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Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN The post Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world… Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts.. The post Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an amazing model named Sonya Gorelova who I have barely heard of…I just know she’s from the Ukraine and fucking amazing… I don’t know if she’s as bight as the Ukrainian Sandwich making fox I posted earlier, but she’s still a fox…a fox that has taken the route of fashion model, rather than sex worker on webcam like the other Ukrainians all thanks to being tall… Unless I am wrong about her, and she’s actually like a Joanna Krupa, who was raised in the USA from the age of 2…but pretends she’s Polish because it’s good for marketing…when really she’s just some Chicago hooker who hangs with rich guys… I am too lazy to dig deeper into Sonya..but if she was in front of me…I would probably try to get deeper into Sonya Gorelova…it’s just the natural progression of our relationship, first I fall in love, then we make love…otherwise it throws off the momentum…I figure if you put it out to the universe it will happen…and by put it out to the universe I mean staring at these pics to see if my penis eventually moves… The post Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know… Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life… Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say : “What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.” Pics: The post Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner, the Mr Potato head 17 year old, who keeps modifying her face, ass, stomach and body to turn into an instagram hoochie video vixen…that has an audience for some weirdo fucking reason I call fat ethnically ambigious ass…which makes sense because I call these girls “Not Quite Kim Kardashians”…and Kylie is the closest “Not Quite Kim Kardashian”….since genetically they crawled out of the same monster womb…. Either way, you can see her black man loving teen vag in these shorts…thanks to her good mother…and great fashion trends the youth are picking up… The post Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring… I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples…. I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits… The post Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on April 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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