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Miranda Kerr Rocks Some Sexy Bikinis

Obviously these are just your run of the mill supermodel bikini shots, if there is such a thing, but everybody loves this hottie so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Here’s Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably for Victoria’s Secret , but who really cares. Can you believe someone somewhere gets to take pictures like this as a profession? I’m in the wrong business.

Kristen Stewart’s Golfing Short Shorts

There’s nothing sexier than a hottie playing golf… I’m just kidding, but I’ve got these shots of Kristen Stewart hitting the links over the weekend so we’re doing this. I’m no golf expert, I just like getting drunk in the sun and driving the carts, but I’m pretty sure this outfit isn’t regulation attire. Those shorts are way too far above the knee, that’s a no-no, ask any old lady. What’s with those stupid looking shoe socks thingies? Those are for climbing trees or letting people know you’re a complete douchebag.

Jessica Gomes’ Sweet Legs In Leather Shorts

I’m not sure if I’ve ever posted pictures of this Jessica Gomes chick on the site before, I don’t know what’s taken me so long, but it’s better late than never. As you can probably tell, she’s a supermodel, those long legs are a dead giveaway, and she’s really good looking. Here she is showing off her succulent stems in some amazing leather short shorts and high heels. Awesome. She’s probably dressed like this to go out for a casual lunch with friends. Supermodels are the best.

Miranda Kerr’s A Blondie

I’m not so sure if I’m digging Miranda Kerr ‘s look for this Vogue photoshoot. Next time they decide to put her in a blond wig, make sure she’s wearing a bikini or lingerie. It’s a crime to pair a blond Minranda Kerr in such a ridciulous hipster doofus clothing. I’m Very disappointed.

Miranda Kerr Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

There’s something so special about a supermodel all dressed up in a fancy evening gown that just works for me, like bacon on a steak or champagne on a stripper. Here’s Miranda Kerr all dolled up for some event, making a simple piece of light blue fabric look absolutely amazing. I bet she could make my living room curtains look sexy, that’s how hot she is, and they’re from Ikea !! Impressive.

Miranda Kerr’s Hottest Photo Ever!!!

This pictures of Miranda Kerr wearing skin tight latex leggings is possibly the hottest photo I’ve seen all year. I didn’t know Reebok made fetish wear but now I’m going to go to my nearest sports store and buy my blow up doll a pair. It’s going to be a good weekend!

Eliza Dushku Shows Off Some Skin

I’m not sure if Eliza Dushku can really be considered a celebrity anymore, I honestly don’t have a clue what she’s been doing for like the last decade, but I’m old enough to remember her doing something and that’s all I need. Obviously I can’t name one thing she was in, but I know she did something. Anyhow, here she is at some party last night showing some skin. Not bad.

Miranda Kerr’s Supermodel Flexibility

Other than the occasional intensive masturbation session, I don’t workout very much, but I quite enjoy watching hot women in sexy outfits workout. Just ask any number of gyms that have politely asked me to leave the premises. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing off her nice flexibility in some hot spandex pants and booty shorts… I think I’t time for a “workout” session.

Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Little Workout Body

I for one absolutely love the fact that walking around half naked in skin tight yoga pants has become an acceptable thing now. Jessica Alba did it this morning, so did Miranda Kerr and Miley Cyrus does it all the time. I love it. Here’s Miley showing off her tight little body in a tight little outfit. Is it me or does she seem to be getting better and better looking as she gets older? I’m impressed. I guess all the pilates or yoga or whatever has been paying off. Nicely done.

Miranda Kerr’s Perfect Supermodel Figure

So this is the third post in a row where I’ve got a hottie walking from her car in a sexy little yoga outfit. You’re welcome. This time it’s supermodel Miranda Kerr’s turn to show off her amazing tight body. I might actually have to try out this yoga or pilates crap, does it work for men? I’m starting to get some man boobs. That’s not true, I’m too young to be getting man boobs, mine are more like dude boobs…… Doobs! Don’t tell Miranda.