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Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me… Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume… I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits… The post Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At the core of who I am, I am totally against 44 year old women, at least as sexual objects….or as a concept…. I feel like sex appeal ends at 30…so throw them into marriage and kids and all that other horrible shit… But in practice, the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, and realize how shitty the “lie” they’ve been told all their lives is…can be hot… The having kids and a job, means no time to annoy the fuck out of any dude they are dating, because they did all that and it worked out horrible, so now they just want to fuck…. Not to mention their years of experience in a fucking maariage means that they have either explored to keep things exciting, or fantasized to keep things exciting when they masturbating, so they enter an affair with open mind and body… The unfortunate thing is that open body is sometimes too open, because the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but if you get a good one, she does kegels, got her pussy sewed up after the kid, and hasn’t fucked forever thanks to marriage… Sure they are still in their 40s and their pussies may smell like an old folks home from the stagnant air no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into.. and no matter how good they look in them….they are still old as fuck… But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married…. Here are some pics of her topless for Madame Figaro… The post Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton’s Nipslip of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton was not at Coachella, because she’s 35 and over it… But there was a time when Mischa Barton was Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virginss… I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…which is really where she peaked…. She’s a survivor…because there was a point in time she really looked like she was going to die..then she got really fat….and now she’s back…for Coachella, not at Coachella, with nipples…because she’s a human and humans have nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton’s Nipslip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnna Rimes took a pic of herself bent over in a bikini…and I felt it was appropriate based on her level of classy whore from the south who fell off the rails and took her money to make herself into some kind of bootleg stripper looking housewife homewrecker… She reminds me of every stripper trying to seduce me ass up posed over the bar pretending to order a drink..only the instagram version.. You know the kind of girl who acts like she wants to get raped, and you figure you can’t rape the willing so it’s not rape, only for her to charge you with rape…the worst… The post LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Walks Into Freeway in Heels of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a crazy video of a stipid girl in San Diego who I guess was driving home drunk and her car either broke down…or she was too drunk to realize that she didn’t put the key in properly…but bitch acts like she’s pulled over on the side of the road in a small town…and not the fucking freeway… Either way, she continues to be a crazy person, while the news crew is there and freaking out on her trying to save her….but sometimes some people deserve to die because they are fucking idiots… The reality is she could have killed someone…and for that, I hope she gets prison time… If you don’t like, here’s a spring breaker dealing with a Manatee… The post Drunk Girl Walks Into Freeway in Heels of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uma Thurman in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a very unflattering picture of Uma Thurman’s stomach coming out of the water…hard nippled in a bikini…but at least it distracts from her scary man hands that if you google, you will see….and imagine giving you a handjob because it’s not gay if the man hands are connected to a vagina… That said, I’ve never found Uma Thurman hot..but who cares what I think, it’s not like I made decisions that impact people’s careers or anything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Uma Thurman in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TaviTheBabe is an instagram senseation who isn’t really an instagram sensation at all, because she hasn’t quite hit yet, but she is trying, and that’s good enough for me… TaviTheBabe is local montreal model who I don’t think lives in montreal and who I never met when she did live in Montreal…but who I have met randomly and she was lovely enough to invite to sleep over… The saddest thing about TaviTheBabe is that our love never happened, she’s never slept over…even though there’s little else to do in Montreal during the deep freeze…than sleep over…you see because I believe there could have been a bright future for us…vacationing, weekending, doing the things people in love do…all in my own backyard… The happiest thing about TaviThebabe is that she’s got a fucking magical ass, that doesn’t look magical at first glance but as soon as her pants come off, it’s like the roundest, firmest, fittest looking thing you could ever really dream of… Which brings me back to the saddest thing about TaviTheBabe, and that is that that ass has never chipped my tooch…making me the saddest motherfucker…around….literally… I mean what kind of girl brands herself as “TheBabe”…I mean obviously one who has been overly encouraged but more importantly..one who sure as fuck thinks she’s too good to sleep with you…even if she’s not…her ass probably is…enjoy. Pics by KAZIM GUNYAR The post TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia…. Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out… So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too… The post Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa has always been a bottom feeder looking for attention. I think I first heard about her in the early 2000s when she was getting featured in Maxim and FHM and the other men’s magazines before the internet really took off….because she was hot….and probably affordable… I assume she worked she turned 30, panicked, realized that being a sugar baby wasn’t rewarding enough, and that her modeling wasn’t paying the fucking bills, so she got up on some Dancing with the Stars shit, and made a career out of it…leveraged that to sugar babying for a TV show about Sugar Babies…taking her to another level of fame….because of that TV stamp of approval…and now…that show’s been cancelled and she’s back to figuring out how to get noticed, and I guess hard nipples is a good enough start…I mean it got me talking about Joanna KRupa and I don’t give a fuck about her…so maybe other people who don’t care…will start to care…who knows… I just know she’s looking for attention…because that’s what she does…and even crazier…this is from a movie she is in…a fucking movie…reminding us that there is no talent or quality in Hollywood anymore..they’ll cast anyone. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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