Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage… I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up.. Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me… Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird… I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right.. The post Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Classy Chick Fight Florida Arrest of the Day Bull Pulls Pants… Teacher Negotiates With Students…Fails… Floor of the Day Tourettes Dude Waterfall Accident Cement Truck VS WOman – Spoiler Alert – Women Always Lose… Woman Gives Birth on China Air Church Masturbation of the Day The post Serial Butt Grabber on Loose in Canada and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I just assume “Tim” was a surly, angry, gay who possibly woke up on the wrong side of the anal sex this morning…because he is a flight attendant or as I call them “Stewardess”…and this story is ridiculous… After this girl didn’t hear Tim (flight attendant in aisle) ask her to move to let someone by near the front of the plane, he raised his voice, which surprised and upset her. She apologized to him, took her seat in front of me, but then called another attendant over to say Tim had been rude to her. Tim saw this and had her thrown off the flight! Afterward about 20 of us grabbed the pilot at the gate to complain, this shear number shows Tim was way out of line and was just being an ass. USAir/American Flight 408, October 11, 2015. The girl was in seat 20F. Don’t fly these airlines!! Tim is a power tripping chubby bitch….but keep in mind US AIR is the worst fucking airline in the US AIR.. It kinda reminds me of this rat killing a pigeon… The post Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show I don’t watch, but that everyone watches, because when things go viral the world participates…and most importantly all you dragon and wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin loser….in all your social awkwardness…fucking love….because nerd culture is mainstream… I know that ever since I found out fantasy existed, probably at the age of 5 in shitty books, shitty movies, shitty video games, I knew…it was some bullshit weirdness….then I saw Sci/Fi fantasy clubs at the college level who played Magic the Gathering…and had sword battles in the park like 7 year olds at the age of 30, because it gives them a way to socialize and that works for their aspergers… It’s always made made me uncomfortable…even though I run a blog and that in and of itself is as virgin loser as I guy can get , even though it gets me pussy…but unfortunately not Emilia CLarke pussy…pussy that is relatively uneventful, but when stripped down for Esquire…is good enough for me…and definitely good enough for the nerds who have already married her in some at home ceremony on some software they coded…because that’s how nerds are….unless they see this as her being gratuitous and slutty and sharing the soul mate they created makes them mad…because you know at least one nerd threw his laptop or computer screen after jerking off to this…screaming “HARLOT”….and I fucking love Harlots…I’m not a Harlot SHamer…I say…MORE LINGERIE…because I’m not a Lingerie Shamer either… The post Emilia Clarke for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, this is an essay that Jennifer Lawrence wrote about gender inequality in pay scale in Hollywood, even though she’s currently the highest paid actress in Hollywood, and we can all agree that actors as a whole, are all over paid and in the grand scheme of the world…that is the actual inequality… What they do is not worth the money they get paid, the budgets are set and the pay scale high, so that the producers brokering and getting fiancning for their movie get their 10% of the budget off the top, so if dude is behind a 100,000,000 dollar movie, he needs to justify that 100,000,000 dollars so that he can take his 10 percent before production even starts…meaning just setting up the deal…makes him 10,000,000 dollars…before even filming…and that’s why they pay actors a ton of money…because it allows a movie that should otherwise cost a million, that they’d make 100,000 off the top…make them so much more…and I guess it makes sense because they make product and sell product and people buy into the product…so why not let the actors have a cut?…. I say, because they are all talentless hacks that are interchangeable, and that I would argue could be anyone in any given movie.. Anyway, to see a girl who gets paid too much complaining because the studios put more value on the male talent, like a male pornstar who complains because the studios put more value on the female talent…is just bullshit…even if she addresses just how it’s not relatable because she’s already made so much money…but still an issue for her because she’s not getting paid the same as the costars… The fact is, we don’t live in communism, if the producer says “I have 1,000,000 for you, take it or leave it”…take it or fucking leave it…and if they say “I have 3,000,000 for Brad Cooper because he won’t take 1,000,000 and we really want him”….who fucking cares… WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ABSURD PAY DAYS… Fuck these pieces of shit on all fronts, pay them 60,000 dollars which is SAG minimums….and still make great fucking movies, because there are equally talented people willing to take that and if it’s a good fucking movie…people will see it… I say, take the money out of the actors hands…give it to the fucking writers…directors and the people who actually make the movie what it is…not the on screen bullshit.. Either way, here’s her opinion…that I think is worth reading because it’s a joke…on all fronts..shut the fuck up and act puppet with hot tits… When Lena first brought up the idea of Lenny to me, I was excited. Excited to speak to Lena, who I think is a genius, and excited to start thinking about what to complain about (that’s not what she pitched me, it’s just what I’m gonna do). When it comes to the subject of feminism, I’ve remained ever-so-slightly quiet. I don’t like joining conversations that feel like they’re “trending.” I’m even the asshole who didn’t do anything about the ice-bucket challenge — which was saving lives — because it started to feel more like a “trend” than a cause. I should have written a check, but I fucking forgot, okay? I’m not perfect. But with a lot of talk comes change, so I want to be honest and open and, fingers crossed, not piss anyone off. It’s hard for me to speak about my experience as a working woman because I can safely say my problems aren’t exactly relatable. When the Sony hack happened and I found out how much less I was being paid than the lucky people with dicks, I didn’t get mad at Sony. I got mad at myself. I failed as a negotiator because I gave up early. I didn’t want to keep fighting over millions of dollars that, frankly, due to two franchises, I don’t need. (I told you it wasn’t relatable, don’t hate me). But if I’m honest with myself, I would be lying if I didn’t say there was an element of wanting to be liked that influenced my decision to close the deal without a real fight. I didn’t want to seem “difficult” or “spoiled.” At the time, that seemed like a fine idea, until I saw the payroll on the Internet and realized every man I was working with definitely didn’t worry about being “difficult” or “spoiled.” This could be a young-person thing. It could be a personality thing. I’m sure it’s both. But this is an element of my personality that I’ve been working against for years, and based on the statistics, I don’t think I’m the only woman with this issue. Are we socially conditioned to behave this way? We’ve only been able to vote for what, 90 years? I’m seriously asking — my phone is on the counter and I’m on the couch, so a calculator is obviously out of the question. Could there still be a lingering habit of trying to express our opinions in a certain way that doesn’t “offend” or “scare” men? A few weeks ago at work, I spoke my mind and gave my opinion in a clear and no-bullshit way; no aggression, just blunt. The man I was working with (actually, he was working for me) said, “Whoa! We’re all on the same team here!” As if I was yelling at him. I was so shocked because nothing that I said was personal, offensive, or, to be honest, wrong. All I hear and see all day are men speaking their opinions, and I give mine in the same exact manner, and you would have thought I had said something offensive. I’m over trying to find the “adorable” way to state my opinion and still be likable! Fuck that. I don’t think I’ve ever worked for a man in charge who spent time contemplating what angle he should use to have his voice heard. It’s just heard. Jeremy Renner, Christian Bale, and Bradley Cooper all fought and succeeded in negotiating powerful deals for themselves. If anything, I’m sure they were commended for being fierce and tactical, while I was busy worrying about coming across as a brat and not getting my fair share. Again, this might have NOTHING to do with my vagina, but I wasn’t completely wrong when another leaked Sony email revealed a producer referring to a fellow lead actress in a negotiation as a “spoiled brat.” For some reason, I just can’t picture someone saying that about a man. Jennifer Lawrence is an Academy Award–winning actress. I still think her best work is her SEXTS… The post Jennifer Lawrence’s Essay on Gender Inequality in Hollywood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Question of the day…. Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains? Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete… And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her.. So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora dressed like a mermaid because she want’s you to think she’s some kind of majestic….mystical….mythical.. Siren… You know the kind of half fish, half woman to seduce your pirate ass… When really the only thing Siren about her is the fishy smell coming out of her cunt…because all the rich and famous executives and producers she’s had sex with…didn’t require much seduction…they saw young tits, and were like, ok…here’s a deal… But let her pretend…she’s not some gutter street level hooker…but rather something with a bigger purpose…because she can.. Here are some pics for her snapchats… Here she is leaving a hotel..in a weird spandex outfit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora is a Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature… Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret… What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get… The post Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the LOL of the day…. First…fat girls who get cast as regular sized models..and not plus sized models even though she’s huge.hitting the gym..because she probably never has hit the gym…unless there was an all you can eat buffet attached to it.. Bitch is a rich model…but is looking like they are Roseanne at the peak of her fatness on the way to make a tuna casserole in her trailer park home…rocking her fitness gear from Target because it’s all she can afford, it makes her feel fit, and a medium is very forgiving… The reality of it is is that it is a joke on another level too…and that level is how funny it is to watch fat people to work out, and sure she’s not working out here, even though she’s probably burning more calories than her actual workout, by walking a block…lazy bitch…but the idea of her trying to do jumping jacks or squats..is just hysterical..som eclown car level funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Fashion industry is such a fucking joke… It’s a scam to trick rich people to feel they need to buy overpriced sweatshop garbage…they call “art”…and “self expression”… And they cast hookers, legit fucking hookers, who only date rich and famous dudes because they are hookers, they just get paid more than a typical stripper to increase their stock price…so their hooking can land the richest guy possible… But there’s so many nipples in fashion…so joke or not…nipples.. Vogue had a 95th anniversary party to celebrate a scamming industry for close to a century…and the owners of Conde Nast who own Vogue probably weren’t even at the event…yet all these cunts were…some of whom..including Rihanna…and Zoe Kravitz and some other topless model…showed their tits… FASCINATING TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Model Tits at the Vogue 95th Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
