Selena Gomez is such a little latch on suck up, hack of a performer, who associates with Taylor Swift, as a lame marketing strategy to get her audience on board with her Selena pop career she’s not talented enough to carry…but is so into doing because I guess it pays more than being in movies, or maybe it’s about ego… Either way, she’s sucking in her chubby lupus chemo belly in as walking around in a sports bra to get excited for the media event of the year…Selena and Taylor…workout buddies… Shut the fuck up, this is all so dumb…but she’s in a sports bra sucking in her chemo belly, because as you know people undergoing chemo are fat and need to get to the gym…to tighten up…. What a joke..these people are the fucking worst media whores trying to make 100s of millions a year and should be stopped…because they are evil… Here are the butt profile pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Sucks in Her Stomach while Working Out with Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know Kourtney stripped down for a fully nude photo shoot Sunday night. If you don't watch it … consider this your highlight reel! This isn't the first time we've seen a Kourtney Kardashian nude photo shoot , or even gone behind the scenes of one via KUWTK . But it was a noteworthy one just the same. Don't believe us? Check out the images below of the 36-year-old mother of three (!) posing in the buff, on the ground and standing up. Seriously, could her curves be any more insane?! Photographer Brian Bowen Smith told her flat out that “if you're not blown away by your picture, then it means we didn't do it right.” Kourtney then confessed her one major insecurity. “The only thing is I feel like my ass like disappeared when I lost weight,” the realty star lamented. “We need to plump it up.” Do we, though? It's awfully hard to fix perfection. Kylie Jenner , who was present to watch her half-sister bare all, has big shoes to fill if and when she decides to go down this road … 1. Like Poetry in Motion Kourtney Kardashian has posed naked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians before, as that’s kind of what she does for a living sometimes … but that doesn’t make the January 2016 episode in which she did so any less magnificent. 2. The Bottom Line In more ways than one, if you know what we mean. We mean Kourtney showing off her bare bottom helps rake in the dollars, improving the financial bottom line considerably for her family. 3. Work it Out! Kourt said she feels like she’s in her workout class. NOTE: We need to sign up for that workout class. 4. Kourtney on Top Kourtney Kardashian may not be wearing a top in this screen grab from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but she is on top of the world in our book. 5. Pure Perfection Kim Kardashian gets all the publicity, but Kourtney is pure perfection. 6. Take Notes, Kylie Kourtney Kardashian, 36, shows sister Kylie Jenner, 18, how it’s done on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. View Slideshow
By now you’re probably familiar with Taylor Swift’s squad , but there’s a good chance you didn’t know that the singer runs her chick clique with an iron-fisted brutality that’s been known to make Mexican cartel kingpins be all like, “Yo, maybe you should chill, El Swifto.” Okay, we might be exaggerating a tad, but apparently there are certain infractions that can get you banned from the Swift squad for life. Chief among them: fraternizing with rival badasses like Boobs Malone (aka Katy Perry). Sources say problems arose within the squad recently when photos from the 2016 Golden Globes showed Selena Gomez hanging out with Katy on the red carpet. Katy was there to present an award; Selena was there because of her hilarious cameo in The Big Short ; and Taylor was at home, presumably tossing a roll of duct tape and a machete in her trunk so that she could “have a word” with Selena later. Fortunately, sources say Taylor has forgiven Selena , and Ms. Gomez has promised to never publicly associate with Katy ever again. The poor girl has no clue how close she came to being fixed with a Joker’s smile, as few people realize what a hardcore OG Taylor really is. For instance, did you know that “Out of the Woods” is actually a veiled threat directed at anyone who double-crosses Taylor? If you listen closely to the lyrics, the song is clearly about being blindfolded and dumped in the middle of a remote forested area. True story. (Okay, not actually a true story.) View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez have gotten goofy on Instagram. The best friends hung out together on Friday, poking a bit of fun at Swift’s most recent music video by hanging out in some shrubbery. “Are we out of the woods yet?” the 26-year-old solo artist cleverly captioned the above photo of herself standing in the bushes with Gomez. This is a reference, of course, to Swift’s Out of the Woods music video , which premiered in December and which finds Swift doing battle with the elements… as well as with some wild animals. At one point, Swift is running through the forest while being chased by wolves. She makes it out okay, however, have no fear. The action later shifted to Gomez’s Instagram account yesterday, as evidenced by the picture above. Selena shared it with her millions of followers and wrote as another cute caption: “Are we in the clear yet?” Gomez, of course, was one of numerous female celebrities to take part in Swift’s Bad Blood music video , as she and Taylor have been extremely close for years. Other members of Taylor’s famous Squad may come and go, but she and Selena are for life. “I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since we met!! I love you so much, always,” Swift wrote to her fellow singer upon the occasion of Selena turning 23 years old last July. Talk about #FriendshipGoals, people. Talk about some serious #FriendshipGoals.
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez have gotten goofy on Instagram. The best friends hung out together on Friday, poking a bit of fun at Swift’s most recent music video by hanging out in some shrubbery. “Are we out of the woods yet?” the 26-year-old solo artist cleverly captioned the above photo of herself standing in the bushes with Gomez. This is a reference, of course, to Swift’s Out of the Woods music video , which premiered in December and which finds Swift doing battle with the elements… as well as with some wild animals. At one point, Swift is running through the forest while being chased by wolves. She makes it out okay, however, have no fear. The action later shifted to Gomez’s Instagram account yesterday, as evidenced by the picture above. Selena shared it with her millions of followers and wrote as another cute caption: “Are we in the clear yet?” Gomez, of course, was one of numerous female celebrities to take part in Swift’s Bad Blood music video , as she and Taylor have been extremely close for years. Other members of Taylor’s famous Squad may come and go, but she and Selena are for life. “I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since we met!! I love you so much, always,” Swift wrote to her fellow singer upon the occasion of Selena turning 23 years old last July. Talk about #FriendshipGoals, people. Talk about some serious #FriendshipGoals.
So I guess Selena Gomez must’ve heard that I’d already picked out her replacement (that’d be Becky G ), because she just released the music video for her new single “Hands to Myself.” And it has everything I’d ever want in a video: Selena touching herself in lingerie, Selena touching herself in a bathtub, and the ability to watch it on mute. It’s like she made it just for me. But lucky for you guys, I’m willing to share. Enjoy. Continue reading →
Now that she’s 18 and a post like this isn’t going to land anyone in big trouble (especially me), I want to officially introduce you perverts to Becky G . Or as I like to call her, Selena Gomez 2.0. See, like Selena, Becky’s also a wannabe pop star/actress, except she already clearly knows how to dress, something that took Selena years to learn. Anyway, here she is at something called AT&T Latino’s A Night With with Becky G, and all I want to know is, where do I sign up? And how much does it cost? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Victoria’s pulling out their big guns to promote their shitty televised infomercial….and they are using Selena Gomez and her following of dumb tween girls to do it… Selena Gomez is promoting her big break as a performer at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, who I guess are paying her by doing this viral video to promote her shitty song, as the models, who are much hotter than Selena Gomez, lip syncing…with some Selena fake titty lupus and Chemotherapy tits…in the mix… As shitty a product and brand Victoria’s Secret is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how dumb this video is…and how bad this song is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how annoying Selena Gomez is in her bullshit career…as long as her tits are out there…it’s ok…and as annoying as each of these overrated girls looks trying to act…they are still pretty good.. Garbage…but hot chicks doing anything…even cheesy things..is hard to really not watch…if you have absolutely nothing to do… That said, Fat Adriana Lima is Creepy and Grabbing At Herself of the Day I guess Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work”…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, that I’ve made millions making girls feel insecure about themselves, but that I don’t need that Patriarchy machine to hold me down, even if they are her only employer”….because why work, when you can just take the jobs and pretend it’s more than just getting old and tired, like there’s purpose to it…when really it’s just lainess… I don’t know why a model gets a wax figure, but I know there’s a fetish in watching a model play with a clone of herself, especially for you scifi weirdos who remember LIMA as one of the hottest models to exist the last 20 years… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez VS Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
