If you don’t like that – here’s the longest town name in the UK If you don’t like that – here’s a man killing a mouse I assume he tried sticking in his ass Here’s a Dude Getting his Medicinal Marijuana Stolen… The post Current Mood and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Sep 9, 2015 at 3:26am PDT Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift.. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day… But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face… The post Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams… But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking.. IF YOU”RE INTO BIKE SEATS -> ENTER OUR STATE BICYCLE COMPANY -> WIN A FREE BIKE CONTEST CLICK HERE The post Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby… That said, Ashley Benson is chubby… Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter. But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics.. The post Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE … Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt… That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago… Fame Whoring… The post Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel bores me… I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing…. Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting… The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off… So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel… What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck… So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body…. The post Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Corrie Lejuwaan has model tits…that she’s showing for some photographer named Mario Kroes…. She’s not just an instagram model, she’s a signed model, with modeling agencies you’ve never heard of, but that are still modeling agencies, that allows these girls to be “I’m a signed model”…even if she’s only made 20,000 dollars or less in her lifetime modeling….thanks to modeling agenies signing everyone…even girls who don’t do the artistic fashion nudes..to get noticed or a following….but who do fuck rich people, and do trashy nudes for their instagram… Every girl is a model now, even fat girls…which is pretty fucking lame, diluting what was once a magical thing, but it still involved egotistical, vain girls posing…just way fucking more of them…and I guess the more the merrier..I guess….who needs these girls holding normal jobs, or being forced into porn to fill their need for male attention…right… The post Corrie Lejuwaan Model Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is probably one of the worst ads ever….it’s Kendall Jenner walking around in a period friendly outfit…and it’s the worst…but not as bad as her sister Kylie, who’s been posting pics of fat chicks and mutant chicks on her instagram to appear to be a supporter of all people, anti bullying nonsense, because I guess it diverts from her being a young whore, who fucks an older black dude whole on her quest of being a whore…all while looking like a 45 year old whore…thanks to the whore family’s make up artist…. I guess that has nothing to do with this Jenner, but I mean they do share the same Dad who is a Mom and mom who is sent from hell to sell them off to the world for profit….and despite handing those issues while counting all their money differenty…they are still the same pile of shit that will end in a drug overdose at 50 when people actually don’t care about them….and their pile of money seems less exciting.. The post Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .