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Angelina Jolie Turns 40: A Sexy Salute

She's an Academy Award winner. She's a past winner of People's Most Beautiful Woman in the world. She's the very lucky wife of Brad Pitt. She's an actress, a director, a UN Ambassador, a mother of six… and she never seems to age ! She's Angelina Jolie and Hollywood star don't come much more decorated than this beauty. In honor of all she's accomplished, on screen and off screen, we present the following photos of Angelina Jolie – and we warn folks now to get drool all over their keyboard: 1. Angelina Jolie Smiles Angelina Jolie smiles here at the 2015 Critics Choice Movie Awards. She is an absolute vision, isn’t she? 2. Angelina Jolie at Maleficent Premiere Angelia Jolie strikes a beautiful pose at the world premiere of Maleficent. She’s a beauty in black. 3. Angelina Jolie Red Carpet Image Angie on the red carpet. As always, the mother of six is still a stunner. 4. Angelina Jolie People Magazine Photo Angie covers People magazine. Inside, she gives a candid interview about her upcoming wedding. 5. Angelina Jolie at Normal Heart Premiere There’s a reason Angelina Jolie is sort of bugging out in this photo. She didn’t rub her makeup in all the way for The Normal Heart premiere in New York. 6. Wait a Minute, Honey… Brad Pitt leads Angelina Jolie by the hand in this photo from The Normal Heart premiere. Take note of the white spot on the latter’s face. View Slideshow

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Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol to Marry in Vegas?

Britney Spears recently said she puts God first . But a new report claims the singer may be saying two very different words in the near future: I DO . View Slideshow: Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol Photos: So in Love! According to Life & Style, the pop star and her music producer boyfriend of eight months may very well exchange vows in Las Vegas some time this year. “They talk about getting married all the time,” an insider tells the tabloid of Spears and Ebersol . “Britney has never been happier than she is now with Charlie!” It’s true: Spears has said she would love to marry Ebersol . The source adds that Britney is just looking for a “simple but memorable” ceremony and reception, with guests limited to good friends and close family members. And because the singer’s Las Vegas residency just got extended until 2017, the couple is “mulling another quickie Vegas wedding,” the magazine writes. Why another ? Because Britney got hitched in 2004 to Jason Alexander, a marriage that got annulled after 55 hours. This time, though, let’s hope the speed factor relates to the time of the ceremony, not the duration of the union. View Slideshow: 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages

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Justin Bieber Pleads Guilty to Riding (ATV Recklessly with) Selena Gomez via Skype

Maligned pop star and wannabe bad boy Justin Bieber pleaded guilty in a Canadian courtroom today to riding dirty with Selena Gomez. On an ATV that he crashed into a minivan, that is. The 21-year-old appeared in a court via Skype. TMZ reports that the alleged musician was with Howard Weitzman, his lawyer, in his office as he pleaded guilty to assault and careless driving. The incident went down in Ontario last year. Justin crashed his ATV into the minivan of a celebrity news photographer, who was taking some hot pics of Bieber and Selena Gomez riding. The judge warned Bieber , as countless others have in recent years: “The lesson in all of this is to think before you act in the future.” Don’t hold your breath, judge. The plea deal was a win for Justin, who was slapped with a $750 fine and no jail or probation. One step closer to that clean slate he talks about. His mom, Pattie Mallette , must be thrilled … not because of the sweet plea deal, but because it will remind her of those happier Jelena times. Those happy, grinding times. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING

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Kylie Jenner: NOT Engaged to Tyga … For Hilarious Reason

Rumors of Kylie Jenner and Tyga engaged appear to be overblown, but wait until you hear the hilarious reason why they aren’t taking that step yet. The once-innocent 17-year-old’s relationship with the 25-year-old rapper Tyga, coupled with her changing appearance, has been hotly debated. That’s putting it nicely. Between Kylie Jenner’s lip injections and her near-constant deluge of racy photos on Instagram, she’s become a lightning rod for controversy. It’s her long-rumored relationship with Michael Ray Nguyen-Stevenson, a.k.a. Tyga, that riles up fans – and her family – most of all, however. Even the Kardashians want to torpedo the romance because they worry about the outsized influence the rapper and his crew have on her. When the Kardashians of all people are worried about someone running with the wrong crowd, well, that pretty much sums up said crowd. But there’s also another, very different and LOL-tastic reason Kylie’s mom Kris Jenner does not approve, according to this new report: Tyga is flat broke. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Tyga Photos: Kyga 4-Eva? Yes … despite what you would assume was a successful career in the music industry, dude either didn’t save or didn’t earn that much cash. According to insiders, “Kylie and Tyga are not engaged … Kris Jenner refuses to allow a bankrupt, financially unstable wannabe ‘rapper’ into the fold.” “He’s not Kanye West.” No. No he is not. Of course, given Kylie’s rebellious streak, she could pursue this in spite of her Momager’s wishes … but it likely won’t sit well with her either. Even if Kris were to somehow come around, the inside source adds, “Kylie is too materialistic. We’re looking at a train wreck, not a love story.” The bottom line: Kris has built an empire, Kylie is the heiress apparent and a broke ass rapper doesn’t mesh well with this Machiavellian concoction. Tyga has enjoyed a good run, and is doing all he can to “get in early” as Kanye put it … but she may be posing like this for someone else before long: View Slideshow: 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: Back Together After Cyber-Bullying?

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are reportedly back together, again, following the recent cyber-bullying she endured and her ex-boyfriend’s response. In the past few months, Selena has been shamelessly flaunting her new curves on the Internet, and boasting that there is “ more of her to love .” Of course, this means die-hard Selenators love her even more, while bullies on social media have been tearing down the singer left and right. Coming to her defense? None other than Justin Bieber himself. Selena has always been very self-conscious, even confessing that she can become “overwhelmed” by the media and people commenting online. Well, she’s recently found the inner strength to combat fat-shaming trolls and hold her head up high, rather than let the haters drag her down. People close to her say Justin has played a major role in this. Bieber has been raving about how good Selena looks – even telling the paparazzi all about it at the MET Gala – giving her a major self-esteem boost. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING The fact that Justin Bieber is hollering at Selena Gomez via text messages and basically trying to get back in her pants helps her confidence as well. It’s unclear if the pop star is back inside her on a literal basis right now, but he sure has helped her feel good inside … in a manner of speaking. An insider dished, “Justin wants Selena back … and he may have finally found a way to win her over. He has been her rock over the past month.” “Hes talking to her every day and complimenting her. Selena is starting to soften up towards him because he is saying all of the right things.” Is J.B. being genuinely sweet, or – as some critics allege – taking advantage of the opportunity and using Selena’s torment to get her back? Either way, it looks like bullies are ironically (or perhaps intentionally, if they wish her mental anguish) driving her back into the arms of her ex . Given their history, is that even worse than bullying?! View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love

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Justin Bieber: Selena Gomez is The One! Kendall Jenner is Just a Side Piece!

After all the drama between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, the Biebs still reportedly calls her the “only girl” he would want to settle down with. Never mind the fact that Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner were in bed on Instagram. Kendall is just some side piece. Selena might just be the real deal. Justin admitted in an interview that he is looking for a girl he can marry – a lofty goal for a 21-year-old. According to Bieber, 22-year-old Selena is it. Strangely, this comes just a few weeks after Bieber asked Selena to stay away from the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight that we was attending on May 2.  This is a quick change of heart if so. But an insider claims that “Justin always talks about Selena when the topic of marriage comes up.” “He may hang out with a bunch of different girls like Kendall, Hailey [Baldwin], and his Miami babes, but he has said not once, but often that Selena is the only girl he’s ever been with who is marriage material.”  “He wasn’t dissing the other girls, but he explained that they have a ‘soulmate’ relationship,” the source added. In the interview, he stated he makes it obvious when he is into a girl. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love And he definitely does. At the Met Ball, Justin said that Selena looked gorgeous and her paid her compliments all night … including to the paparazzi. Of course, Justin and Selena have some baggage to work through if they are going to marry one day. “They’ve had a bumpy ride, but they have history,” the insider said. “He says Selena knows him better than anybody else, except maybe his mom.” “He has talked to Selena about marriage, for sure, and about kids. He’s admitted that he’s never had that kind of conversation with any other girls.” In an interview with Seventeen magazine, Justin said, “In a girl, I want someone who’s confident in herself and honest. I have to find her very attractive and as someone I can see myself with for the rest of my life.” Sorry, tween girls. He might think that is Selena … not you. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING

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Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass… Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring… But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples… This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole… The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it… Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude… All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be.. Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child. Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction: HEre the awesome video The post Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day

Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do. Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out.. I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card… All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong. Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series… Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe… The post Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds . And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof . Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger. Continue reading

Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus: Pregnant? By the Same Baby Daddy?!?

Best. Tabloid. Cover. EVER!!! The latest issue of Life & Style has taken this magazine to either a new high or a new low (depending on your perspective), screaming on its cover that not only are Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez both pregnant… … but they are pregnant by the same man! What are the odds, huh?!? The affiliated article claims to state how each “found out about” the other, along with their “fight over the baby daddy” and the “desperate decisions that changed their lives forever.” Incredibly, this isn’t even the first time Life & Style has claimed Miley and Selena were pregnant . The question now, of course, is which man knocked up both stars.  Cyrus us openly dating Patrick Schwarzenegger , while Selena is less openly dating DJ Zedd. The wild card, however, remains Justin Bieber . We all know his history with Selena, and he’s at least friendly with Cyrus. Might the three superstars have had too much to drink one night, thrown naked caution to the wind and there will soon be a pair of tiny little Beliebers running around?!? No? You don’t think so? Neither do we. View Slideshow: 43 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories

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