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Canadian Fame Whore Sided Tit of the Day

Jessica Lowndes has it all figured out. Get on a TV show in Canada, leverage that to get on a TV show in America, get the work Visas sorted out, make a bit of money and get some level of success or celebrity as the network pushes the garbage show out to the world with marketing…and turn that into instagram hooker who gets in bikini and shows tits…and all the really really basic, and even desperate stunts people do to get some level attention and the funny thing in all her desperation is that she probably makes more money than any of you assholes, and clearly, she lives a much better life…but we can still laugh at her basic thirsty girl tricks…like side tit…because we know how the internet works… TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI’S RENDITION OF HER CLICK HERE The post Canadian Fame Whore Sided Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day

Her name is NATASHA GALINKA or Natalie Gal…I don’t fucking know, she’s got two names, one wikipedia, one instagram, and two sets of amazing tits… She’s a babe, who was a greencard holder during an Americas Next Top model season…. She was shat on for having a greencard and essentailly being a mail order bride, because people just like to target people who have Greencards and forget that love does exist and sometimes that Love is international… I don’t care about the drama, the bullshit, I get enough of that in my day to day life, everyone is a fucking complainer… I just think she’s hot and I can’t quite figure out why she isn’t famous yet, when so many girls who have been on TV are…. She’s been robbed….and I guess the good news is she can send the Russian mob to get her stuff back, that’s how Russia works…NO RULES!! Here are some pics to masturbate to…she’d doing some Russian spy shit, hiding in the bushes…for communism…no wait…she’s an American…who cares..ook at the pics. The post Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage…. Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use…. Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom… When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans. I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Does Nylon of the Day

People love Bella Thorne…I don’t know if it is because she’s actually hot and amazing, or whether it is because she’s 17 and historically, at least in the last 10 years of doing this site, I’ve seen an upswing in interest in 17 year old girls, even when they aren’t hot, because America is really against under 18 year old girls fucking, and dudes are genetically coded to like under 18 year old girls, for whatever evolutionary reason, even though under 18 year old girls are annoying as fuck… So what happens is that the PR teams know to slut the girl up, but not in a way that will get them arrested for sex offence…as a built up to her 18th birthday, that for all I know could have already happened, leading to pantsless pics in magazines that a huge audience will focus on, because pantsless teens excite them, and being excited increases her stock value, and her increased stock value leads to more jobs and more money, making everyone in her sideshow family of weirdo hippies fed…as she’s the only one who is really earning in their “traveling” and “performer” family I call just parents whoring their kids for money…because it’s better than working…I mean why else have kids…right… Here are some of the pics.. The post Bella Thorne Does Nylon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Women’s Rights Protesters for Women’s Day of the Day

There’s not better way to celebrate women, or International Women’s Day, thank with nudity, because if there is one thing I know that I love about women, it isn’t their nagging, or their feminist women’s right bullshit, but rather their exposed vaginas and tits trying to get ahead, get attention, prove a point, or get pregnant to lock down their man… I mean, feminists hate me, they think I objectify women, while anyone with a brain knows these bitches just objectify themselves…they could be doctors and lawyers but instead become nude models…trying to get famous…hate the system… Here they are protesting abortions… The post Naked Women’s Rights Protesters for Women’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli is a model that consistently reminds me of a roast beef sandwich pussy…for obvious reasons…her name is fucking Deli..which I guess also reminds me of old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt after a lunch meeting…and what it comes down to, when you look like Xenia, her name doesn’t matter, and even if it was a name she got for having a meaty pussy, I would be still down in eating it, or having it smother me and rock back and forth on my face..dripping off my chin and onto my shirt…because pussy is created equally…and I love all pussy…even the gross ones…not so much the infected ones, but in my old age I’ve realized…a slit, or a mangled fleshy mess…is still a fucking pussy and when it comes to fucking pussy…its all fucking great… Here she is in Calvins. The post Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day

Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved… I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber… I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo.. Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him….. The post Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day

Elle Macpherson is 100 years old..and still looks amazing… She was one of the original models I jerked off to in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit back in 1988….an era when Australia was hot, Crocodile Dundee was the shit and, people were into Kangaroos and Elle Macpherson was the hottest thing Australia had to offer… I guess she’s still doing it…because along with marrying really rich dudes, she’s still a fucking model at her core, and she represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit that people use to value models today…fascinating.. The post Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Patricia Beck Naked for Issue Magazine of the Day

Patricia Beck is some Brazilian model I’ve never heard of, but I just followed her on Instagram and fell in love with the fact that she gets naked for the right project like this shoot for Issue Magazine, that is just the right level of fashion and art, to make her think she is being a muse…or the subject of some imagery that she has been tricked into thinking conveys some high level message or statement on feminism…but the truth is she’s just getting naked and that’s the core of what’s going on here and that’s all that matters… The post Patricia Beck Naked for Issue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Moonwalk is So Weird of the Day

I saw this yesterday and I would say that I am still trying to make sense of it, but I am really not, I don’t ever care what Taylor Swift or really anyone, including myself is really up to…it’s all just wasting time before our impending death.. I do however care when her songs come on the radio and I want to kill myself or at least hope for impending death for myself, and Taylor Swift, and even all of mankind comes swooping in at that very moment. I do not ever care about her storyline that sucked people in, but I guess every once in a while, I will look at her ass and thigh gap thanks to little shorts…and even wonder…why she’s doing the fucking moonwalk in a video for the paparazzi, in efforts to ruin their shot, while giving them their shot…it’s crazy…but not really, more lame, not funny, and worth pointing at and laughing at, hoping she’ll eventually crack, break character and lose her wholesome shit in public…destroying everything her parents created with her… But at least she’s got a thigh gap… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Moonwalk is So Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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