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State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast…. Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company… So that YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike… So CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE I said: YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE The post State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast…. Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company… So that YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike… So CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE I said: YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE The post State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits. I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark… But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics… The post Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits. I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark… But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics… The post Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them… That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way… It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind…. I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later… Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world… The post Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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X-Factor Caroline Flack Nipple of the Day

Caroline Flack is either a X-Factor host, or contestant.. As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic.. So trying to come up with an angle other than “she’s showing her nipple for attention because everyone is a fame whore”…is a waste of my time… But looking at her nipple, even for 2 seconds, just to remind you that girls still post topless pics, and sneak their nipple in to get coverage, still exists…and maybe, just maybe that excites you. That said, she looks like Bruce Jenner. The post X-Factor Caroline Flack Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”… Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway? I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home… It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies… The post Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits… It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it… And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel.. And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now… TO SEE HILARY DUFF IN A BIKINI and LOOKING HOT CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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