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Lohan Gives Herself an Enema or Practices Suicide of the Day

Here is some Lohan giving herself an enema – at least according to Lohan: “Free fall (I probably shouldn’t of gone into a seated position for the fall) lol ????” In her defence is not that much effort and doesn’t require jumping off yachts onto her ass…she’s been raped figuratively by her family so hard that it manifested into a loose asshole…you know one that she’s cleaning out for her abusive fiancé and their makeup sex, that’s where he cums during herpes outbreaks, make up sex that they have probably already had since girl likes to keep things at a high intensity…it feels passionate…. I like that no one gives a fuck about her being abused in video, while everyone is boycotting Johnny Depp for boycotting his hooker…no one gives a fuck about a fat lohan…expect me.. I wouldn’t go as far as to say Lohan is Porno you should jerk off to, especially not now while barrel bellied, or fat as fuck and haggard, but she is the nostalgic porn worth giving another chance when bored, like revisiting an old crazy friend with great tits who was once magical before that magic was robbed from her but I believe she still has that spark and everyone deserves a little magic sometimes…. If I wanted to see Lohan get an Enema…I’d want it to be with my tongue… I guess this could be her throwing in the towel, building up the confidence to kill herself, doing some trial runs….at least that’s what the Russian will want us thinking, you know that it’s self inflicted and not some Natalie Wood situation when he loses his temper with her again…anyone who knows lohan knows it will be with pills.. I am still a fan. I still think she’s GOD. Perfection….and here are some dramatic bikini selfies to prove it.. The post Lohan Gives Herself an Enema or Practices Suicide of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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YesJulz…Please No Julz – Terrible Famewhore Staged Sex Tape of the Day

I didn’t want to post this video – because it’s a terrible sex tape of a terrible Miami based annoying as fuck “snapchat” personality, who isn’t really a snapchat personality, but has managed to trick the brands into thinking she is – because she annoyingly hangs out with rappers because she forces themselves on them – and made a business out of it – because no one wants to admit they are only kept around because they are whores that people can stick their dicks in… Well, it trying to push her brand – she’s staged a sex tape – that positioned her as a victim, and it hit the internet – as she wanted it to – and the rapper websites are talking about it – and I’d rather not being talking about it, or watching it…since she’s not hot and is a terrible, fully clothed, muslim lay, who makes terrible sounds and who even says OW and CUM NOW…because she’s just happy to let dudes in her and they are just happy to stick their dicks in her boring, sloppy, disgusting ass. It is my duty to post the sex tapes, even the ones that are so obvious, and I hope all her brand deals end – and she goes back to being the party slut in Miami she is…as a porn career isn’t really an option, but I guess being unqualified and pulling it off with idiots is her thing… Why did she film this moment? Weird.. The post YesJulz…Please No Julz – Terrible Famewhore Staged Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, but people find her funny, mainly Chelsea Handler… She’s just a sour, angry, bitchy and annoying mean girl – that pulls off her bitterness that she never became a successful actress by making fun of people… Now I make fun of people, but no one reads my site, I don’t have a TV show, I don’t make a spectacle of myself, and I don’t have an early acting career in cheesy “Blue” movies…failing at acting..forced to turn to comedy…and failing at comedy…forced to go to netflix who will take anyone – but first get topless, show off the implants as much as you can – because it’s all part of her show, her hustle, her “empowered woman”…”I have tits, check out my tits”… This is a promo for her show, so if you want to watch her show to see her tits, you can…it’s probably the best thing she has to offer…because they aren’t as old, washed up, or bitter tasting as she is… The post Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion/ Attention of the Day

Bella Hadid is in Vogue.. My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is knowing that when she was dating the Weeknd, not that any of these people actually date for anything but media coverage, he was getting his dick sucked by Toronto girls I am pretty sure sucked his dick and wouldn’t lie about it – because it was their taste of success…that shit gets them excited… My other favorite thing about her is that she’s just along for the ride, yet people are liking her better than her more annoying, more famous GIGI HADID.., the coattails this one rode to the top, like a jealous that her dad molested the sister complex that made her power through…and now is at the Vogue top – getting Vogue Covers…like an actual model, because she is an actual model, who are we to decide who a model is and who a model isn’t…she gets paid to have her pic taken, and sure that may not make sense, but it happens, she happens, and she is here…topless – with her fake nice tits…doing her rich family proud…not because this is what she needs to do to get that trust fund that she’ll never have to work again once she gets…she’s doing it for the glory, because she loves it, she wants it, she needs it, to validate her.. Prior to being a Vogue model- she worked at a Smoothie shop in Malibu, but her sister sold herself to the devil Jenner’s / Kardashians…and look at her now Ma, tits everywhere…in black and white so clearly it’s art…titty art… The post Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion/ Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day

Kaia Gerber is 14 or 15 years old…and they think she is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents….the parents who are Cindy Crawford and Gerber babyfood heir Randy Gerber… The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, her dad has a trust fund and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, for pervert marketers, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 17….back in the 90s Maybe mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…or maybe a celebrated daugher makes her feel good about herself, you know because she sees herself in her daughter, and her daughter is probably all about it because like all girls her age they need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated… It’s weird… Here she is for Teen Vogue…a new icon / leader in the making.. Here she is from instagram…. The post Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence… Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie… The fact is…she looks good…. Here are screenshots…. Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie… Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen… The post Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved… I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior… You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Really Working on her Ass Cheeks of the Day

Taylor Swift is on some PR hustle – because yesterday SHE WAS OUT IN LEGGINGS ROCKING THE MOST INSANE CAMELTOE SHE HAD TO NO SHE WAS ROCKING …. And today…she’s in little skimpy shorts – she’s pulling her cameltoe out of… And bother days…she’s been the fucking worst, a scam, a marketing machine who lies to her fans, and isn’t anything she pretends to be…because entertainment is deception designed to make people a lot of money in the process off the backs on insecure regulars… But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate her attempt to go from mousy weird girl – to busty girl who spends everyday in the gym doing squats…because lanky skinny girls building out a body to fuck the world with a they fuck the world and pretend the world is breaking their heart…when they don’t even have a heart..is exciting….but not that exciting…it’s still Taylor Swift…the devil… People are excited about this…I don’t get it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Really Working on her Ass Cheeks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Em Rat Cow doesn’t care about the United Nations, Philanthropic efforts, or anything related to doing good in the world…because if she did, she wouldn’t be a vapid, nude model, who flashes her tits to get followers… She’s like the Sugar baby on snapchat who just got a nose job from a dude who paid for her nose job, crying because she’s on meds and watching Syrian refugee videos… She’s out for her damn self, she thinks she matters, that she’s got talent, that she’s got more to offer the world…and the UN event was just a good way to get on a red carpet, a good way to get her tits out to the paparazzi, an a good angle to pretend she’s not a calculating, superfical scammer trying to scam…because she thinks she’s hot enough… Great tits though, tits for charity, even if intentions are for their damn self, are still tits… What a joker… The post Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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