Hayden Panettiere in water by Yahoo! Style, which I guess hasn’t gone bankrupt with their INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY CEO…who has apparently bankrupted the massive, iconic, probably could have been GOOGLE company…not that that matters…what matters is that Hayden’s sitting in water, like her fetus in her womb that she wanted to kill, because postpartum is a serious mental health issue, that ends up with dead babies….in bathubs or the trunks of cars after the mom drives into the river…but not in Hayden’s case…she was very hollywood about it…and the amazing thing about it is not this artistic interpretation of those fragile moment’s in a young mother’s life…it amazes me because after seeing her baby daddy, I am amazed she even felt the baby crawl out of her banged the fuck out vagina… Fascinating stuff…… The post Hayden Panettiere for Yahoo Style! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year…. So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile.. That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business. What a joke.. The post Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ronda Rousey, as with most athletes not named Peyton Manning, didn’t have too much to do in her “Saturday Night Live” debut, with the former UFC champion receiving assists from Selena Gomez and “SNL” legend Tina Fey while mostly filling out ensemble pieces throughout the episode. Gomez was also making her first appearance on “SNL,”… Read more »
Ronda Rousey, as with most athletes not named Peyton Manning, didn’t have too much to do in her “Saturday Night Live” debut, with the former UFC champion receiving assists from Selena Gomez and “SNL” legend Tina Fey while mostly filling out ensemble pieces throughout the episode. Gomez was also making her first appearance on “SNL,”… Read more »
Ronda Rousey, as with most athletes not named Peyton Manning, didn’t have too much to do in her “Saturday Night Live” debut, with the former UFC champion receiving assists from Selena Gomez and “SNL” legend Tina Fey while mostly filling out ensemble pieces throughout the episode. Gomez was also making her first appearance on “SNL,”… Read more »
Jessica Alba must be taking her company public very fucking soon….she’s all over the fucking place in a bunch of photoshoots, this time Vogue, like she’s some kind of model or fashion icon, when really she’s just rich and has a good PR team….strategically making her do exactly what she does…and that’s act, while being directed, because going public is a huge scam and the people behind Wall Street and finance know exactly how to inflate the value of a nonsense company, so that they can all get rich as fuck… So get ALba in media, dressed up, looking good, talking about life as a bullshit exec…good for everyone, except future shareholders of this nonsense….but who cares about them… A whore is a whore no matter what she’s whoring, she’s got a basic knowledge of how to whore, whether it’s an IPO, or to get a movie role, or Coconut water, she’s got this…ALba’s got this… The post Jessica Alba’s in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
