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Miranda Kerr Drops Some Long Leg Goodness

As part of her supermodel duties, Miranda Kerr has to do a lot of crappy promo junkets for products that women don’t really need but because a super hottie tells them they can look this hot if they use the product they go crazy for it and buy it anyway. Silly girls. Here she is showing off her sexy long supermodel legs in a nice skirt for something I don’t really care about. Whatever it is, I bet it’s way overpriced, but those legs are awesome so who gives a crap.

Miranda Kerr Topless Underwear Shots

I can never tell if these kinds of pictures are new or not, they always looks the same. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr modeling some sexy bra and panty combinations in a nice little photoshoot. Don’t get me wrong, they’re hot ass hell, but I’ve seen this kind of thing so many times already. I guess I’ve been doing this crap for too long if these kind of shots are just an every day occurrence for me. She’s still a gorgeous work of art. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Is Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman has always been a staple costume for trashy college girls at halloween parties and costume parties, so when a supermodel like Miranda Kerr decides to don the iconic outfit, I’m all over it. Here she is on the cover of Grazia magazine looking absolutely stunning. This is exactly what Wonder Woman was meant to look like. Let’s do it in your invisible airplane. Call me.

Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models…. Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit…. So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit… Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..

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Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Miranda Kerr Topless In Her Undies

Here’s the always lovely Miranda Kerr showing off her amazing supermodel body in some sweet panty shots. I know that sounds strange, but panty shots just sounds a whole lot dirtier than lingerie photoshoot. Lame. Not that it matter, she’s topless and I highly doubt any of you are reading this right now. It’s pretty amazing how easily her body bounced back after giving birth, my body still hasn’t bounced back from turkey dinner on Christmas. What the hell?

Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill: Expecting!

Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill revealed exciting news to their fans today: the model and the musician are expecting their first child together! “We can’t wait to meet the new addition to our family,” Aldridge and Followill confirmed to People this morning via their spokesperson. The Victoria’s Secret Model and the Kings of Leon singer have seen the joys of parenthood firsthand over the past few months: Matthew Followill, Caleb’s brother, welcomed a son in April, while Alessandra Ambr

Nicki Minaj Says “Roman In Moscow” Is “The Wackest…” [VIDEO]

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Nicki Minaj’s new song “Roman in Moscow” isn’t getting the love that her previous singles have received, but she says it’s not the best of what’s to come from her second album “Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded.” Hear what else Nicki had to say about the song in the video below. RELATED POSTS: Nicki Minaj Unleashes “Roman In Moscow” [NEW MUSIC] How To Get The Official Nicki Minaj Barbie Doll! [PHOTOS] Nicki Minaj, Kanye West & Jay-Z Shut Down Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! [PHOTOS] Nicki Minaj Is Nominated For 2012 Grammys! Get More: Music News

Nicki Minaj Says “Roman In Moscow” Is “The Wackest…” [VIDEO]

A Jessa Hinton & Arianny Celeste Tag Team

I didn’t know which one of these hotties to post today, I hate making tough decisions, so I decided that the best thing to do was to double them up. Here are UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and Playboy playmate Jessa Hinton doing their best to out sexy each other. I don’t know which one I like better, I guess I’ll have to take both… I have a big bathtub and plenty of boxed wine.

Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Leather Legs

I think one of the hottest supermodels at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show the other day was Doutzen Kroes , I know it’s hard to pick a favorite, but I’m doing it anyway. Here she is looking as hot as ever, at some party for hot women, in her sexy black leather pants. I want to apply leather polish to those thing to help keep them in good quality. That’s what you need to do with leather. I’ll apply three coats…. With my face.

Victoria’s Secret Models Viewing Party

I actually watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night while enjoying a few golden lagers, and I’ve got to say I was a little disappointed. Not with all the hotness, I was in a constant semi-erect state throughout the entire thing, but with the censorship. Apparently here in North America we’re all such prudes that we can’t even look at a woman’s butt on television. CBS actually blurred them out. And these weren’t giant Wal*Mart shopper butts either, these were some of the best asses the world has to offer. It was ridiculous. Especially because they had a whole segment of the show where the girls showed off pictures of themselves as children wearing bikinis or going topless. So half naked children is alright, but the bottom of a grown woman’s ass cheeks is unacceptable. Are we all a bunch of morons now? What’s happen to us? Anyhow, here are a few shots of the hotties at the viewing party. Watch out, you might see a little cleavage. more pictures of Victoria’s Secret models here