Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior… It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over… Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids… The post Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior… It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over… Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids… The post Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a “Beat up” Amber Heard for those of you who like to see a bitch who swooped in on an A-Lister, pretty much top of the industry actor, who was in a relationship….with her vagina and other manipulative tactics…in efforts to have him all for herself, because that’s what egotistical cunts do…they want it all.. Amber Heard was some ghetto regular girl who made it to a place where she could make Johnny Depp her sugar daddy, and thus leverage him for work and a celebrity…she’s garbage… Any girl who fucks with a dude to get ahead, which is every girl, is terrible and should get more than just a phone to her face…you should run them the fuck over or drown them in your Bahamian private Island she’ll likely try to take half of.. It’s hard being a dude, when hot young girls try to fuck us because of their own agenda, their own using, it’s hard to not ignore the obvious and just fall into the sex….but when she gets bad…they get fucking evil and try to destroy you to come out on top…partially because they want the most they can get out of the divorce, but maybe because they are bitter dude cheated on her, even though she was once the girl he cheated with….these things have patterns – no your role… Now I don’t think we should beat women ever, even though all those equal rights bitches want that, since to them men aren’t stronger than women, and shouldn’t be paid more, but if you were to throw a phone and it make contact, we’re kinda in a place where that’s not that bad, she just has bad reflexes… All this to say, she fucked with Johnny Depp, when married, dude is Johnny Depp, probably rich and egotistical and crazy…and at one point a heavy drug user and womanizer…so you kinda get what you deserve when you play with that fire.. Either way, I find Amber Heard hot..I just think she’s a cunt and I hope she gets nothing…for her bad behavior.. More importantly, I hope her trying to destroy Johnny Depp’s reputation by making a villain out of him goes no where…cuz I hate when bitches do that…especailly when they were the ones probably punching themselves in the face to leave a mark… Happy Memorial Day Weekend…let’s remember lost LUST turned into Marriage of an A-Lister and some low grade hooker…..now trying to ruin him…. #TEAMJOHNNY Equal rights…sometimes you gotta throw a phone at a bitch! But he should have taken her out on a “romantic sail” and thrown her off, because now he’s the homewrecker asshole and in this era – his career will suffer…as she rapes him of a lot of money instead of the romantic victim who lost his wife due to sailing error. Worked for Natalie Wood… Either way, tonight you go out and use this line: “Baby wanna be romantic, careless and free like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?” When she says yes, throw your phone in her face. #TEAMJOHNNY Remember she’s an “actor”…don’t believe her lies… #TEAMJOHNNY Maybe Johnny Depp is an abusive overrated and overpaid fuck who isn’t even that good of an actor, but people believe his bullshit artistry and have for so long that it has become his identity. Maybe he is a terror who beats on women or anyone who isn’t on his dick coddling him and telling he’s a god… The fact is you don’t ever hit women..especially opportunist homewrecker sugar baby brats…. Maybe we should boycot that rich, thinks he doesn’t need to follow the same rules we do because he can buy his way out, girl bully – and fuck his daughter when she turns 18….in one year…she just turned 17…but at 17 this Lily Rose is amazing…and a French citizen where 16 is legal…YAY! #teamjohnny The post Amber Heard Ruining Careers with a Face Bruise of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are excited that Selena Gomez has hard nipples in her tank top that she’s not wearing a bra in – because she got breast implants and doesn’t need to wear a bra…and passed it off as getting Chemotherapy for her LUPUS…that may be true, but that was a marketing hook and diversion, when she should just focus on her new tits, making sure they are exposed properly, subtly, she doesn’t want you to think she’s desperate or anything, meanwhile…you are…very desperate…that hard nipples on Disney Stars still get you off – you’re pathetic…at least Selena is out there making millions with this silly hustle…you’re just embarrasing yourself…buying into this monkey media manipulating Bieber fucker… The post Selena Gomez Has Hard Nipples at Fat Meet and Greets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
