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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Gets Topless For Vogue Brazil

Even though I don’t get the appeal, I know a lot of you weirdos out there still like Kim Kardashian for some reason, so here’s a few pictures of the world’s most famous porn star getting topless for the June issue of Vogue Brazil . And according to my sources, Kim’s pregnant again, which means that fat ass of hers is going to get even fatter in a couple months. So there, now you sickos have something to look forward to. Enjoy these until then. Continue reading

Fun With Powdered Alcohol

I think I’ll stick with good ol’ vodka. Continue reading

Mariah Carey Busts Out For Kelly and Michael

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Mariah Carey , but here she is busting out that meaty cleavage of hers taping  Live! with Kelly and Michael at Disneyland, which can only mean one of two things: either she’s trying to seduce me via the Internet, or she’s got a new CD coming out. Yeah, it’s probably that last one… Anyway, at least now I finally get why they call Disneyland the happiest place on Earth. Because I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are definitely pretty happy right now. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Cute Little Chunkster

Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Pia Mia Perez Is Impressive

Good news, here’s a hottie at the Pitch Perfect 2 premiere that won’t get you in trouble: Pia Mia Perez . Actually, scratch that, because this leg show of Pia’s could still get you in trouble if you’re not careful. I’m pretty sure most offices these days frown on their employees taking their pants off at work, so you’re probably better off going to a Starbucks. The worst they can do is kick you out and call the cops. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jordan Carver Busts Out Big Time

Forget Mayweather and Pacquiao — turns out, there was another famous boxer in Las Vegas this weekend: German actress/model and total knockout Jordan Carver . Here she is showing off her big guns at something called the Manny Viewing Party, and I don’t know about you guys, but one look at Jordan’s giant German funbags pretty much knocked me right out. And I demand a rematch. How about next week? And then once a week for every week after that. Yow! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Katherine Jenkins’ Cleavage Is Star-Worthy

Here’s Katherine Jenkins at the 10th anniversary party for Dancing With the Stars , and I knew this busty blonde looked familiar. Turns out, I did a few posts on her back in the day — she’s a “popular classical-crossover singer” (whatever the hell that means) and she’s on the show this season. So I guess that means they’ve started to loosen restrictions on who qualifies as a “star” these days. In which case, I might actually have a shot at getting on one of the years. Sure, I can’t dance for sh*t, but I bet I’d look pretty great in a sparkly spandex jumpsuit. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

BMXer Jumps Over A Lambo

A video posted by Josh Navarro (@ajourneythroughtime) on Apr 18, 2015 at 10:16pm PDT This is a prick move, but impressive nonetheless. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Knows How To Sell Things

All due respect to  Selena Gomez , but I’m pretty sure Miranda Kerr just leap-frogged her as the world’s hottest celebrity sneaker model with these shots of her launching something called Reebok Skyscape in Tokyo. Because forget the shoes, seeing that perfect booty of Miranda’s in those jeans is definitely making me want to get into better shape. In fact, I think I might have to up it to three forearm workouts a day after this. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading