I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian… The post Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Angry Wife Catches Cheating Husband… Crazed Guy Shot by Cops Cop Beats a Dude in Calgary Cop Dragged at Traffic Stop Firefighter Caught Under the Bridge Asian Escalator of the Day Police Chase of the Day Nice Cops – Nice Guy Gets Beat Spencer Tunick’s Naked Blue People…. The post Top Gets Ripped Off and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty mean to Kelly Brook, a lot of people would say that I am mean to all these bitches, and that instead of just letting them do their thing, I feel compelled to shit on them, and not because I have a feces / german scat fetish, but because I’m some angry impotent, small penis, loser who doesn’t leave my house and I am jealous girls like this won’t fuck me, or that girls in general won’t fuck me, even though I’m a miserably married man to an obese woman – and I think all I’m doing is calling out someone who makes a living, or barely a living but a living nonetheless, by putting herself out there, despite being 40, as a titty model like EMRata, who wants a legit career – you know take the tits to the mainstream or whatever… I lacked empathy when she had announced she was pregnant – and engaged and so happy a bunch of years ago, then was no longer pregnant and moving to LA to take her titty modeling to hollywood….I laughed and laughed at the “miscarriage” and really rode that storyline I call the ABORTION years… for absolutely no reason….but then I met UK Rugby players who told me a bunch of them fucked her and laughed and laughed about how fat she was – and I felt like I wasn’t so bad…I mean people who actually no her think she’s the worst and make fun of her…I’m just pointing out the obvious – and I only point out the obvious because people don’t seem to care when these big tits are also fat – it’s like big tits erase all flaws and hypnotize you into seeing just tits – and tits – is all she has – so it works out for her – it must she’s always got new boyfriends….like the slut she likely is… The post Big Girl Kelly Brook in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is one of the big tits from the bikini a day account on instagram – where a couple whores with nothing going on decided that if they wear a different bikini a day – they’d be able to get a huge following and essentially become a bikini blog where bikini companies and other beach related brands can pay them stupid money to promote nonsense to their fans of bikini loving perverts…. I don’t remember her name but I do appreciate her hustle, seeing as she has monster tits, I doubt it was much of a hustle, things sort of just fell into place, but I still appreciate simple minded things they work out for simple minded people.. The issue with these non models is that they are chubby, and what was once instant gram – posting pics of your life – turned into photoshopped photoshoots – all staged and fucking lame – It’s got to the point where every bitch just photoshops the fuck out of themselves using an app called Facetune, but the key is to not be too dramatic with it – otherwise it’s too obvious…and you don’t recognize in person…if you ever meet them in person you’re like “WTF Is that monster”….it’s really that bad….I’ve seen it… So some of these pics are their pictures – vs the paparazzi pics their papaprazzi friend she called because there is no way the paparazzi would know who the fuck these cunts are – pics at Miami SWIM WEEK – for science… What does she tune on her body? The post Bikini a Day Girls have a Bikini Facetune Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking.. Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things…. But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini.. It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one… We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant! VIDEO ONE! VIDEO TWO! The post Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits… She also wore a white dress – TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid showed off her breast implants – as the hotter HADID sister and not just because she takes big black cock and has dark hair…but because she’s not GIGI Hadid who is the fucking worst, overrated, not even hot…just a perfect entry point to leverage and coat tail ride so that you don’t have to hang out with the Kardashians who made them, but still get all the glory as the sister, and it’s sure better than working the health food shop to pretend she has a job like a contributing member to society – or the family…a hard worker keeping busy like her dad – despite her massive trust fund thanks to her dad….and now she’s out with her fake tits tits..these may be old, I don’t know, they are tits, great tits, I’ll stare… The post Bella Hadid Fake Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is the younger bootleg Charlotte McKinney which is pretty bootleg since Charlotte McKinney is pretty bootleg but was less bootleg than Joy, pure Jot, who used to hang out with her before she moved to Los Angeles…to be the sloppy tits everyone loves…. Well, Joy has moved from Florida to LA to make it and I guess being naked on horses running your vag on the coarse horse hair is the look and feel for shoots this season…desert is out. Cowboy is in…America….like shooting black people due to racism before they stage an uprising – another civil war – but hotter and more lovely… The post Joy Corrigan Strategic Mainstream Hipster Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact… Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way… The post Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
