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Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day

The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is doing her own breed of whoring, you know the kind that keeps her audience interested and engaged in what she’s doing, even thinking that she’s hot or sexy or something they want to fuck, just the subtle tease…that gives just enough to keep people involved…it’s a delicate balancing act of where you go too far and people stop caring, you get less jobs, and disappear…but if you don’t go far enough, people get bored and move on with their lives… I don’t think she’s great, worth talking about, but I guess I’m bored of shameless 18 year old whores who look 45 like Bella Thorne…because she and her redhair were an everyday thing and not even a movie star like this one…more a terrible young idiot in those straight to DVD movies in an era where there is no DVD…. I feel so lost an alone..so I’ll just stare at Chloe Grace Back…showing off a tattoo – even though all tattoos are dumb as fuck and if you’re gonna modify your body – you might as well should get tits.. All this to say – I prefer her cameltoe… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is doing her own breed of whoring, you know the kind that keeps her audience interested and engaged in what she’s doing, even thinking that she’s hot or sexy or something they want to fuck, just the subtle tease…that gives just enough to keep people involved…it’s a delicate balancing act of where you go too far and people stop caring, you get less jobs, and disappear…but if you don’t go far enough, people get bored and move on with their lives… I don’t think she’s great, worth talking about, but I guess I’m bored of shameless 18 year old whores who look 45 like Bella Thorne…because she and her redhair were an everyday thing and not even a movie star like this one…more a terrible young idiot in those straight to DVD movies in an era where there is no DVD…. I feel so lost an alone..so I’ll just stare at Chloe Grace Back…showing off a tattoo – even though all tattoos are dumb as fuck and if you’re gonna modify your body – you might as well should get tits.. All this to say – I prefer her cameltoe… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day

Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass… I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other… These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies… The post Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day

Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass… I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other… These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies… The post Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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North West & Penelope Disick Get Princess Makeovers at Disneyland!

Every little girl dreams of becoming a Disney princess. Hell, I’m still waiting for my damn fairy godmother to come along and cure all my life’s problems. But when you’re Kardashian-born, your Disney dreams can become reality. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took their kids to the happiest place on earth this week, where North West and Penelope Disick were treated to princess makeovers. Kim shared a photo to Instagram of the toddlers with their pal Ryan Nguyen, royally clad in tiaras and gowns. “The girls got princess make overs at the Bibbity Bobbity Botique! I’ve never seen anything sweeter! Thank you @Disneyland for the magical memories!” Kim wrote in the caption. North was transformed into Elsa from Frozen while Penelope became Jasmine from Aladdin and Ryan transpired as Cinderella. As a chick who’s not much of a girlie girl, even I have to admit this is darling. Kourtney posted a second photo of the trio, who appear to be engaged in some sort of princess summit with the real Cinderella. We hope she’s sharing tips on female empowerment and independence. Hey, you never know! North and Penelope are becoming quite the social media stars and have miraculously motivated their moms to take their camera phones out of selfie mode for a change. Earlier this week, Penelope lip synced to Rihanna’s “Work” on Instagram, and it might have been the cutest thing we’ve ever seen. Last month, North and Penelope charmed Snapchat by rocking flower crowns as “Coachella girls.”  With moms like Kim and Kourtney, how can they not love the camera? View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK

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Ariana Grande: STOP Calling Selena Gomez "Justin Bieber’s Ex!"

Ariana Grande is all about the sisterhood.

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Cara Delevingne Has Nipples of the Day

Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack… Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple… She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic… The post Cara Delevingne Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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