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Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day

Cara Delevingne puts on her American accent because she’s a Brit…for some new movie that I didn’t bother paying attention the the name of, because I don’t actually care, I just like being reminded that acting requires zero to no skill, despite what actors tell you, because if the world knew that playing make-belief was a fucking scam that pays really well, then it would lower their value, and thus lower their pay, so keeping it a closed circuit rather than an open market is the strategy from everyone involved.. The good news is that thanks to the internet, you don’t need the studios anymore, fuck em, go make your own movie and become the next Cameron Diaz, you don’t need to be Cara Delevinge, or to be an it girl…because anyone can do this bullshit…you just have to be a big enough asshole to do it…. The post Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day

I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo. The post Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maggie Q at Some Event of the Day

Here is a picture of some girl who goes by the name Maggie Q, because I assume she’s 12 years old, and thinks it is a cute name for her junior high school sleep overs or maybe for her cheerleading squad at her summer camp…because that’s what it sounds like… But the reality of Maggie Q is that she is old as fuck, pushing 40, and more importantly, the product of the VIetnam War, where her dad met her mom when he was stationed there killing off her people…ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD… I have no idea what her career consists of, I know she’s an actor so that statistically makes her the fucking worst… Except when she attends events in what looks like a See through dress, if you put your virgin nerd glasses on, it totally could be nipple.. This happened 2 days ago, but when it comes to internet nipple on nobodies, does it really matter when it happened as long as it did happen…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maggie Q at Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day

Ashley Benson seems to be leaning out a little bit, she’s been working at it because the internet calls her fat and like all actors, she googles herself and is affected by all you mean spirited assholes who are leaving hateful comments on her shit, she may pretend she doesn’t care and that she’s better than that, but trust me, they know everything written about them and they cry on the inside with every bite of food they take knowing they are just gonna be called fat again… I know it is hard to tell with her short legs….something she has no control over, but all actors are short they fit into the screen better like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day

You know a mom is classy when she is distributing pictures of her ass in a bikini with a shot glass balancing on it…even if it isn’t her ass but her friends ass… to her pretty massive audience thanks to being on TV and a pop star many years ago… It is up on some Jersey Shore, Spring Break hustle, that is a little more caramel colored than orange… The issue isn’t really that she’s doing this in her spare time, I mean what else is an ex slutty popstar who should have been Nicki Minaj, but who instead scammed her name onto a bunch of songs her baby daddy produced, meaning she’ll be paid hefty residuals for the rest of her life..supposed to do with her time…since she has all the money she needs..but not all the male attention she needs.. All girls like to be ratchet, watched, and masturbated to…but I think if that is really the case…Milian the “look at me” noisemaker, could do better than this…I’m talking spread asshole… Either way, here she is having fun with Chris Brown’s exx girlfriend…because #whores. The post Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Naked Chef of the Day

Some girl from Argentine did such a basic video of her cooling “topless”…and it apparently went completely viral. I watched 10 seconds of it, because that is my attention span when it comes to pretty much anything and everything, including but not limited to going down on girls and/or eating their asses, because I’ve seen it all before… I just like that we as a society, on an international level, are so fucking basic, it’s like all it takes is a decent girl strategically topless to get known… Meanwhile, in LA, so many girls are struggling and “thirst” trapping…when all it really takes is a vidographer with a basic idea and basic editing skills.. Step your game up fame whores, every last one of you could have been this girl…it really doesn’t take much… Let me be your life coach… The post The Naked Chef of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney is a Scam for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is getting famous because of her tits. Every time I look at her I feel like she only exists because she walked into the wrong audition at some studio space where a model agency and a porn agency share an elevator…which ended up working in her favor because now she’s on TV…and in campaigns..like Buffalo and Guess..with her massive tits…becasue America loves massive tits… I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, the only thing interesting about her is how she escaped a Florida life as a Flordia cocktail waitress, not even in coastal Florida but like interior Florida at some bootleg hooters…to live in LA and be on TV…it is really fascinating… Even girls I know don’t find her hot, and these are girls who tell me their fat girlfriends are hot, they all question her success while commenting on her horse face…but I guess girls can be bitches…while guys just turn off sound and stare at tits… An it girl, or an old lady…sloppy body, overrated, who knows..but what I do know is #tits. TO SEE THIS TRASH AT SOME RED CARPET LOOKING EVENT BECAUSE SHE’S ON TV NOW CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is a Scam for Buffalo Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day

I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist… I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush. The post Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cops Taze Naked Man in the Dick and Other Videos of the Day

Rough….Little kid gets tangled into a Kite…Falls to his Death Cop in the Handicapped Spot Cat Owner – Gets Instant Karma Street Dance in India of the Day Girl and her Brother Get Attacked by Some Girl named Nook who Has Twerk Videos online Man In Parking Structure Takes an Explosive Shit Wife Catches Husband and His Mistress at the Toll Booth Prostitute Beating Up Dude Who Didn’t Pay The post Cops Taze Naked Man in the Dick and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Palmer’s Breast Feeding in Public of the Day

I’ve posted her Tampon String …. I’ve posted her Bikini pics with Adam Sandler …. I’ve even posted her Lingerie Pics for Esquire … And now I am posting these pics of her breast feeding as she walks down the street in Los Angeles as part of what we can assume is the Free the Nipple movement, where feeding babies is not a crime…even when Australians do it…but what is a crime is getting knocked up young, when you have your 20s to party, flash your tits and panties at clubs, the real “making it in America” way… ueezed into a tight dress poppin her booty out while doing it. For those of you who don’t know, I love Australian women. They are hot, fun, get drunk and don’t realize they are hot, cuz they are all hot. It makes for pretty fair game when tricking them into fucking you even if they sound like trailer trash… Either way, we can all agre e- this is a good look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Teresa Palmer’s Breast Feeding in Public of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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