A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 3, 2015 at 12:19pm PDT Here’s some Disney Starlet making fun of vocal lessons in her spare time, with a girl I assume is her assistant, because they live in some insular shitty world, and this is their life…. You know being a media whore puppet with a hired staff who are riding her coat tails all while being fun around because the whole thing is ridiculous….making jokes that only someone who has vocal lessons would find fun…when the general public just can’t relate or see the humor in this…because it’s a hollywood activity for people who don’t have enough talent to no need vocal lessons…but who can fill seats…because they are Selena Gomez…probably a TM of Disney…with it’s bloated Bieber fucking face… That said, the friend she humilated acting a fool is named Raquelle Stevens and I want to date her… The post Selena Gomez Bloated Face with her Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Must we go add Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner to our list ever-growing list of celebrities who have gone to rehab ? Yes, if you choose to believe the latest issue of Life & Style for some reason. The front of this tabloid screams that Kylie and Selena, both young hot Hollywood celebrities, have REHAB BOMBSHELLS to share. The former, apparently, is off to receive help due to a “stunning” albeit unspecified “betrayal” by her half-sister Kim Kardashian . Gomez, meanwhile, supposedly relapsed “after drinking to cope with her pain.” Pain over what or pain over whom, you may be asking? We assume this is a reference to on-off-on-off-on-off lover Justin Bieber, though we’re trying very hard not to think too much about it. Considering the story is entirely fake and everything. This would be an especially rough time for Jenner to be pregnant, too. You know, given everything else going on in her life these days. We don’t mean Caitlyn Jenner ‘s coming out party, either. Have you guys heard that Kylie is pregnant with Scott Disick’s baby ? Yikes! Can you imagine The Lord raising that child alone if Kylie had to go away for awhile? Exactly. Seriously, no one needs to see that. As for reality stars who actually need rehab … View Slideshow: 18 Reality Stars Who Need to Check into Rehab
I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby… All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that. The post Selena GOmez Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift started this week by taking home eight Billboard Music Awards and by being named Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World . And Taylor Swift is now ending the week by racking up yet another impressive accomplishment. The artist’s Bad Blood music video garnered 20.1 million views on VEVO in just 24 hours, setting a new record for the video-based website. The mark was previously held by Nicki Minaj when she released her video for Anaconda video in August 2014. “FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU BROKE THE VEVO RECORD. THANK YOU,” Swift Tweeted shortly after learning of the news. In a batch of subsequent Twitter messages, she thanked her famous friends for appearing in the video, singling out such stars as Kendrick Lamar, Selena Gomez , Karlie Kloss, Lily Aldridge, Martha Hunt and Cara Delevingne. Other huge names to make action-packed cameos include Lena Dunham, Serayah, Jessica Alba, Gigi Hadid, Cindy Crawford, Ellen Pompeo and Ellie Goulding. Check many of them out here: View Slideshow: Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Video GIFs VEVO, meanwhile, also noted in a press release that Swift’s collection of videos – which include smash hits like “You Belong With Me,” “Shake It Off,” and “Mean” – currently stand at 5 billion total views. Yes, 5 billion. That is not a small number. Taylor Swift – Bad Blood (Music Video)
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are reportedly back together, again, following the recent cyber-bullying she endured and her ex-boyfriend’s response. In the past few months, Selena has been shamelessly flaunting her new curves on the Internet, and boasting that there is “ more of her to love .” Of course, this means die-hard Selenators love her even more, while bullies on social media have been tearing down the singer left and right. Coming to her defense? None other than Justin Bieber himself. Selena has always been very self-conscious, even confessing that she can become “overwhelmed” by the media and people commenting online. Well, she’s recently found the inner strength to combat fat-shaming trolls and hold her head up high, rather than let the haters drag her down. People close to her say Justin has played a major role in this. Bieber has been raving about how good Selena looks – even telling the paparazzi all about it at the MET Gala – giving her a major self-esteem boost. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING The fact that Justin Bieber is hollering at Selena Gomez via text messages and basically trying to get back in her pants helps her confidence as well. It’s unclear if the pop star is back inside her on a literal basis right now, but he sure has helped her feel good inside … in a manner of speaking. An insider dished, “Justin wants Selena back … and he may have finally found a way to win her over. He has been her rock over the past month.” “Hes talking to her every day and complimenting her. Selena is starting to soften up towards him because he is saying all of the right things.” Is J.B. being genuinely sweet, or – as some critics allege – taking advantage of the opportunity and using Selena’s torment to get her back? Either way, it looks like bullies are ironically (or perhaps intentionally, if they wish her mental anguish) driving her back into the arms of her ex . Given their history, is that even worse than bullying?! View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love
After all the drama between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, the Biebs still reportedly calls her the “only girl” he would want to settle down with. Never mind the fact that Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner were in bed on Instagram. Kendall is just some side piece. Selena might just be the real deal. Justin admitted in an interview that he is looking for a girl he can marry – a lofty goal for a 21-year-old. According to Bieber, 22-year-old Selena is it. Strangely, this comes just a few weeks after Bieber asked Selena to stay away from the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight that we was attending on May 2. This is a quick change of heart if so. But an insider claims that “Justin always talks about Selena when the topic of marriage comes up.” “He may hang out with a bunch of different girls like Kendall, Hailey [Baldwin], and his Miami babes, but he has said not once, but often that Selena is the only girl he’s ever been with who is marriage material.” “He wasn’t dissing the other girls, but he explained that they have a ‘soulmate’ relationship,” the source added. In the interview, he stated he makes it obvious when he is into a girl. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love And he definitely does. At the Met Ball, Justin said that Selena looked gorgeous and her paid her compliments all night … including to the paparazzi. Of course, Justin and Selena have some baggage to work through if they are going to marry one day. “They’ve had a bumpy ride, but they have history,” the insider said. “He says Selena knows him better than anybody else, except maybe his mom.” “He has talked to Selena about marriage, for sure, and about kids. He’s admitted that he’s never had that kind of conversation with any other girls.” In an interview with Seventeen magazine, Justin said, “In a girl, I want someone who’s confident in herself and honest. I have to find her very attractive and as someone I can see myself with for the rest of my life.” Sorry, tween girls. He might think that is Selena … not you. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING
Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Selena Gomez posted this video from bed on her Instagram and while unfortunately it’s not the video us fans perverts have been waiting for, there’s still a couple interesting takeaways from it: one, that she sleeps naked and two, that she has trouble sleeping sometimes. Luckily for Selena, I’ve got a patented method for falling asleep. It involves 30-45 seconds of vigorous exercise, and I’m out like a light afterwards. And I’d be more than happy to record it for her. My phone takes great video. A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 10, 2015 at 12:04am PDT Continue reading →
