasons of the show wisely focused on a few main characters … the show’s success at creating vivid and engaging supporting characters has also been its downfall. Rather than allow these characters to exist on the periphery where they might thrive, Alan Ball and his writing staff have forced them front and center, which means that each season now needs to incorporate storylines for the entire cast, which now numbers in the several dozen. The result is a jumble of unrelated storylines that lack cohesion and a strong throughline. (Last season gave us witches, disembodied spirits, shifters, shamans, and faeries, all vying for control of the story.) With almost every character off doing his or her own thing, there’s a distinct lack of unity in the narrative, something keenly felt in the haphazard and unsatisfying fourth season, and that feeling continues into Season 5.” — Jace Lacob, The Daily Beast The Authority “Five seasons ago, I publicly declared my undying hatred of all things ‘True Blood.’ … [But Season 5 has] added a new element that makes it something I can finally (I’m sorry) sink my teeth into. They’ve added politics as blood sport. Authority has come to town, boys and gargoyles. … On next week’s episode, the new Guardian, Roman, head of the Authority, is introduced and it’s none other than Christopher Meloni. We still have vamp SVUs, so he’s pledged to root out and bring the ‘Sanguinistas,’ who believe God created humans as a food source for vamps, to heel.” — Linda Stasi, New York Post Kristin Bauer van Straten’s Pam “As usual, Pam gets the best lines. When she enters Sookie’s blood-soaked kitchen to find Sookie killed Debbie Pelt in retaliation for shooting Tara, Pam observes, ‘Color me impressed. You know how to party.’ Later, after aiding Sookie’s efforts, Pam declares, ‘I’m wearing a Wal-Mart sweatshirt for you all. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit, I don’t know what is.’ ” — Rob Owen, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette The Final Word, Pro-Con Style “As always on a show that tends to be messy in all senses of the word, plots and characters tumble into each other and sometimes threaten to push each other right off the screen. Immediately after tying up last year’s plot strings (by the end of the first hour, you’ll know the fate of Rutina Wesley’s Tara), ‘True’ launches into multiple new crises, led by the horrifying and welcome return of Denis O’Hare’s Russell Edgington. The stories are not all equal, but most more than carry their weight, and all are laced with both humor and the writer’s respect for dramatic consequences. Put them together, and you get summer TV at its witty, riveting best. Come on in; the ‘Blood’ is fine.” — Robert Bianco, USA Today “Silly doesn’t even begin to describe most of what goes on in the first few episodes, which include a veiled shout-out to former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey, an enormous wink involving the folk standard ‘Turn! Turn! Turn!’ and, as always, an unruly number of subplots. And yet, like an addiction to free-range hemoglobin, there’s something undeniably compelling about the characters, human and otherwise, in a series whose plotting grows more twisted every year. It doesn’t hurt that this season’s new blood includes characters played by Christopher Meloni (‘Law & Order: SVU’) and Tina Majorino (‘Big Love’). But this is reportedly creator Alan Ball’s final year as showrunner, and if everything truly has a season, it might be time to think about putting a stake through ‘True Blood’ before it begins to seem more undead than alive.” — Ellen Gray, Philadelphia Daily News Related Videos MTV After Hours With Josh Horowitz

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Snooki Moves Out of Jersey Shore House … to House Next Door

Snooki isn’t taking any chances with her unborn child. The Jersey Shore star is, as reported, moving out of the Seaside Heights cesspool we know and love and into a love shack of her very own. RIGHT NEXT DOOR to her old stomping grounds. The mom-to-be is taking her pregnancy very seriously, choosing to live next to the gang rather than with them because of her loud roommates. The baby will be the first for Snook and fiance Jionni LaValle . Loud is one word for them. Fortunately, Snooki isn’t moving far – her new pad is a cozy single-family home directly adjacent to the house. It rents for around $2,000 a month. Can you imagine going on vacation to the beach and finding out you’ll living there during filming??! Snooki’s baby boy is due in early fall, so she could give birth this season if he arrives any earlier. In other news, The Situation is sober too. Times they are a-chagin’ in Seaside.

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Roberto Martinez: The Next Bachelor?

Is Roberto Martinez next in line to star as The Bachelor? Martinez, the former fiance of Ali Fedotowsky, who was The Bachelorette star before Emily Maynard and Ashley Hebert, is rumored to be returning to the franchise. Roberto would be the first non-white Bachelor or Bachelorette ever, which would be an interesting angle, and he’s obviously familiar with the show. Will it actually happen, though? Even though Life & Style is reporting that that Martinez already signed a contract to appear in Season 17, insiders say nothing has been signed as of yet. The 29-year-old insurance agent is “definitely still in the mix” to be the next Bachelor , but it’s way too early for any decision to be made for the role. ABC is also doing a casting search for unknowns, as well as waiting to see if any of the guys from this season of The Bachelorette stand out to them. Roberto Martinez and Ali got engaged in the 2010 season of The Bachelorette , but broke things off in November 2011 after 18 months of dating. For the scoop on the current season and its potential crop of guys, check out The Bachelorette spoilers page we’ve been updating throughout. [Photo: WENN.com]

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