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Arianny Celeste Belongs In A Bikini

So apparently the UFC held their own “Official Pool Party” this week, which is pretty awesome, considering all the hotties they employ as ring girls. Like my all-time favorite Arianny Celeste here, who I’m always happy to see in a bikini. And if you ask me, more companies should throw parties like this for their employees, I’m thinking Victoria’s Secret would be a great place to start. Just make sure to invite me too next time. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ashanti’s Major Cleavage Show

It was the 2014 BET Awards last night, so here’s Ashanti busting out in a big way to celebrate. I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on her before, I couldn’t even really tell you a single song of hers. But hey, when you drop this much cleavage on a red carpet, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll get the Tuna’s attention. And just in case there’s any wannabe celebs out there wondering, other surefire ways to get my attention include posting lingerie pictures on Instagram, putting on a leg show for the paps, and showing up in a bikini pretty much anywhere, but especially my front door. Good luck. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell Bikini Pictures

Here’s one of my favorite underrated hotties Ashley Benson and her Pretty Little Liars co-star Shay Mitchell hanging out in bikinis at the beach together, like all hot co-stars should be contractually obligated to do at least once a season. But I just have one question: why is Ashley covering her lower half the whole time? What’s she hiding under there? See, now this is exactly the kind of investigative journalism I actually care about, so I won’t rest until I find out. And hey, maybe I could finally win that Pulitzer if I do. Wish me luck. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Nicola Peltz Is Just Too Hot

I think you guys know that I’ve been digging Nicola Peltz a lot lately, so here she is looking white-hot in these latest pictures from the Transformers: Age of Extinction premiere in Berlin. As an added bonus, I threw in a couple shots of her at the airport too, to prove my newest crush can look just as hot in a tank top and pair of tight jeans as a tight dress. Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure Nicola just made my pants transform, because they’re feeling awfully tight too all of a sudden. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lisa Opie’s “Yoga” Workout Is Full Of Booty

See, for anybody out there wondering, this is why I love hot nobodies so much. Because not only do they do “yoga” workouts in the park in bikinis, but they also make sure to invite the paparazzi along to capture every glorious, booty-filled minute of it. So here’s Lisa Opie , who I’m pretty sure is some kind of busty model/former pageant winner, but if she keeps this routine up for much longer, she’ll be able to add “the Tuna’s new favorite workout hottie” to that resume of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Lindsay Ellingson Is Simply Amazing

Here’s Lindsay Ellingson at the Begin Again premiere in New York, and with pictures like this, I really don’t get how she isn’t one of the more popular Victoria’s Secret models. I mean, she’s given us killer lingerie photoshoots , and showed up to red carpets looking red hot . The only thing I can think of that she hasn’t tried yet is hooking up with a blogger. Hey, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Melanie Brown’s Booty Is The X Factor!

Here’s Melanie Brown aka the hottie formerly known as Scary Spice looking anything but scary on her way into the X Factor auditions in London. I’m assuming she’s one of their new judges this year or something, which I could probably look up if I wasn’t so lazy. Also, if I wasn’t currently busy trying to remember if Melanie’s booty always looked this tasty or if that’s a recent development. I think you’ll all agree that’s a much better use of our time right now. Enjoy. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Because I Like Her Soccer Balls

Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm. Continue reading

Kelly Monaco Makes Me Want To Watch Soaps!

Man, I think I might need to start watching a lot more TV during the day. Because now here’s Kelly Monaco at the 41st annual Daytime Emmy Awards, and according to my sources at Google, this busty cougar is on General Hospital and I’ve been missing out all these years. Just think of all that time I’ve been wasting napping on the couch when I could be doing something way more productive: watching great cleavage like this on mute instead. I’d better get to work. » view all 24 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com Continue reading

Michelle Trachtenberg Is My Choice

According to my sources, it was the 4th annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards last night, but I don’t really blame you if you missed it, considering the collection of “talent” they got to show up. I mean, where was Sofia Vergara , or my all-time favorite TV booty Maria Menounos ? Instead, I’ve got to give out our coveted Best Funbags award to Michelle Trachtenberg , pretty much by default. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy to invite Michelle over for a celebratory motorboat, I just hope there’s a little more to choose from next year. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading