Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.
Wednesday night’s Top Chef Season 12 Episode 4 saw the Boston-based gang go for broke once again, while a pair of famous faces stopped by the set: Emmy Rossum and George Wendt! Watch Top Chef Season 12 Episode 4 Online The Quickfire Challenge on Top Chef Season 12 Episode 4 saw the contestants frequent Boston landmark Cheers, the place where sometimes you wanna go. ‘Cause everybody knows your name. Especially if you’re Norm, the barstool fixture memorably played by Wendt on the NBC sitcom for many years. Really good guy, but not easy to impress. If there’s anyone who knows his bar snacks, it’s this guy. Whose efforts would be up to par and whose would fall short when it came to this tasty task? Rossum threw the aspiring culinary curators a curve, meanwhile, as the 28-year-old Shameless stunner revealed the unthinkable as a guest judge: She eats a gluten-free diet. That required the chefs to make some adjustments, to put it mildly, while Top Chef Masters veteran Michael Schlow also made an appearance. Why? You’ll have to watch Top Chef online and find out what went on this week in all its delicious glory. We promise it won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth!
A few weeks ago, Victoria’s Secret launched its new Body by Victoria bra campaign. It was meant by extreme furor around the Internet due to a tagline that teased “ The Perfect Body .” Did this wording refer to the body of the actual bra? Probably. But the poster featured glamorously thin models with strikingly similar figures, making it understandable why the company came under fire for insinuating these beauties possessed the ideal shape and form. Now, all-female underwear line Dear Kate has come out with the perfect response to the above advertisement. Dear Kate is also encouraging activists to sign a petition (it already has nearly 26,000 signatures) that demands Victoria’s Secret apologize for its Body ads, while asking folks to join the discussion using the Twitter hashtag #IAmPerfect. Both those movements sound great to us, but really. The second poster above says it all, doesn’t it? Very well played, Dear Kate. UPDATE: Victoria’s Secret has changed the tagline to “A Body for Every Body.”
I’ve done a few post on model Cora Skinner and once again she doesn’t disappoint. I don’t understand how she is not a Victoria’s Secret model because clearly this girl belongs in every catalogue they send me. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos
There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….
I guess Chelsea Heath took exception to me questioning whether or not her booty was her best angle last time, because this latest photoshoot of hers definitely puts that one to rest. I don’t know about you guys though, but I still wouldn’t mind seeing the view from the front here too. Just, you know, for comparisons sake. Photos: Fameflynet
