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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job… Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse.. Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting… What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Workout of the Day

Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby… Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter…. I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness… Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini on the Beach for Arab Christmas of the Day

I don’t know if Gigi Hadid celebrates Christmas, seeing as she’s got some Arab real estate developer father in his 90s…who may have been born before Christmas was even invented, but I do know that her career has been an overrated Christmas miracle that I would argue she doesn’t really deserve because she’s not all that hot, but that I guess she does deserve because she knows the right people…like the guy who owns Guess, who made her a Guess girl and who pushed her to other things like Sports Illustrated using his clout…making her an IT girl rich girl…not necessarily because that’s what she wanted, even though all girls want to be celebrated for their look, but because her parents are egos and it fuels their vapid LA needs. Either way – people lik eher…

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini on the Beach for Arab Christmas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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Top 10 Selena Gomez Has Cleavage of the Day

#458265800 / gettyimages.com People are amazed that Selena Gomez has cleavage and that pretty much blows my fucking mind, seeing as she’s a girl with a bit of a body, you know not some anorexic dying model….and girls…have tits…even if they are small, with the right bra they get cleavage, and even if they are small implants…who gives a fuck…everyone has implants – they only cost 5,000 dollars…it’s not some secret or exclusive thing, and if you go to a strip club, you’ll know that some of the most gutter women in the world have implants…not to mention, she’s not even showing those “alleged” implants, she’s just showing cleavage, and it’s just cleavage, it’s not the 80s when people forget the braless 70s, and cleavage was enough to jerk off to…I mean this is the internet porn generation…who fucking cares…well I guess people into tits do, and that’s why I’m posting it…life as a pervert is so confusing. #458263368 / gettyimages.com #458261140 / gettyimages.com #458256020 / gettyimages.com #458256010 / gettyimages.com #458253146 / gettyimages.com HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS LEAVING STARBUCKS CLICK HERE

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Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane … Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?…. Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date… Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

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Sean Lowe to Desiree Hartsock: Pick Bryden Vukasin!

Sean Lowe may have found true love with Catherine Giudici, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t wish Desiree Hartsock the best in her new quest for love. He has an opinion on who she should pick, too: Bryden Vukasin! Sean says he and Catherine Giudici are both big fans of Bry. “Catherine and I watched the first two episodes. I think so far Desiree is doing a great job. Catherine and I both like Bryden , the military guy,” he said. “He seems the most normal, like a man’s man, whereas, I think at least in the first few episodes, so many of those guys were caught up in the drama already.” “Bryden seems like a cool dude, so I think we’re both rooting for him.” Desiree certainly likes Bryden, seeing as she’s kissed him twice so far this season and he’s survived through the first four episodes, including last night. How far does he make it? See The Bachelorette spoilers if you dare. As for other advice he’d give? To get “thick skin,” but that’s about it. “I think Des is gonna do just fine on her own,” Lowe said. “She’s a smart girl, and I think she has a lot of great qualities. I don’t think she’s gonna have any issues.” Can Bryden be the man Des dreams will sweep her off her feet? Or will Zak, Brooks, and others step into that role? Time will tell. Who do you think is the best fit for Desiree Hartsock ?

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Is Angelina Jolie Really That Bad?

That Angelina Jolie bodyguard story from yesterday – in which the dude accuses her of being a heartless psycho bitch – can’t possibly be true can it? If you missed it, In Touch Weekly allegedly got one of Brad and Angie’s former employees to spill the dirty beans about his, um, domineering ex-boss. Brangelina and other stars presumably have their employees sign confidentiality agreements, which if he broke, he’d be in for one hell of a lawsuit here. That said, are the things he says so far-fetched? “Bill the bodyguard,” as he’s referred to, dishes that Jolie has a bit of a different persona between what the public sees and what goes on behind closed doors. Who is the real Angelina Jolie exactly? Seeing as she’s a woman who complains about a lack of privacy, then flaunts PDAs with Brad and kids to silence the press, that’s not a huge stretch. He also alleges that her favorite method of punishment of the silent treatment, that she is unmoved by emotions and can switch moods in an instant. The moniker ” Arctic Angie ” and her legendary mood swings didn’t come out of nowhere, so there may be at least partial truth to that statement, too. She and Brad not boning anymore, and sleeping in different rooms? Believable. Laughing when her children cry, though? That may be a little much. In short, who’s to say what’s true and what isn’t when it comes to Brangelina. Something may be amiss, but as THG sees it only two things are certain: The mind games Ang plays haven’t driven Brad back to Jen … yet Bill the Bodyguard is about to feel the wrath of the Ice Queen

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