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Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes… She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch… The post Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is… The post Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself… To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for a Bikini Company of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model – who is being rented out to some other brand, because either Victorias Secret owns this bikini company thanks to running all the factories in China, or maybe they just know if they get their girl in every campaign they’ll be promoting their own brand…because the model and Victoria’s Secret is interchangeable…fucking the brand using her on both fucking ends… And what it comes down to is that all bikini pics are worth looking at, but not all bikini pics are created equally…there are bikini pics you can jerk off to, of girls you had a crush on posted to social media…with their rocking Yoga bodies…and there are bikini pics of young celebs on vacation…but the whole catalog pic…even when the girl has a rocking body is dull…but you can see that for yourself… HERE The post Josephine Skriver for a Bikini Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass.. It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass… Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing.. The post Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day

Nothing like watching two chicks, who are both equally crazy, terrifying, angry, charged up and full of testosterone, in what you shouldn’t find hot, but do find hot, because they are fit, strong, all while having vaginas… who I guess areabout to kill each other in the modified “Jello Wrestling” legitimized….as UFC…not to discount that these girls can fight, or that fighting isn’t feminine, but that you and I both know…is selling tickets because it turns dudes on…it all comes down to sex… The post Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Layne for Urban Outfitters Lingerie of the Day

I though the people who shopped at Urban Outfitters would be more into buying used dresses at the thrift store and sewing them into panty-like things..you know to really convince themselves that they are hip as fuck and not into the commercialization in this capitalist world… Or, they’d shop at Victoria’s Secret, the middle of the road mall brand underwear shop, because they just like Urban Outfitters because it makes them look “Coachella”…and that’s so in right now.. Or…they wear Calvin Klein underwear with waistbands like men’s underwear…because it’s a throwback to the 90s…crop top era we’ve already seen, and/or genderbending.. Either way…this lingerie looks like it smells like Body Odor, Vegan cooking, and menstrual cups…. The only thing good about it is potential bush…and I love bush. The post Lauren Layne for Urban Outfitters Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day

Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them… Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples… The post ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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