We know, we know: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right, Kim Kardashian? Correct, dude on the train tracks? Isn’t that what you thought, guy in front of a swan? But even the best laid plans sometimes go waste – and such was the fate for the following selfie subjects. Some got attacked by animals. Others got arrested as a result of taking an idiotic self-portrait. And one couple, the parents of two young children, actually died . It’s sad stuff, it’s scary stuff and, often, it’s hilarious stuff. Relive 11 examples below of when selfies go horribly/hilariously wrong: 11 Selfies That Went Horribly/Hilariously Awry 1. Kim Kardashian Attempts Selfie, Gets Attacked by Elephant in Thailand Kim Kardashian tried to take a selfie with an elephant in Thailand. And the animal proceeded to speak for the entire world when it kicked her.
Khloe Kardashian has a question for Instagram followers: Are you ready for this jelly? The reality star has taken to Instagram and showed off a piece from her family’s clothing line… while also giving fans a close-up shots of her rear end. “Represent,” Khloe wrote as a caption, along with the hashtag “#KKollection” and a link to the jacket she’s wearing below. Publizing one’s own backside has sort of become this family’s thing. Remember when Kylie Jenner took a butt selfie ? And when Kim Kardashian took a butt selfie ? And, yes, Kendall Jenner also got in on the trend, posing intimately online in a bikini . Heck, we’ve made an entire photo gallery out of JUST the Kardashian sisters and these kinds of butt-based poses. Check it out here: Kardashian Sisters Take Photos of Their Own Butts 1. Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie Kylie Jenner has gotten in on the butt selfie act started by her sisters. It’s an unfortunate act.
An unnamed woman in South Carolina called the authorities this week because her 15-year old son was acting totally normal. According to the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence on Tuesday afternoon because a mother told them her two-year old daughter “turned on the TV and porn was on.” She then found her son in his bedroom and figured he had been watching the naked action, heard her arrive home and quickly booked it upstairs. “[The mom] requested that a report be done to document … her son’s behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn,” the police report reads, as the mother told authorities she had been having many other difficulties with her teenage child for awhile. Lt. Kevin Bobo, however, says the sheriff’s office did not make an arrest or issue a citation because “I don’t know of any South Carolina law that was broken,” he told The Huffington Post. Earlier this week, a man in Florida dialed 911 because a cop took a long time writing his ticket . Would Bobo consider this an equally unexpected reason to phone the police? “Is it unusual for a momma to call the police on teenagers looking at porn? Yeah, it is,” Bobo said. 911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made 1. Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order A Connecticut man called 911 because someone screwed up his sandwich order. Seriously. Here’s the news story about it.
There’s the After the Final Rose special you see on TV, and what goes on behind the scenes after the final rose ceremony between two lovebirds. In honor of Throwback Thursday, The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman shared a snapshot of her cuddling with fiancé Josh Murray the day after the show. “#tbt Day after we got engaged @joshmurray!!” Dorfman wrote. For Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray, #tbt isn’t throwing it back very far. The duo got engaged May 9 (and are looking at getting married May 9 next year). There’s little doubt, however, that she made the right choice in Josh, a former baseball player turned financial services rep who, like Andi, lives in Atlanta. Though the couple look completely and blissfully relaxed in the picture, Dorfman made Murray sweat before finally revealing her feelings for the frontrunner. Josh had to beat some serious competition (rumors say producers are considering Chris Soules and Nick Viall as The Bachelor ), as well has his nerves. “In the middle of my proposal, I stopped to allow her to gather her words. I assumed she was finally going to tell me she loved me, but it didn’t start out like that!” Murray joked. He gathered himself eventually, and she said yes, a thousand times yes. After a little Nick awkwardness on the season finale, the rest, as they say, is history. There’s been no looking back for them, either. The two have been on top of each other 24/7 since the show ended, but rather than driving them crazy, it’s proven to them that it’s a match made in heaven. Or at least reality TV. But it’s gonna last! “I know what kind of person he is, what values he has, and I trust what we have ,” Dorfman recently said of her man. “He is the only one in the world for me.” Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray: A Bachelorette Romance 1. Josh and Andi Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray on The Bachelorette. They are a great-looking duo.
LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns.. I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…
What the world needs is another no name in bikini paparazzi pics. So here is Sylvie van der Vaart in a bikini. I don’t know who Sylvie van der Vaart is….but she is in a bikini and that is probably all you need to know about her….because that is all there is to her and what more do you really need, personality and intelligence…just get in the way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is Ariana Grande in the most annoying photoshoot in the history of photoshoots because I can go on instagram and see all kinds of self involved tricks doing this….or I can leave my house and see it everywhere – selfie in the grocery store – selfie next to the natural disaster – selfie next to the bathroom – selfie on the toilet – selfie after sex – selfie on a date – selfie with your food – fuck you and your selfie – because all you bitches love yourself, all vain and narcissistic, where other vain and narcissistic people encourage you so that you feed their ego so they feed their ego back. Bullshit,
Here is Ariana Grande in the most annoying photoshoot in the history of photoshoots because I can go on instagram and see all kinds of self involved tricks doing this….or I can leave my house and see it everywhere – selfie in the grocery store – selfie next to the natural disaster – selfie next to the bathroom – selfie on the toilet – selfie after sex – selfie on a date – selfie with your food – fuck you and your selfie – because all you bitches love yourself, all vain and narcissistic, where other vain and narcissistic people encourage you so that you feed their ego so they feed their ego back. Bullshit,
I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty fake tits and dye jobs, because it was what guys liked and it worked for her…something girls today still fucking do, which kind of amazes me since it’s such a trashy and dated look…. But I guess she’s a legend and as a legend, a pro, an expert at this nudity thing, it is part of who she is and she should be showing off her ass until the day she dies even though no one really wants to touch it – thanks the the Hepatitis…except maybe the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape who I guess she met at a sex tape convention…and married a few times… I guess the sick thing in all this is that I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rose McGowan is one of the more interesting people to follow on Facebook. She’s pretty fucking active. She posts interesting stuff. She’s all around a cool girl to anyone who was in their 20s during the 90s. She’s like a little bit punk rock…a little bit gothic…a whole lot of awesome, opinionated, edgy, and most importantly busty. It’s the kind of girl who seems to read, seems to think, and who posts selfies for the sake of letting us know she’s also someone you’d want to have sex with. I just think she’ got a cool dynamic, even though I don’t care for old chicks, but after spending time with 20 year olds, really dumb, mindless 20 year olds…addicted to their phones and Jimmy Fallon 20 year olds…I am far more drawn to a hot old chick with substance…like Rose McGowan…but maybe I’m just into it cuz I masturbated to her tits in 1996. Either way, this pic killed the selfie bikini game this week on social media…kind of like how I want Rose McGowan to kill my face with her genitals.
