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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it…. I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

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Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski…. You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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“Offensive” Costume of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Halloween is the one day of the year that we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct…in fact I think we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct ever and this whole Cyber Bully generation pisses me off, where we can’t fail kids in school, we can’t call people fat, people like Lena Dunham end up naked on TV and society falls as a whole…it’s just not human nature…but seriously…Halloween…leave that shit alone the whole point of it is for us to have a little “OMG, you’re crazy, that’s a crazy costume” moment…it brings joy..and joy is something we all need whether dressed in Blackface, or look racist in your Indian or Mexican costume, or offend the world being a gay basher, or Dr Drew’s prostate, or Miley’s used tampon, or a miscarriage…or this Boston Marathon victim…at least some thought went into the shit…and some emotion comes out of the shit…rather than every asshole dressed like cookie cutter generic shit that is politically correct…so tonight stand up for your right to be the asshole you are deep within the depths of your soul..mock death, mock midgets, mock other races…do it all and have fucking fun doing it…the only thing I ask is that fat chicks stay out of tight clothing…that shit is never ok…is always offensive…everyday of the year…and not in a good way…I don’t dress in costume, that’s for gays on Broadway, but I do appreciate people who do…not to mention my whole internet life is in a mask so maybe I’m a gay on Broadway…who knows…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple on the Runway of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel showed nipple on the Runway in Brazil during fashion week..because she’s a fashion model…not just a puppet created and used by Victoria’s Secret even though everything she’s ever done has been for Victoria’s Secret…making me think this is either her doing something for Victoria’s Secret, like a stunt to get in the media…or maybe for a company owned by VS, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense…but what does make sense is the nipple, as everyone knows you can’t have fashion without nipple…it’s all part of the industry…at least the only part of the industry I feel not gay knowing about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel Works It In A Sports Bra

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like the Victoria’s Secret models are doing some kind of sports bra world tour for their new line, because yesterday we had Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge posing in sports bras and leggings in some random mall, and today it’s Candice Swanepoel ‘s turn. I never understood why idiots camped out in front of Apple stores for the newest iPhone launch, but now I think I get it. I’d live outside the Victoria’s Secret for 3 months if it meant a chance to be the first to get my hands on Candice. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Lea Michele Kills Off Fiance – Increases Sex Appeal of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lea Michele Kills Off Fiance – Increases Sex Appeal of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation… Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber. Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies… Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…

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