Selena Gomez in V Magazine’s spring 2015 issue #x0028;V Magazine#x0029; The 22-year-old is seen topless on the cover of the mag#39;s new issue, sporting a pair of barely-there jean shorts. The singer/actress is also seen wearing a gingham bikini top and cowboy hat in more shots from the mag#39;s spring 2015 issue. The actress and singer#39;s appearance and costuming came under scrutiny on Tuesday, with one fan summing up the general consensus: #39;How disturbing is @selenagomez#39; topless sh
I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad… That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars…. The post Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez and Zedd’s new single, “I Want You To Know,” debuts tomorrow and nearly everyone is curious to hear the results after weeks and weeks of teases.
Kylie Jenner may be the Queen of the Racy Selfie , but the dude featured in the following video is King of the Romantic Fake-Out Selfie, that’s for certain. Reddit user “bigbrainonb-rad” posted this footage online this week, giving his pal props for the unique way in which he popped life’s most pressing question to his girlfriend. It opens with the unnamed woman and her man smiling for a self-portrait, only for the guy to apologize because he “accidentally” had the camera on video. So he reaches down to fix it, and then stays down on one knee to record his love’s reaction to the set of words all females want to hear. Woman Reacts to Selfie Proposal “Lisa May, will you marry me?” the man asks, to which the stunned woman replied: “Oh my God! Yeah! Are you serious right now?! Is this for real?! Oh my God! Yeah! Yeah! Oh my God!” Cue the waterworks and cue our applause. Well done, random guy! Very well done indeed. See. Who says you need to get accosted by a biker gang in order to propose in a unique manner? 15 Cringeworthy Proposals 1. If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY! 2. Emoji Are For Lovers Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. 3. Put a Wing On It Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed. 4. Cupid’s Arrow Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Will You Facebook Me? This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot. 6. Fur-real? Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind. 7. Spelling Counts We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. 8. That’s Amore This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rock, Paper, Marriage This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair. 10. Our Love Is Like A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride…. 11. So Fresh and So Clean, Clean She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe. 12. Tattoos Are Forever Their relationship probably isn’t. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. With This Ring… I thee WEED. 14. And It Was All Yellow This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez. 15. Yoda One That I Want This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk. The End. Did you like 15 Cringeworthy Proposals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Step aside, Vinny Chase – there’s a new Aquaman in town! Okay, we’d like to apologize for that horribly dated Entourage reference. Let us make it up to you with this badass first photo of Jason Momoa as the man who can talk to fish: Like millions of nerds across the country, we’re pleasantly surprised to see arguably the lamest superhero in the DC universe actually looking pretty cool. You might remember Momoa as the ill-fated Khal Drogo from the first season of Game of Thrones . If you’re not a GoT fan, check out Momoa’s audition tape to get a sense of just what kind of frightening lunacy this dude is bringing to the table. The photo was tweeted by director Zack Snyder as a teaser for 2016’s Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice . Yes, this thing is gonna have more heroes than Spiderman 3 had villains. Hope you like your action flicks 4 hours long! As for the meaning of “unite the seven,” that’s been a subject of debate amongst fans. Some say it refers to Aquaman’s plans to rule over all seven seas (an argument supported by Snyder including the phrase “one true king” in his caption). Others say it’s an allusion to the members of the Justice League (Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Martian Manhunter). Either way, it’s clear that Aquaman is no longer the Meg Griffin of comic book heroes, and we have to admit…we’re a little bummed that we can’t make fun of him anymore without fearing for our lives. 36 Memorable Movie Posters 1. Gone Girl Poster View Photo Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike star in Gone Girl. The latter earned an Oscar nomination for her role. 2. Yeezus Movie Poster View Photo The first poster for Yeezus is out. Kanye West, of course, is behind the mysterious film. 3. Captain Phillips Official Poster View Photo Two new Captain Phillips posters were released today. Check them out! 4. The Canyons Poster View Photo The Canyons has released a new poster today. Check out Lindsay Lohan in her new film! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Getaway Poster View Photo Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez team up in Getaway. The film opens on August 30th. 6. Matt Damon Elysium Poster View Photo A new Elysium poster has arrived! Don’t even try to not stare into Matt Damon’s eyes, it’s impossible. 7. Guardians of the Galaxy Poster View Photo Check out the first poster now for Guardians of the Galaxy. Are you excited for this Marvel poster? 8. Captain America: The Winter Soldier Poster View Photo Marvel has come out with its first poster for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Check it out now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Catching Fire Character Poster Finnick View Photo This new Catching Fire character poster features Finnick in the Hunger Games sequel. The film opens on November 22nd. 10. Edge of Tomorrow Poster View Photo Tom Cruise’s new film gets a new name and a new poster, Check it out! 11. The Fifth Estate Poster View Photo The Fifth Estate has a new poster. Check it out now! 12. Kick-Ass 2 Official Poster View Photo Kick-Ass 2 opens in theaters this weekend. Is it too violent? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Thor: The Dark World Official Poster View Photo It’s a new Thor: The Dark World poster and everyone comes out to play. Check it out now! 14. Lone Survivor Poster View Photo Mark Wahlber is a Navy Seal in this Lone Survivor poster. Check it out! 15. Gravity IMAX Poster View Photo The Gravity IMAX poster was realeased earlier. Check it out now! 16. Divergent Poster View Photo The first poster for Divergent has hit the web. Check it out here and see what you think! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Maleficent Poster View Photo Angelina Jolie is Maleficent. Check out this epic movie poster of her as the villain. 18. Anchorman 2 Poster View Photo Look out, New York. Ron Burgundy and his news team are headed your way! 19. Shia LaBeouf Nymphomaniac Poster View Photo Shia LaBeouf in a poster for the new movie Nymphomaniac. Looks like an o-face for sure. 20. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Poster View Photo The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones opens in theaters today. Check out the reviews now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Pitch Perfect 2 Poster View Photo The movie poster for Pitch Perfect 2. Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson are back! 22. Fifty Shades of Grey Poster View Photo The first movie poster for Fifty Shades of Grey has been released. Mr. Grey will see you now. 23. Mockingjay Poster View Photo The first poster for Mockingjay is out. Let the countdown begin! 24. Veronica Mars Movie: First Poster View Photo We cannot wait for the Veronica Mars movie. This is the first poster for it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. The Fault in Our Stars Poster View Photo The first poster for The Fault in Our Stars is out. The movie is based on a best-selling novel. 26. Jem and the Holograms Poster View Photo Jem and the Holograms is gonna be a real-life movie! Check out the first poster here. 27. Goonies Poster View Photo The poster from the original Goonies film. A sequel to the cult favorite was recently announced. 28. Return of the Jedi Poster View Photo The poster for Star Wars Episode IV: Return of the Jedi. Great movie. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. The Incredibles Poster View Photo We adore The Incredibles. And we cannot wait for Pixar to come out with a sequel. 30. Movie 43 Poster View Photo Movie 43 was truly terrible. It was named worst film of 2013 by the Razzies. 31. Love Actually Poster View Photo Love Actually might technically be a Christmas movie, but it’s a romantic comedy nonetheless. It’s quickly becoming a classic! 32. Sharknado 2 Poster View Photo Sharknado 2 is coming to Syfy! Can the sequel top the original? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Godzilla Poster View Photo Godzilla is back. This does not seem to bode well for mankind. 34. X Men Days of Future Past Poster View Photo X Men Days of Future Past is the latest edition to the wildly successful and entertaining franchise. Here’s a look at one of its posters. 35. Edge of Tomorrow Movie Poster View Photo Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt star in Edge of Tomorrow. Critics are gushing over the movie. 36. Sex Tape Poster View Photo Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel star in Sex Tape. Check out the poster for it here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like 36 Memorable Movie Posters? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Selena Gomez Goes Topless For V Magazine And Talks Justin Bieber Relationship Despite the fact that they’re reportedly broken up right now, the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber saga is one that seems to have no ending in sight. However, Selena sounds as if she might actually be done with her “first love” turned bad boy for good in the latest issue of V Magazine . via E! Online Selena Gomez knows how hard it is to have a successful relationship in the public eye. But in the new issue of V Magazine available Feb. 26, the 22-year-old opened up like never before about her past boyfriends, even if she doesn’t name any outright. “I think the next time [I have a boyfriend] will be much different…which will definitely not be anytime soon,” she shared with James Franco, who conducted the intimate interview. “That’s a growing up kind of thing. I was 18 years old, and it was my first love. The older I get, I’m guarding certain things more.” While she doesn’t address famous ex Justin Bieber by name, a timeline of their relationship definitely matches up with what the actress is revealing. “When you’re young and you’re being told so many different things…it almost felt like all we had was each other, like the world was against us, in a way,” she confessed. “It was really weird but it was incredible.” She added, “I would never take it back in a million years. You live and you learn, you know?” Living such a public life, however, did take a toll on the former Disney Channel actress. In fact, living under a microscope eventually caused some “anxiety” for the young star. “There were a few months where I was a little depressed, where I wouldn’t leave [my home] as much,” she revealed. “I think I drove myself crazy for a little bit. It was just easier to say, ‘Hey, do you mind running to the grocery store and picking some stuff up? I don’t want to get photographed.’” Although Selena never named lil Bieber Bad Azz by name, it’s definitely not hard to put two and two together. Do you think these two are done for good? Photo Credit: Inez & Vinoodh/Instagram
Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together…. The post Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s model/Playboy Playmate Alyssa Arce showing that she’s every bit as drool-worthy from the back as she is from the front in a recent shoot for Guess Jeans. And I know that in the past I’ve brought up the disappointing fact that Alyssa once made out with Justin Bieber, but everyone makes mistakes, and I’m ready to forgive and forget. Mostly because that d-bag is the last thing I want to be thinking about when I’m looking at pictures of Alyssa’s perfect booty. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos
Well, it’s about time Selena Gomez starts taking off her clothes, but after seeing these pictures her topless in the the latest V Magazine issue, I feel like I might get arrested for posting them. According to Wikipedia she is 22, but now I want to see her driver’s licence for proof. I feel like this a trap!
