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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The New Magic App Is The Next Big Thing

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a new app on the market that allows you to order anything you want from toothbrushes, to Mexican fighting masks and even weed. It’s called Magic and I think from now on I’ll never have to leave my house again. Hopefully, it can find me a date too.

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Anais Zanotti’s Hits The Beach In Her Bikini

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before I saw this latest set of bikini pictures from Anais Zanotti , the French model was already one of my favorite professional sunbathers, along with  the world’s hottest skydiver . But now we’ve got something else to add to the list: the sexiest ATV rider of all-time. But it got me thinking, if Anais likes this action sports stuff, she should really try hooking up with a blogger sometime. It’s extremely dangerous (for your reputation), gets the blood pumping, and it’s all over in about 30-45 seconds. Plus, it sounds way more fun than jumping out of an airplane. For me, at least. Photos: Fameflynet

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Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world… It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her… I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”…. I feel like they don’t…here are the pics.. The post Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done… I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable… Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors… The post Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny… All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning… The post Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Simmons is following her mom’s lead…and posing half naked as a model…despite not really having the look that her mom had when her mom was doing Playboy…in an era where they would cast hot girls…and not just any entitled brat or willing to get naked girl could get into the magazine…there was a level of prestige, quality control, making the whole thing erotic…but now that the world is filled with rich kids…entitled kids…kids who were on a TV show to help their dad make more billions of dollars…and their mom, in her expired model glory get a taste of that fame she once had… So she’s just another entitled rich kid, almost too fat to get naked, even though I would argue that no one is too fat to get naked, even if it is more of a comical thing than a hot thing, who instead of getting a real job, she’s getting her big titties out…knowing that at least her dad’s loyal fanbase will jerk off to her, because they do anything and buy anything he feeds them…as long as it says KISS on it…and this one of a kind collectibel…isn’t made in China…it was made in California…and thus probably has no soul..but does have tits…and tits are good…we like tits…it’s really the only reason we’d look at a BBW for any other reason than scientific ones…. The post Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated… The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion… The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things… The post Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl…. I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her… It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares… The post Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird…. It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go. I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school… She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released…. I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship.. These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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