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Scarlett Johansson in Leather Leggings of the Day

Scarlett Johansson wore leather pants, and despite not being a Scarlett Johansson fan…I find her dumpy, uninteresting, not even that hot or beautiful…and really not a great actress or really interesting personality at all…you know someone who just kind of faked it to the top…and stayed there for awhile playing the exact same person over and over again…only to get married twice, knocked up once… But for some reason, I reason I call unbreathable fabrics…and new mom vagina secretions…I am fascinated as to what these pants smell like…and that is enough reason for me to post the pic…because her mom ass, on it’s on…definitely is not… The post Scarlett Johansson in Leather Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day

Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it… She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40… So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything… The post Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy…. Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits… The post Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers… Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck… I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters.. The post More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute… But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diddy’s Banned 3 Am Ad with Cassie Tit of the Day

Diddy strategically made a commercial with his girlfriend who we can assume he cheats on and who is just on his payroll..because I know girls who have fucked DIddy in his apartment…when his twin babies were in another apartment in the same building….with their baby momma who he was “dating” or marrid to at the time…before Cassie got into the mix…of being the hot as fuck girl..who knows if she fucks with Diddy the world opens up to her…and if that means stroking his head at night liek the girl I know who fucked diddy used to do…it’s better than working at Walgreens…. Either way, the ad is banned, Cassie is slutty in it…and looks awesome and that’s good marketing…because I never talk about Diddy, throw in some tits..and here I fucking am… The post Diddy’s Banned 3 Am Ad with Cassie Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day

I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker…. I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there… So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is…. I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed… Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out… The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”… People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY E-COMM PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive… Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke… I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone… Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body.. The post Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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