Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, not broken or haggard yet – but still has red hair and exploitive parents still not quite at her peak and really could be just a splash in the pan we don’t remember – but there is still hope she gets one hit role to support her hit Instagram where she uses her tits to get hits in a subtle but obvious way – which will make the crash far more enjoyable…. But I don’t mind spending two seconds a day or less paying notice to her antics my life is dull and empty – might as well fill up on junk food like this…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Famewhore Bella Thorne is the New Lohan in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is fat. I don’t care how many strategic angles she poses from for her creepy fans who have been jerking off to her since she was 5 and on TV, that’s just how creeps work…I can tell where there are big tits – theer is a sloppy ass – and the chances of this one being any different is a one in a million chance that photoshop may make us think happened – but that reality definitely didn’t… I’ll still check it out there – seeing famous people do the instagram model is just so fucking odd to me….but it’s happening everywhere around us. The post Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Only in America…and I guess some Eastern european countries can a mom Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF….. I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive…. But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud… But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently… Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this….. The post Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel like I already posted some of these pics from some recent enough movie called MAMA – where Penelope Cruz has breast cancer and survives then hangs out one tittied with DICKs…at least that is what these screen grabs are telling me… I figure you probably like cancer ward patients because they aren’t strong enough to run from you, or maybe the lonely ones like your company and get you in on the will, or maybe terminally ill is your thing, some like to be first lovers de-virginizing, others like to be last lovers pre death….which also comes with little commitment….meaning you can’t get stuck with one of the clingers unless of course you give them hope to survive… Either way, Penelope Cruz, who I don’t think is that hot, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, proving she’s not that hot, because hot girls don’t fuck me, is playing a cancer survivor to get another Oscar, it’s the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty..,…but it may not have worked out – or got nominated – it came out a year ago – but I like to think we’ve all won a bit – because of the tit – that could be hers or could be prosthetic – which in either case is great – since nothing is real, fake is good enough… The post Penelope Cruz Cancer Tits from a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a photoshoot from when Miley Cyrus was in character – because she’s a method actor trained by Disney – who played the loud, crazy, drugged out, modern day hippie with a bush, who was always naked, that spoke to the new generation of drone followers who think they are suburban based artists, the Hot Topic of today’s generation – all naked all the time…. It is not the Miley Cyrus who has cashed the fuck in, faded out of the limelight, abandoned her brand and tour to live a little normalcy on her pile of money with her fiance from before she was the Miley Cyrus we loved… But I guess the photographers she worked with still have outtakes of her – and some of these are never released….and as annoying as all Disney kids are, there’s something magical about seeing Miley, Disney Star, naked…she just figured it out and executed her lie so on point…it was almost promising, inspiring and made me hopeful of a better tomorrow in a world filled with shit content… The post New / Old Miley Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom… Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to… We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit… Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits… The post Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard….. Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Munn posted these staged selfie bikini shoot pics for her fans – a group of people she manipulated HARD – thanks to being on some NERD show – Talking NERD shit – back when NERDS watched TV – in a NERD era – when NERDS were all the rage – and NERDS mattered…. It allowed her to get into hollywood movies, through proper navigation – now this…From zero to fucking hero…created by her fans…not all that hot – but clever enough to manipulate the world into giving her what she wants – so that she can afford the luxury of sitting by a pool in selfie bikini shoots… Good hustle deserves reward…so stare at her photoshopped body – and love it like she wants you to… The post Olivia Munn Has Pulled Off the Scam of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This just in….Ugly Betty….is Still Ugly….and she’s wearing a bikini…but still ugly…but in a bikini…so I’ll look…it comes with having no standards..and loving all women – even the worst women to look at…my instinct is to try to walk in and finger bang her when she’s drunk at a college frat party and claim she wanted it because she’s ugly and wants all male attention that comes her way because it is so rare!! #RapeCulture. Jokes. Jokes…From what I remember from the weird indy film she was in, she’s actually a good actress and she is from an era where you had to be good to get a show of your own, especially when you were ugly, so ugly that you marketed yourself as ugly and owned being ugly, when there was no such thing as being body positive…something I hate…you plus sized models and your breeding confidence in women who shouldn’t be confident… I fucking love bikinis on any monster, but even more when it is on unassuming, called herself ugly for a lot of money, embraced it so that she can run off an be on a beach – because her bank account allows it! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ugly Betty – Still Ugly of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter wearing short shorts….while someone takes a pic of her ass is a pretty weird photo to put out to the internet, probably one only a child star who’s family robbed her from her youth in order to cash the fuck in would understand, especially when the chubby starlet in question, the one who’s ass isn’t even a good chubby ass, but more the sunken and sad chubby ass, despite being 18 years old, and people are more interested in her because of the tits, or lack of tits from cutting off her tits, but still has tits because her hormones are all janky like an 11 year old getting her period early thanks to being from a broken home…only richer. The post Ariel Winter Booty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
