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Pete Davidson to Ariana Grande; Stop Talking Sh-t About My Penis!

Pete Davidson really wishes Ariana Grande has not told the world that he has a giant penis. Yes, it’s true: This may the biggest first world problem anyone has ever encountered. Back in June, in case you somehow forgot, Grande was asked by a fan for the length of her interlude in the track “Pete.” But the pop star used this as an opportunity to joke (or not joke?) about her then-fiance’s d-ck size, replying that she estimated Davidson’s unit to measure around 10 inches. When erect, we assume. If that were her measurement when merely flaccid, well… there’s just no way Grande would be walking properly, even all these months later. So this sort of just became something everyone knows about Pete Davidson. The guy is funny on Saturday Night Live. He has battled substance abuse problems for years. And he’s massively hung. However, during a stand-up comedy act at Tarrytown Music Hall in New York on January 12, Davidson told attendeed that he actually would have preferred it if Grande had kept this information to herself. “I don’t like that she talked all that sh-t for my penis,” he joked to the crowd, referencing Ariana’s height and adding: “Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d-ck for the rest of my life is disappointed.” That’s pretty funny, we must admit. And it’s also sort of accurate: Grande stands only five feet tall. In her “Thank U, Next” music video, which indirectly addressed many of her ex-lovers, Grande added that a certain past boyfriend was “really big.” And we’re pretty sure she meant in the crotch department. Davidson, who appeared to threaten suicide not too long ago and who is hopefully doing much better these days, is obviously now using these Grande quotes for joke material. Which is his right, of course. But it does bring up something of a double standard, doesn’t it? Yes, we all laugh when Grande mentions Davidson’s impressive penis size. We all assume Davidson should just be flattered and pretty psyched that the world is aware of his status down there. However, let’s turn the tables. Let’s say a famous guy was going on and on in public about how his famous ex had giant boobs. He’d be dismissed as a sexist and a huge pig, right? Just something to consider, folks.

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Kanye West on R. Kelly: Can’t He Just Rape Kids in Peace?!?

Just to be clear, Kanye West does not think it’s okay to have sex with underage women. But the controversial rapper does seem to think it’s okay to keep buying albums by artists accused of having sex with underage women. Heck, he basically encourages it! On Sunday, West took to his Instagram story and said the following: “They want art from the artist. But, anytime they do anything erratic, they just gonna pull up the full documentaries on him.” Full documentaries , huh? This certainly seems to be an allusion to R. Kelly because Lifetime aired a six-part documentary last week titled Surviving R. Kelly that detailed all the alleged sexual relationships he carried on with young teenage women over the years. The testimony from these women in the series is haunting. John Legend, who was interviewed for the special, has referred to R. Kelly as a “serial child rapist” on Twitter. This is an accusation that is hard to argue with after you read about what R. Kelly reportedly did with Aaliyah , for example. Years ago, a sex tape surfaced in which the long-time singer urinates on a 14-year old partner. And yet… fans have continued to buy his music and popular culture has mostly continued to support Kelly. Thankfully, the tide may finally be turning against the monster that is R. Kelly, as a  #MuteRKelly has been gaining momentum on social media. In his diatribe over the weekend, it very much sounds as if Kanye is talking directly about this movement when he said: “They gonna come with the Michael documentary. We can enjoy all their music all we want.” Here, West is bringing up Michael Jackson. For the most part, his songs remain as iconic and beloved as ever — but this legendary artist has also been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior. Prior to his passing, Jackson had been under investigation on multiple occasions for allegedly touching little boys with whom he shared his bed. Does this mean his albums are off-limits? That’s a decision that can only be made by each indivdual listener. But it’s apparent West doesn’t think anyone’s sales numbers should be negatively affected by anyone’s actions, no matter how abhorrent they may be in the case of R. Kelly. UPDATE : Actually, no, this is not what Kanye meant, his wife has now claimed. Aware of the uproar over Kanye’s latest rant, the reality star has once again rushed to her man’s defense, Tweeting early on Monday: I’m going to nip this in the bud right now. Kanye was speaking about his own experience of everyone quick to say they are cancelling him because of differences in opinion & not being perfect. The analogies were in context to his own experiences, not defending anyone else. She then added: I want to make it very clear, he is not condoning anyone’s actions or unacceptable disgusting behavior. My husband’s words are being taken out of context due to timing. HA! Due to timing. Yes, because West purposely timed his remarks to coincide with the backlash against R. Kelly as the result of this documentary airing. Dude is totally responsible for his own words and his own timing. At some point, doesn’t Kim get tired of serving as Kanye’s interpreter? Of lying and clarifying and then lying some more on behalf of the man who helps keep her famous? Seriously, who wants to be the Kellyanne Conway of a marriage? View Slideshow: The Kardashians: How Many Babies Will They Crank Out in 2019?

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Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits… CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland… I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST… Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous… Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays… She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us…. This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times. The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created…. Here is the video JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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“Queer Eye’s” Karamo And Jonathan Take On Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” For “Lip Sync Battle” [VIDEO]

Here’s a clip of Queer Eye’s Jonathan Van Ness & Karamo Brown performing “Telephone” on Paramount Network’s Lip Sync Battle. The highly anticipated season premiere featuring the Fab 5 (Antoni Porowski, Bobby Berk, Jonathan Van Ness, Karamo Brown and Tan France) debuts Thursday, January 17 at 9pm ET/PT. Will you be watching? Hit the flip for a bonus of the guys pregaming for the show Continue reading

New Couple: Tone Kapone Details His Perfectly Peachy Phaedra Parks Relationship

Source: Prince Williams/ATLPics.Net / ATL Pics Coupled up… Phaedra Parks’ Boyfriend Tone Kapone Speaks On Their Relationship Phaedra Parks ‘ new boo is speaking on their coupledom. As previously reported Phaedra broke the internet with a photo of her new man, Chicago radio host Tone Kapone . Tone then confirmed on his Instagram Live that he and Phaedra are indeed an item. Now the WGCI cutie is speaking further on their coupledom, this time on The Jam TV Show. According to Tone, he slid into Phaedra’s DMs after hearing that the southern belle was interested and they instantly hit it off. “She’s funny as ever, one of the funniest women I’ve ever met. […] I slid into her DMs. I kinda knew she wanted me to say ‘Hi.’ He also added that they talk for hours, fly to see each other and he thinks she’s “really cool.” Phaedra’s since reposted the video and she’s telling fans that they too should slide into people’s DMs. “So now you know just slide into the DMS—take a chance. Thanks @TwinVarney for introducing us!” wrote Phaedra Phaedra’s old “Frick” Porsha Williams also commented and called Tone a “great guy.”   What do YOU think about Phaedra’s new man??? Continue reading

SMH: R. Kelly’s Lawyer Admits The Singer Married Aaliyah At 15, But Claims She Lied About Her Age

Source: Scott Legato / Getty R. Kelly’s Lawyer Confirms His Client Married Aaliyah At 15-Years-Old R. Kelly has finally confirmed to the public that he was indeed briefly married to Aaliyah –well, through his lawyer, at least. Steve Greenberg appeared on Good Morning America in an effort to address the recent allegations of rape, abuse, and sexual misconduct that are being stacked up against his client following the Lifetime docuseries, Surviving R Kelly . When Kelly’s representative was asked if his client had ever been in a relationship with a woman who was below the age of consent, he replied that the singer ‘absolutely’ denied being with any underage girls, which was quickly called into question. “Was he married to Aaliyah when she was 15?” asked reporter Linsey Davis. Greenberg replied, surprisingly admitting that Kelly did marry her, but deflecting onto another famous relationship. “He was married to her when she was 15. Elvis was married to Priscilla,” replied Greenberg, who did not pause or miss a beat. This was a reference to the marriage of Elvis Presley and his wife Priscilla, who was almost 22 when she married the rock star, which she completed with her parents’ blessing. The reported continued to hound Greenberg on the subject saying, “So then, 15 is not of the age of legal consent, right?” But of course, Greenberg had an excused for Kelly, claiming he wasn’t in the wrong here because Aaliyah was dishonest. “Right except my understanding is that she did not claim to be 15. And in order to get married she had to lie about her age,” claimed the lawyer. “And he is saying he had no idea?” inquired Davis. To which Greenberg confirmed: “No idea.” But Aaliyah’s age still isn’t the only thing that’s disheartening about her relationship with Kelly. Jim DeRogatis , the reporter who has pursued the sexual and physical abuse allegations against R. Kelly since 2000, was a guest on the New York Times’ podcast series  The Popcast  with host Jon Caramanica last year. During the conversation, DeRogatis recalled when he first went through the documents that related to R. Kelly and Aaliyah’s annulment. “The annulment of the Aaliyah marriage and Aaliyah’s legal claim against him had been sealed in Detroit…they were sealed by the court but those documents were provided to me,” DeRogatis  revealed . “It’s a harrowing document, a non-disclosure agreement on both her part and Kelly’s, vowing not to pursue further legal claims for physical abuse. So it wasn’t just an underage sexual relationship, he hit her, allegedly, according to that court document.” The marriage was reported by Vibe magazine  shortly after the release of Aaliyah’s debut album,   Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number . The magazine found that the official Illinois wedding certificate falsified Aaliyah’s age, listing the late singer as 18. But the aforementioned document–vowing not to pursue further legal claims for physical abuse against Kelly–hasn’t really been mentioned when discussing various allegations, even in the  Surviving R. Kelly  documentary series that has been the catalyst for all the current R. Kelly conversations.   Continue reading

Champagne Papi… Literally: Drake Gets Back In The Beverage Game With New Mod Sélection Champagne

Source: Vivien Killilea / Getty Drake Is Diving Into The Alcohol Business Once Again Drake’s Instagram handle certainly isn’t just for show, and he’s proving that to all of us by turning his famous “Champagne Papi” moniker into a business. The star recently entered the alcohol business once again by introducing Mod Sélection, a new champagne that officially launched earlier this week. Drizzy partnered with California-based entrepreneur Brent Hocking for this venture in creating a luxury champagne. The beverage will come in two different non-vintage 750ml selections: Mod Réserve Champagne ($300) and Mod Rosé Champagne ($400), according to reports from  vinepair.com . According to  Mod Sélection’s website , their liqueurs were only previously available to the “political and industry elite,” until now. Luckily for those of us with expensive taste and some money to blow, their champagnes will be available to the public for the first time ever. You can pre-order the bottles here . Drake and Hocking have already collaborated on another liqueur brand in the past, Virginia Black Whiskey in 2016. If you’ll recall, one of the best things about the alcohol is that the Toronto native included his dad Dennis Graham in the mix by featuring him in some absolutely hilarious ad campaigns, playing “the world’s coolest dude.” “The product is great, the presentation is great, and hopefully the representation is great as well,” Drake said in a promotional video via Southern Glazer’s Instagram page. “We’ll enjoy this run. It should be a long one and a strong one. I think the full package is there.” Continue reading

Man Kills Wife Then Tricks Her Family Into Believing She’s Alive For Over A Year; Eventually Murders Them & The Family Pets

Source: Mihajlo Maricic / EyeEm / Getty   Florida Man Murders Wife, Makes Family Believe She’s Alive For Over A Year According to the Tampa Bay Times , Shelby Svenson, 25, admitted to killing his wife Jamie Ivancic — but only after he had already been arrested for also killing three of her family members. Ivancic reportedly had told family members about a year ago that she was planning to leave Svenson, and take the children with her. Both Ivancic and Svenson were previously arrested on domestic violence charges, accused of assaulting each other. The last time anyone actually spoke directly with Ivancic was about a year ago, on January 25th, 2018, when she had a FaceTime call with her sister Karma Stewart. Police believe Ivancic may have been dead for over a year, but Svensen convinced her friends & family that she was still alive by reportedly texting and sending photos of the couple’s two children from her phone, and telling them that she was unavailable to talk when they called to speak with her. During an interrogation regarding the triple murder, Svenson also admitted to killing his wife by way of “violent blunt-force trauma” and burying her body in the backyard of their previous residence in Port Richey, Florida. Ivancic’s parents and brother were found dead in their home on New Years’ Day and Svenson was arrested in Ohio two days later, driving his murdered mother-in-law’s stolen SUV. When police arrived, they found Richard, Laura and Nicholas dead as well as the family’s three dogs. No official statement has been made yet as to the motive for those murders, either. The Tarpon Springs Police Department was not immediately available for comment. Continue reading

Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day

The people like Madison Beer. I assume it is just the creeps who found her on Youtube when she was underage and being sold off to the highest bidder by her mother, the highest bidder ended up being Justin Bieber, who I guess has helped him cultivate her celebrity after she jacked up her face quite a lot, and decided a better look for her was muppet…. When she’s not on her phone putting up shameless content self promoting her low level talented self….she’s out there with the paparazzi as slutty as she can be without being called a slut by the judgemental people out there, even though she’s a woman and in being a woman she can dress how she wants, and it’s not up to us to sexualize her or the fact that she’s wearing a fucking kleenex over her hot young tit….as a shirt….crazy times. Pokies… More… Here she is in a different bra JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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