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Draya Michele’s Sweet Booty In Tight Jeans

You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Draya Michele’s Sweet Booty In Tight Jeans

You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shiny Legs Show

It’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve had Alessandra Ambrosio on the site, and since that’s way too long to go without seeing one of my favorite MILFs, here you go. I’m guessing she’s running errands or picking her kid up from school, or whatever boring mom stuff she has to do, but I appreciate that Alessandra is still able to put on a great leg show for the paps while she’s doing it. That’s exactly the kind of multitasking that makes her such a great role model for MILFs everywhere. So enjoy, and I hope all you ladies out there are taking notes. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Jennifer Flavin Gives Us An Amazing View

In case you’re wondering who the bikini hottie currently giving the paps an eyeful is, join the club. But according to my sources, apparently that’s Jennifer Flavin , AKA Sylvester Stallone’s wife. Anyway, I did a little research and it turns out Jennifer is a former model (duh) and a current “entrepreneur and business owner.” And after these pictures, I’m assuming she owns shares in both Kleenex and sweatpants, because I’m going to need to go out and buy more of both after this. I’m pretty sure that’s called vertical integration, right? Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Adrianne Curry Does Comic Con Good

OK, so I know I make fun of you nerds a lot, but in the end, I guess we aren’t so different after all. I mean, we both live in our parents’ basements, we both spend most of our days behind the computer, and we both wear clothing with elastic waistbands. So in the spirit of putting our differences aside, here’s something we can all enjoy: Adrianne Curry and her hot friends getting all dressed up for Comic Con. Because if there’s one thing every one of us can agree on, it’s a love of hotties in sexy costumes. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Abigail Clancy Promotes Her Hotness

I’m not entirely sure what Abigail Clancy ‘s been up to lately (besides taking extended beach vacations ), but it looks like things aren’t really going so well for one of my favorite British hotties work-wise, considering she’s out promoting some kind of foot care product in these shots. But while you might think that’s bad news, it’s actually pretty exciting stuff as far as I’m concerned. Because who knows, if Abbey’s standards get low enough, I might even have a shot. So keep those fingers crossed for me. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

A Maria Menounos Booty Update!

I know it’s been way too long since we’ve done one of our official Maria Menounos booty updates, especially now that we don’t get to see her on a daily basis on Extra anymore. But not to worry, because judging from these pictures of her at NBC’s 2014 Summer TCA Tour, our favorite Greek booty is looking just as good as ever. I’m not sure what it’s up to these days, but if Maria’s looking for a gig, I could definitely use a new correspondent to update us on her breaking booty news on a daily basis, and I figure nobody knows that story better than she does. So how about it, Maria? Call me. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nicole Scherzinger’s Grab A$$

Here’s my favorite hottie ex-pat Nicole Scherzinger out in London again, and even though I’m still pretty upset that those lucky British bastards get to enjoy her hotness like this on a daily basis, at least they’re still willing to share it with the rest of us. So yes, it’s killing me to not be able to offer Nicole a hand with that booty of hers, since it looks like she’s currently got her hands full, but I guess this way I can still enjoy the pictures while fantasizing that she might actually say “Yes,” instead of “Who are you?” and “Will you please tase him?” That counts as a win-win in my books. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook ‘s fiance such a bad influence , it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimora Lee Boob Grab!

I’m not entirely clear on who this Kimora Lee chick is, but I figure she’s got to be at least reasonably famous if the paps busted out their zooms lenses to get us these shots of her in a bikini on some rich person’s yacht. And she obviously appreciated the attention as much as the rest of us do, since she gave a nice squeeze for the cameras and everything. So I’ll have to remember to invite her out motorboating sometime on the SS Tuna, aka my water bed. Wait? I’m afraid of the ocean. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Show

As much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian , I’ve got to admit that the world’s most famous porn star does at least have one major talent. Actually, make that two. And here she is showing them off during Paris Fashion Week. I still can’t really stand Kim’s overhyped fat ass, but hey, at least pictures like this make it a little easier for me to understand the appeal. So if porn star MILFs are your thing, enjoy. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading