Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it… They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams… Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs… If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked.. The post Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun.. But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face…. Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into… The post Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead… So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to… It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay.. I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photographer, who I assume is popular on instagram, named Chadwick Tyler ..did this Hipster Fashion Porn shoot with a girl named Ali Michael, who at one point in time was about to be a hugely famous model, but she weight 105 lbs, which was too fat for fashion, before fashion decided to only hire these instagram famous girls who are pushing 130, and have parents who pay the brand to give their little babies the chance to live the dream…I call it the Super Sweet Sixteen era of brats having parents get them anything…even modeling jobs and social media fame…thanks to the ability to hiring the best of pulicists.. Well, it turns out that model Ali Michael has decided to go down the softcore erotica route, because even if packaged as “art”…or “who cares, it’s just a nude body”…and I absoultely agree, I don’t care. I love nudity, I’ve been doing this site for over a decade and always posted nudity that I didn’t think was porn, alienating myself and turning down branded ad campaigns, all because I though nudity wasn’t worth penalizing, and in my activist, lazy activist, way…this was my protest…only to tell anyone I meet, “it’s not a porn site, if this is porn you get off to, you’re fucked up”…not that that makes me more money, or gives me more credibility, but I say it anyway… But this shoot is pushing it…I mean it’s no spread pussy, no labia, theoretically just tits…packaged as art, because dude put a black and white filter on it…to make it more dramatic…and in my opinion lame…I only like black and white when shot on film because it was cheaper to process for the starving snapshot photographer before digital…in an era where dude sat and removed color to be artsy…and in and of itself that’s lame… What isn’t lame is that he has some dumb mode buying into it…on all fours in panties…and maybe this will go viral and get her acting jobs like she was Emrata, but I think it’s more a shoot that requires more penis penetration…why go half way..when you cross that line into pornography…just own it… The post Ali Michael Hipster Fashion Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what Selena Gomez was originally designed to be, I am assuming the live action Dora the Explorer, I mean it is an internationally huge fucking brand, and it’d be worth investing the 100 millions of dollars in creating the AI version, especially if you can put in out there in the meantime and make it make movies and produce songs…because when your AI makes money, you make the money… What I am saying is, there’s no way that Selena Gomez is a real person..that face is all Muppet…her position in the world…so artifical…her paparazzi pics with her new boyfriend, some possibly gay, she’s into the possibly gay, swimwear sales men, who I’m sure is rich..because even AI bitches love rich dudes.. Hollywood is bullshit, but it is not all bad, but sometimes there are people who are everything wrong with the industry..and that person is Selena Gomez..but at least her dress is easy to clean up after you cum all over it, or piss on her, a feature the Disney engineers programmed into her, because why not make you’re AI a urinal if you can…Nerds love Secret features.. The post Selena Gomez is Disney’s Creepiest Animatronic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl… Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height.. Good ass though.. The post Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl… Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height.. Good ass though.. The post Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne who just turned 18, despite looking like she’s 40…something I like to attribute to her being 40… I just assume she’s from some River Phoenix type weird cult hippie family, with a dozen kids, all of whom were thrown into acting in Hollywood…to finance the hippie family life…the other two made valiant efforts Dani and Kali, but the prized hen was this one…. Who has now gone to snapchat to show you a topless pic that isn’t topless enough, but it’s a start because she’s just turned “18”….has still be whoring forever thanks to parents with a dream of a good life…so she knows to ease into the nipple pics to maximize excitement, anticipation from her fans….that I call creepy dads forced to watch Nickelodeon…by their kids.. The post Bella Thorne’s Nude in Bed Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
