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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Girl In China – Because Her Boyfriend Dumped Her and Other Video of the Day

Wife VS CHeating Husband’s Car – She’s a Weak Weak Bitch.. Apparently – this Pug crawled into the garbage from under the sink…because Pugs Love Food Racist in VIrgina Loves His Local Muslims… Wild Boar Attack in Turkey Florida Naked Robber Arabs Having Sex with Goats – Caught on Drone Things to do while waiting in traffic Chemical Plant Explosion in China – Where You’d think THings were more regulated Security Guard with Fast Reflexes In Store Fight of the Day Otter Wants Food Audio of the Attack at the Concert in France….This is Terrifying The post Naked Girl In China – Because Her Boyfriend Dumped Her and Other Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked… I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl… And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t… The post Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex… It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex.. I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb. The post Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day

I wonder if this family draw straws at Sunday dinner to see which one of them gets to be the naked, braless, hard nippled, bare ass, fat assed whore drawing in attention….and which one gets to take a few weeks off to get their plastic surgery and to recover and let it set… It’s like there are so many of them, there’s this constant flow of content that is being put out there on rotation…it’s never fucking ending….and the only hope is that the flimsy world we live in, turns on them and loses interest, but in order for that to happen, a new family with 12 offspring, something only a whore mother’s vagina can handle, because she’s that commited to whoring, that she’s figured out how to mainstream the whoring…taking it from doing it for rich guys, to doing it for the world….and that level of whore desperation is hard to come by…meaning there is very little competition….meaning we’re stuck with these cunts…and their disgusting…everything… But they make money, and I guess that’s the American dream… Look how much the kids like Kylie 1 and Kylie 2 Jenner…. A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Nov 17, 2015 at 11:43pm PST The post Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day

Thora Birch is the mid 30s actress you’v enever heard of….because she hasn’t done anything in the last 10 years…but if you’re an old pervert, or a hipster obsessed with the 90s, dressing like you’re on the fucking Cosby show, you’ll remember her as the child star in movies like Hocus Pocus and some other shit…. Then she hit puberty and became the star of a lot of independent films, that brought new life to Hollywood, before totally being back burnered for blockbuster, actor driven garbage we have today… So she was the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in America Beauty because she wasn’t the alien headed American Pie chick…or the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in Ghost World because she wasn’t Scarlett Johansson…you know the awkward other girl…with the tits… Well, I guess she’s making a comeback, because why else would she be in this magazine, and really the only picture worth looking at is the one in the granny panty diaper…spread legged looking awkard and doughy…with some tit… Take it in, welcome her back…via masturbation like she was still that 13 year old girl you had a crush on in that Hocus Pocus porn…because you’re weird… The post Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day

Here are a couple of models named Henriett Barabas and Teresa Dilger….for a French Magazine, for France….because in the event you didn’t know, there was a pretty deadly attack on the heavily racist city….that could also be seen as infidels because of shitty security measures as those socialists barely work, or because they celebrity good life, good nudity, good tits, good sex, good food, good wine, good party…all pretty pretentious… Even their men’s magazines, like LUI, it’s not porn, it’s a men’s site, and this is a shoot that isn’t porn, it’s a men’s site, it’s not porn, it is product placement for a Jewelry company…and there are a few extreme close-ups on the jewelry…to get that point across because they only way to get men at a Men’s magazine to notice Jewelry is by throwing in some tits…. The post Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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