Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but instead got cast as a model and sold off to Euro soccer players as their possible beard… But she is my kind of Russian because she’s either a sugar baby or sex worker in her own right…but more importantly, because she’s positioned herself as an actual model…she’s become famaous as fuck and is making her money…and the reality is…she’s hot as fuck while doing it… That’s all that really matters…in these bikini in Mexico paparazzi pics…shes’ amazing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk’s Bikini in Mexico of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LeAnn Rimes is interesting, but not that interesting, because none of these girls are interesting, but she’s in a bathing suit, which is interesting, but not that interesting, it’s just entertaining to see a 30 something chick posting pics of herself in a bikini for dudes to jerk off to…especially one who was so devoted to the Church, the south, and making good old wholesome music while dressed like some like of Pilgrim or Mormon…. Only for her true homewrecking slut whore with fake tits turning all hollywood to overpower that country music bitch facade…and I am perfectly fine with the fall of a wholesome girl lie, for her true whore colors to shine through….because true whore colors are more fun. I just find it funny that her people still buy into her bullshit..but I guess they buy into religion…and are loyal to that bullshit…so it makes sense… The post LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The world is getting fatter and fatter, so if you’re a marketer, you’re probably better off using fat chicks, now that they are the norm instead of the overly skinny chick that no one can relate to…at least not fat chicks… As someone who has historically hated fat chicks, mainly because I married a fat chick, who got fatter and fatter as the years went on, to the point where I have to wiper her ass so that she doesn’t stain or already stained couch…I have a reason for it… Fat, is the slow suicide, that we all know will end in premature death, but in my wife’s case, it is not premature enough… SO instead of encouraging fitness, or health, throw in the fucking towel, and say “Love your body, we’ve all gotta die sometime, why not enough your time here, eating cake, because you can thanks to lingerire that fits”… Now, I’m not against fat girls, they fuck the best, suck the best, and are easy…and availbale…because they hate themselves even when they celebrate themselves…in what I can only assume are lies.. If anything, this video and campaign is kinda porn to me..and I have never really been a BBW kind of guy…I guess when everyone is fat, you just need to accept it…and jerk off to it. The models include: Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Candice Huffine, Victoria Lee, Justine Legault and Elly Mayday photographed by Cass Bird. The post Plus Sized Models in Lingerie to Celebrate Overeating on Easter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lindsay Lohan posting a couple of fitness pics from the gym wasn’t a big enough April Fools joke…a few days after April Fools, hell she’s Lohan, I’m surprised she even know what April Fools is, you know in that cloud if delusion she lives in… Or maybe she liked the attention it got, so she took a cue from the Kardashians, and pretty much every “Not Quite a Kardashian” on social media, you know the video vixen girls who get ass fat transplant surgery and other insanity…for no reason other than Kim Kardashian… Because posting pictures of her “Wait Training”…one of the most ratchet things in recent years a girl can do…is ridiculous enough to get people talking…and I guess she wants people talking…when all she really needs to do is a sex tape…. Shit would be as big…if not bigger than when the other Leathery fame whore Shauna Sand had a sex tape…I mean she is or was Lindsay Lohan after all… Here’s some other weirdness she’s involved in… The post Lindsay Lohan is in a Waist Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teens…especially spoiled LA rich kid teens are always showing off things their spoiled brat asses get…from cars, or luxury vacations, or their parent’s private jets or boats…and in this case…she’s showing off her spoiled brat ass, that has been rumored, and rightfully so, for being a fake ass, as everyone is doing them these days…even at 16 or 17…because there’s a surgeon on staff, a mother who doesn’t care and just wants her kids to be as hot as possible, and a moral compass that has been tampered with at an early age thanks to being whored out…as well as a lot of money, a tranny father all while being watched by white trash America…so much pressure…a weak person could explode…and I guess if sat on wrong…so could her ass implant… The post Kylie Jenner’s Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed… She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade… The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen… So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction.. Milk filled tits are good… The post Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal. Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to. Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit… Here she is in that magazine…boring. The post January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos… I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard. But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day… Photos by CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley on the Beach at a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies… The post ASOS Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
