I know I like to joke around a lot, but this is no laughing matter: according to my sources, one of my favorite hotties Selena Gomez got into “a minor accident” over the weekend. Not to worry though, because apparently it was just a parking lot fender bender and she’s OK. But just in case she’s still a little shaken up about it, I’d be happy to offer to be Selena’s driver from now on so this kind of thing doesn’t happen again. I guess she’d have to sit in the back seat though, because I’m not gonna lie, I’d find it mighty hard to concentrate on the road around those legs of hers too. Photos: PacificCoastNews
By now, the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight is the stuff of Internet legend, with varying accounts of what happened spreading across the web like wildfire. Some say Bieber started it by taunting Bloom about Miranda Kerr . Others say Bloom started it by refusing to shake Bieber’s hand. One thing that everyone seems able to agree on, however, is that Leonardo DiCaprio was on hand. And, as usual, he was awesome. Spanish ex-journalist Anastasia Skolkova was the first to post a video of the fight online and her account of how it all went down pretty much confirms that DiCaprio is still the coolest man in Hollywood even if he has packed on some serious pounds recently. Oh, and of course, Lindsay Lohan was there too: “When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping,” says Skolkova. “It was amazing. Lindsay was laughing. The whole table [Bloom] and DiCaprio were at started clapping.” She added that Leo began “flipping out” with apparent pride over the fact that his boy threw a punch at Biebs. The DiCaprio snubbed Bieber in brutal fashion the last time they crossed paths, so while the cause of their beef remains unknown, there’s little doubt that Leo is no fan of the Biebs. Fortunately, when it comes to hating on Justin, DiCaprio has plenty of company: 11 Celebrities Who Have Feuded with Justin Bieber 1. Taylor Swift Taylor Swift has feuded with Selena Gomez many times over her relationship with Bieber. This is how she feels when the two of them kiss.
#452915964 / gettyimages.com My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not.. Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world…. #452912162 / gettyimages.com #452910308 / gettyimages.com #452908344 / gettyimages.com #452908202 / gettyimages.com #452908186 / gettyimages.com #452907232 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
As you’ve likely heard by now, Justin Bieber spent part of this week getting into a fight with Orlando Bloom . Sadly, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Selena Gomez isn’t doing much better these days. The magazine (erroneously) claims Gomez could be heading “back to rehab,” where she spent a few weeks at the outset of 2014, allegedly due to the scars of her time with Bieber. It goes on to claim that Gomez has been “partying with hardcore drugs” and that she recently “hit rock bottom.” This is unexpected news to those who saw photos of Selena riding a jet ski on her birthday with rumored new love interest Tommy Chiabra . The two look pretty darn happy in our view! Are friends and family members really begging Selena to get help, as this cover story claims? Or is this another instance of a tabloid looking to make money by trashing the reputation of a celebrity? Call us crazy. But we’re doing with the latter. 33 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.
I really don’t care about entitled cunts bitch slapping each other over model hookers like the little rich bitches they are… But for some reason this story makes me laugh, only because I was told back in August of last year that Bieber fucked Miranda Kerr after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…directly from Miranda Kerr’s manager, and that was the reason why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret and why she broke up with the husband, who I was also told may be gay and who she had fucked many dudes while being married to him, the Bieber is just the one who got her fired… So now, Bloom and Selena Gomez are linking up, and for some reason they all end up in the same party in Ibiza, because there isn’t a whole fucking world out there for these idiots to go to different restaurants, and some faggot ass fight happened and the whole thing is so stupid you have to laugh… I hear after Bieber got slapped, he posted a pic of Miranda Kerr on his instagram…oh shit…this little girl takes no prisoners… What a fucking joke, I wish real violence and real “we’re rich as fuck and make people disappear” happened. Not pansy spoiled brat gangsterism…it’s so silly. It must be a joke.. Here’s the video…and to think there is war, ebola, terrorism, Genocide, going on in the world…when we can all focus on this…important news.
I guess Selena Gomez didn’t get the memo that she was going to the screening of a movie called Behaving Badly , because aside from that peek at her sexy stomach, these pictures are pretty tame. Especially compared to the hotness Selena’s been busting out lately . And according to my sources, she’s even in this movie too. So you’d think Selena would want to draw more attention to it. Luckily, I’m here to offer my services as a professional media consultant, and I’m thinking a wardrobe malfunction and/or leaked sex tape would be great viral marketing. That one’s on the house. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
Step aside John Kerry, because Farrah Abraham is speaking out on the violent conflict in the Middle East and how to bring peace to the war-torn region. With the death toll in Gaza climbing by the hour and Israel at loggerheads with Hamas, there’s no time to lose. Fortunately, we now have a road map to peace: Farrah Abraham on Middle East Peace While it’s a bit unfair, and perhaps even mean-spirited, to ask Farrah Abraham about peace in the Middle East, she could’ve sidestepped the question. Being Farrah Abraham , of course, she did not do so, instead proceeding to ramble on for a minute and a half spewing complete and utter nonsense. Highlights from the Teen Mom star’s epic foreign policy analysis : She’s dated people from both sides of the conflict (?!) They need a “common goal of not being religious” The fighting is partly a religious thing, partly a pride thing and partly an egotistical thing, but whole economies are suffering as a result What they need to do is look at those parts of their society and “maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler” There you have it. In her defense, Farrah is less familiar with Peace Agreements than Piece of A$$ Agreements, if you know what we’re talking about. We’re talking about her signing a porn contract with Vivid. The big winner in all of this, at the end of the day? Selena Gomez’s Palestine Tweet , which now makes the pop star look like a regular Henry Kissinger. 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.
Whew, it’s been a whirlwind of day, huh Selenators? First thing this morning, we noticed Selena Gomez’s Instagram mysteriously disappeared from the internet (as did many, many other people), and after a minor major freak out, it seems everything is finally back to normal. And thank god because Sel’s latest Insta pic features one of… Read more »
Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing… I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you. So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula… Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.
Calendar’s are such a dated concept. Like magazines. Digital made them obsolete. But I guess these girls still thinks it matters to be in it. Maybe it does. I just don’t understand why anyone would ever buy one….maybe they aren’t even for sale…maybe there is no actual calendar..just digital pics for the internet to post to help market the brand of tires…without every showing a tire… It’s weird, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like it. This year’s Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel starring Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/category/gigi-hadid” target=”_blank”> Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . Who cares…
