I don’t remember who Carla Gugino is… But her titties are in the sand… So that makes her a real somebody to me… I think she may be in the This reminds me of this video…the best video to have happened today… The post Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture… I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that…. But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair…. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway… The post Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Bella Thorne turns 18 in the next couple of days…so she’s given the general public, her fans, the gang of perverts who love busty redheads especially when they are underage…a solid Autumn inspired turtleneck, that may remind you of the 80s, when you were in high school, and the best tit days were turtle neck tit days, because if you’re a fan of Bella Thorne and a male, I am going to assume you were in high school in the 80s, she’s just that kind of character… Either way, she’s dressed autumnal for you to try to auto felate yourself before realizing your belly is too big and sitting all day makes you lack the flexibility you need to reach your micro penis…or you could just auto-asphyxiate yourself while staring at this…because you’re sexual predator ass doesn’t need to live… 6 Days left to maximize her underage appeal…and I assume she’ll milk it as much as her parents milked her to live the family fame dream they tried running through with their kids, because I guess they didn’t like work…and this one stuck…so October 8, may be their most dreaded day…because they won’t be collecting her paycheck anymore, unless they’ve manipulated her properly, and I’m sure they have….all stage parents do… The post Bella Thorne Big Teen Tits are Autumnal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now… She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits… Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot.. The post Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of… That said: The steps so far have been: 1-3 Model Legs…. HERE 4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE 5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE 6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status…. All this to say, who takes care of her kid? CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess having sex with Adam Levine, who you may know as the worst fucking thing to ever happen in entertainment, music, TV, life….makes you the fucking worst….because you’re encourage that dancing monkey and making him think he’s as important and good looking as his mom always made him feel…and thus the woman behind the man I hate…makes you the woman I hate…and dead to me.. Doesn’t make you dead to the rest of the world, and brands like Victoria’s Secret and whatever this is, will exploit you because of your celebrity connection and eager model willing to get naked because you’re clearly a half retard immigrant that is easily impressed….even if I think they should pretend you don’t exist… The post Behati Prinsloo Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natasha Poly, model who was destined to be Russian bride, who was destined to work in the webcam industry before being sold off to a brothel in the Ukraine, or Cyprus, or wherever the russian hookers are sent in the sex trade before a fat American buys them as a wife…but who went off course… I blame the fall of communism… But the good news for her is that modeling wsa more lucrative and it allowed her to marry some Dutch billionaire who she had babies with…because it secured her communist claws into the good life…and she still grabs her tits in magazines…because Russians may not have souls, but they are hard working and focused on not losing what they’ve managed to scam… TO SEE NATASHA POLY AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff doesn’t only have thick, sturdy, hockey ex-wife legs used to take the whole team to build morale… She’s also got nipples that her babies, including her spoiled brat man-child husband who you know cheated on her all the time on the road, as these Athletes do…probably sucked on…nipples that you probably wish you could suck on…but never will because she’s too busy for you, her super fan….because you’re creepy and she’s out getting botox and being a billionaire… These things happen. CLCK HERE – TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER LOOKIN’ HOT – CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Nipple for FB of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .