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Jenny McCarthy is the Old Lady with Fake Tits of the Day

I mean that…..because that is exactly what she is…I mean she was in Playboy, then MTV, then her own sitcom in the 90s, that’s over 15 years ago, and a lot can happen in 15 years, like a bitch can age to shit, even if she kept herself fit, a bitch can have autistic babies because karma’s a bitch for all her annoying antics that made her millions, but if shes got fake tits, they kinda just stay the same….leading me to think she’s going to be a very weird looking senior at the home…all busty and firm….made of plastic….while the rest of her, mainly her vagina is dried the fuck up…. She’s not there yet, she’s here….and she’s showing off her fake tits that made her and as much as I hate fake tits and all they represent…like the attitude that comes with them, the ego, the way they feel, the fact that anyone can buy a pair and there’s no talent or genetic superiority in that, all it is, is the ability to save up 5,000 dollars…I never mind looking at them,

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Izabel Goulart Tweets Her Workout of the Day

Izabel Goulart tweeted some pics of her pre-Victoria’s secret fashion show workout hustle to get that hot, toned, lingerie model body, so that she doesn’t end up looking like Karolina Kurkova, forced to lie about a thyroid issue, when none of the costumes they were fitted for fit…it happened a few years ago…and it wasn’t edited out ….. As a man married to an obese women who only breaks a sweat when taking a shit, usually screaming bloody murder because her body can’t handle the workout, or volume of shit passing through her….I really appreciate skinny girls and I really love watching them work out….because they do things in tight clothes that make it easy to pretend they are doing it naked…it’s almost enough reason for me to join a gym, but I can’t afford that luxury, so instead I just peak through the windows until the police ask me to leave… Either way, hot model, showing off big model feet, working out doing Pilates all flexible in tights that she decided to share with us makes for Good fucking times. Bar Refaeli, who has blocked me on twitter cuz she wants my dick, obviously, and is playing hard to get, obviously, posted this not as hot pic of her working out to keep her model body for her money making hustle…and figured it wasn’t as hot as Izabel Goulart, so it doesn’t deserve a post of its own…but I can’t just not post it….so here it is.. And if you want to see Bar Refaeli fully naked….ass and tan lines…in an old pic that resurfaced today shot by Eyal Nevo here it is….

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Carson Kressley Cut From ‘Dancing With The Stars’

‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ alum joined by Hope Solo in bottom two. By Kelley L. Carter Carson Kressley Photo: ABC In the final minutes of Tuesday night’s “Dancing With the Stars” telecast, it came down to Hope Solo and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy vs. Carson Kressley and his partner Anna Trebunskaya. Both were thought to be fan favorites — Solo and Chmerkovskiy were consistently applauded for their great technique; the other couple for their whimsy and crowd appeal — but it was Kressley and Trebunskaya who were eliminated in the end. On Monday night’s show, Kressley had said this week was his most stressful. Still, he and Trebunskaya took on the jive and gave it a colorful, cheerleader-like spin. The judges thought it was good, wacky fun but lacked technique. “This is a crowning achievement in madness,” Bruno Tonioli told them Monday night. When Kressley’s name was called, the crowd booed, but the “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” star said he was proud of what he’d accomplished. “I gotta say thank you to everyone involved,” he said after learning his fate. “Anna has been the most amazing, patient and kind partner. This has been pure joy for me. I hope I could make people smile and laugh and have a great time.” Host Tom Bergeron joked that it was a shame Kressley was leaving before next week’s theme, which is Broadway. He also told Kressley that he gets to keep the outfits he wore on the show, to which he cheered and said it was just in time for Halloween. “It was great being here,” Kressley said. “I can’t say enough about what a great, positive experience this was. I’ll be back every week cheering for my castmates!” Were you sad to see Carson go? Let us know in the comments.

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Kanye West Joined By Cee Lo Green For Victoria’s Secret Show

Maroon 5 will also perform on ‘Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show,’ airing November 29. By Gil Kaufman Kanye West Photo: Flanigan/ FilmMagic Cee Lo Green is taking this TV thing very seriously. “The Voice” judge — who just did a diva-licious cameo on “Parenthood” — has joined the performance roster of the upcoming “Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show” airing on November 29. The broadcast, which had already booked fashion maven Kanye West and Maroon 5 to play the show, will feature a galaxy of supermodel runway queens, including Candice Swanepoel, as well as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge and Lindsay Ellingson. It is Green’s first appearance on the show. Green, the current face of a new 7UP ad campaign, is also slated to appear in the upcoming movie “Sparkle,” starring Whitney Houston and former “American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks. The movie will also feature original music from R. Kelly. West, on the other hand, is well-acquainted with the VS world. Last year, he predicted that VS model Selita Ebanks ‘ career would take off after she appeared as his muse in his short film “Runaway.” Fellow “Voice” judge Adam Levine is also no stranger to fashion. He is currently on the cover of Russian Vogue in the buff alongside his Russian supermodel girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna, who has also starred in such Maroon videos as “Misery” and “Never Going to Leave This Bed.” The couple, who have not been shy about appearing nude in the band’s videos, are photographed in various states of undress inside the mag, including one picture in which the tatted-up singer likely broke some hearts by showing off the “Anne” ink he got across the knuckles of his left hand. Related Artists Kanye West Cee Lo Green

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Miranda Kerr’s Amazing Supermodel Legs

If there are two things that go together perfectly, besides gin and tonic of course, it’s a supermodel and a nice pair of leather short shorts. Here’s Miranda Kerr walking around the streets of Paris looking like, well, looking like one of the hottest women on the planet. I think that if I saw this hottie walk by I’d drop whatever I was doing, smoking or eating a baguette or whatever French people do, and spend my afternoon following her around. From a respectful distance of course, I don’t want to seem like a creep. It’s not often you see something this beautiful up close, you’ve got to soak it all in while you can. Sweet sweet supermodels.

Miranda Kerr’s Fashionable Bikini Pictures

I really don’t know anything about fashion, anyone who’s seen me will attest to that, but I know a lot about supermodels wearing fashionable bikinis so that makes me feel like an expert. Anyhow, Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr all dolled up in a sexy bikini for what I can only assume is some fasihon magazine or trendiy line of jewelry, who knows really, it could be for anything. What matters is that she’s half naked and looking pretty damn amazing. I even like the stupid visor, that’s how hot she is.

Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Mommy Boobs

I don’t normally like to post pictures of hotties and their babies, nobody needs to see kids on this site, but I couldn’t resist these shots of Miranda Kerr and her newborn. Not because I think the kid’s cute, he looks like every other baby on the market, but those breasts have got my attention. It looks like the kid is pushing them up for the camera, he knows what he’s doing, and I thank him for it.

Miranda Kerr Pumps It

Pictures of Miranda Kerr pumping gas into her massive SUV shouldn’t be all that hot, but they really really are. I don’t know if it’s the pumping action or the spandex tights or the fact that she’s a supermodel and everything she does is sexy. I think it’s probably a combination of many factors. Anyhow, here she is doing her supermodel thing in all her supermodel glory. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr’s Body Gets Better And Better

I had to post these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her silly baseball cap and shades because it’s kind of nice to see her not looking her best. I’m kidding, obviously I’m posting these shots because of her incredible supermodel breasts all pushed together and sexy in that little tank top. Amazing! What I wouldn’t give to motorboat those things. I also thought I’d throw in a shot of her movie star boyfriend giving her a hug as he picks her up just to really make us all feel terrible about our lives. Thanks douchebag.

Miranda Kerr’s Body Gets Better And Better

I had to post these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her silly baseball cap and shades because it’s kind of nice to see her not looking her best. I’m kidding, obviously I’m posting these shots because of her incredible supermodel breasts all pushed together and sexy in that little tank top. Amazing! What I wouldn’t give to motorboat those things. I also thought I’d throw in a shot of her movie star boyfriend giving her a hug as he picks her up just to really make us all feel terrible about our lives. Thanks douchebag.