Selena Gomez is taking wholesome pics for her social media….because she is a wholesome girl. I mean you’re some kind of pervert to think there is anything inappropriate going on here. I mean its just a girl with some fresh implants, not the offensive kind, but the model kind, wearing a shirt on a hot fall day in California. To think this is erotic may make you a sex offender – you know the kind of guy who finds sex in everything things – like school girls, or mom’s with cameltoe, or girls with no bras and hard nipples…I mean it’s just cleavage people, and possible only the skin is hers….the rest is smoke, mirrors, plastic and harnesses….but for some reason…a reason i call perversion..I am all about it…
Reunited, reconciled and once-again PDA-packing lovebirds Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went on a day date in L.A. Sunday, if you can call it that. The couple went to church, and sat in the front row together! Given all their ups and downs as a couple as well as individually, these two should have no problem finding things to pray about. Not hating, just saying. Also, way to take your hat off, douche. The couple attended a service at Hillsong Church, one of their favorite spiritual locations, and Jelena fans obviously went nuts trying to get photos. Because church Twitpics are tight. While the potential for jokes is plentiful, this does correspond with what we’ve been hearing about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber back together. Not just that they’re seeing each other again romantically, but that they’ve seen the light and want to be better people for each other and themselves. It sounds good, at least in theory. Judging from the photos online, of which there are a surprising amount considering this was a church service, the two were sitting close throughout. She rested her head on Justin’s shoulder at one point. EASY now. In all seriousness, the couple looks to be happy and more grounded than ever. At least until his next arrest and/or all-night rager with Kendall and Kylie Jenner , after which they’ll unfollow each other on Instagram and she’ll go to rehab. We give it a month, maybe two. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it.
Justin Bieber has taken time away from wooing Selena Gomez and telling off the paparazzi to brag about something online: He’s got an iPhone 6!!! The singer posted a pair of photos of himself with the device to his Shots account today, including with the images a caption of gratitude. “Thanks @ATT for hooking me up with a new phone. You guys are awesome,” the artist wrote. This message was followed shortly thereafter with another that reads: “Shots looks amazing on the new iPhone 6 Plus.” Wow, plugs for two companies in one sentence. Kim Kardashian would be proud of you, Justin! Meanwhile, consider yourselves warned and/or aroused, readers/Justin Bieber followers: The superstar will soon be publishing even higher-resolution images on Twitter, Shots and other social media accounts… likely of himself in various states of undress. As you can tell, Justin is also handling his fancy new item with great care. This wasn’t the case for everyone who got his or her hands on an iPhone 6 this week. Some patrons even dropped it on the sidewalk ! Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. Justin Bieber Mustache Attempt Justin Bieber is trying to grow a mustache. It’s impossible not to laugh at the effort.
Selena Gomez is back with Bieber because as they say, girls get addicted to guys with big dicks, and unfortunately, I know porn chicks who have got with Bieber and who have told me he has a big dick…you see girls are all size queens and the way to their heart is by making them cum, it’s pretty fucking simple…so if you have a big dick, and you make them cum, and you are an asshole, you can pretty much do no wrong, especially when getting back to you also means tons of press… That said, they were both in Vegas for the Mayweather fight, because Bieber is Mayweather’s good luck charm that creeps me out, and while in Vegas, Selena hit the pool looking more like a bottle service hooker on a mission to get knocked up by a rich dude, that a actor/producer poptart that she is… She was to me, unrecognizable in her bikini, because she layered the low level, bottom feeding trash in a bikini on…but as far as I’m concerned she’s never looked better…I blame instagram whores for making me like this look…
Did you think the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was sexy, or unintentionally funny and awkward? Reactions were mixed online, though there’s little doubt how these people feel. A group of senior citizens known on YouTube as “The Elders” react to the trailer in the video below, and their feedback is as hilarious and cringe-worthy as you’d expect: Elders Review Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer “Can’t believe this was such a best-seller,” one older fellow says. “It just shows you how desperate the public is. Horny as hell!” One of his female counterparts, however, gets sort of into it! “Why is this your type of thing?” an interviewer asks the older woman regarding Fifty Shades of Grey and its emphasis on sensual play and bondage. “I guess I’m just sexy and crazy!” she says. One thing everyone can agree on here? The dialogue is flat-out ridiculous. “He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle,” one reads aloud from Anastasia Steele’s perspective, as if trying not to laugh out loud throughout. So would they see it? “You bet,” says one woman, while another says yes, even if “I’m embarrassed to admit it” and a third adds, “not even if I got a free ticket.” Scroll through the GIFs below and see where you end up: Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer: 11 Best Moments 1. Whips and Handcuffs! Christian prepares to WORK Ana like you’d expect in a marvelous GIF from the Fifty Shares of Grey trailer.
It’s official and it’s officially adorable: Justin Bieber is back together with Selena Gomez!!!!!!!!! According to E! News, the singer admitted his current romantic status with Selena while being questioned yesterday by attorney Mark DiCowden. The lawyer was deposing the singer for the second time in relation to a lawsuit filed against Bieber by a photographer who claims he was assaulted. The first deposition, of course, took place in March and resulted in responses and antics establishing that Justin Bieber is an arrogant a–hole . Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. It’s unclear just how Bieber confirmed his reconciliation with Gomez, but it’s safe to assume he was asked about the singer and referred to her as his “girlfriend.” In a legal setting, people! So he had to mean it! Bieber and Gomez have been spending a lot of time together over the past several weeks, though neither side has spoken publicly about their rekindles love. The other day, however, they were spotted holding hands during a trip to his native Ontario, while these Jelena selfies speak for themselves. Not that they have to anymore, though, apparently. Because Justin has spoken on the topic himself! What do you think, readers? Will Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez last this time around? No, they have too many problems Yes, Jelena forever… and ever We’ll see View Poll »
