Tag Archives: sexy-pictures

This Is How You Pull Out A Kid’s Tooth

Crazy Russians! They work in mysterious ways, but they get the job done! Continue reading

Paris Berelc Is Trouble

Warning: you’re going to want to stay away from these pictures of  Paris Berelc at the Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere in LA if you don’t want to end up sharing a cell with some dude named Hulk. Because according to my research, Paris here is one of the next Disney stars, which means she’s still 16. So move it along perverts. And sorry nerds, just because you still live with your parents doesn’t make it OK. Trust me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kelli Berglund Knows How To Dress

This is the part where I remind all you degenerates out there that  Kelli Berglund might spend her days working for the Disney Channel, but the good news is, unlike her fellow Disney stars, she’s over 18. Which means it’s hopefully just a matter of time before she has her own post-Disney scandal. Preferably involving a certain blogger and a certain phone that takes great pictures. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Dennis Quaid Freaks Out On Set

I don’t know if this is staged or not, but if it is Dennis should win an Oscar! Continue reading

Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea Are Pretty Girls?

According to my sources,  Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea are shooting a music video for their new song “Pretty Girls” here, and maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t sound right. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Britney’s still my favorite white trash MILF and Iggy’s got one of the best booties in the music business , but I don’t know how “pretty” either of them are looking here. Oh well. I’ll still watch the video on mute when it comes out. And maybe they can fix those rolls in post. Special effects have come a long way these days. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pics For Her Fans

Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer. Continue reading

Puppy Falls Asleep On Baby

This video will make your heart melt. Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Still The #1 MILF

OK, so I know it’s not another topless photoshoot , but there’s still a lot to like about these pictures of my #1 MILF  Alessandra Ambrosio out running errands — namely that she looks just as smoking hot as ever and that there aren’t any little brats tagging along to distract from that. I’ve always said it’s important for hot MILFs to get some quality me time. And by me time, I’m talking about time with yours truly, obviously. Luckily, I never have plans. Call me, ladies! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton ‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Super Busty Dani Thompson At The Beach

I’ve covered a lot of busty Brits in my day, but I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Dani Thompson here. And even though I didn’t recognize the name, there was just something about the British actress/model that caught my eye. (Just to be clear, it was the giant funbags.) Anyway, upon closer inspection, I recommend you keep your eyes on those, because the rest of Dani isn’t nearly as good. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading