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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

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Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

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Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Salma Hayek Jet-Skiing Bikini Pictures

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m somewhat disappointed with these bikini pictures of Salma Hayek riding a jet-ski. I was hoping to see a little more bikini and a little less life jacket. We all know she’s got some tasty mom breast under that thing, but I’m not seeing as much as I would have liked. Unless the shots are going to be from behind, nobody wants to see pictures of a hottie jet-skiing in a life jacket. Actually I shouldn’t say that, there’s probably a whole community of perverts out there on the internet who really get off on this kind of thing. In which case, these are for you…. Weirdos.

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Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered. It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be… It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

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Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Although the title to this post is somewhat provocative, If you were expecting to see pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her lady bits waxed, you’re going to be sadly disappointed. Here she is unveiling her new big assed wax version of herself the other day. I don’t really get the point of a wax museum, they’re just big candles, but I like that Kim gets to check out her own ass. Not to mention her tits look awesome. I kinda want to see them make out. Hot.

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