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stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is Valentines Day tomorrow, so I have been taking advantage of every single girl that I know by telling them romantic shit, whether it is that I want them to be my forever girl, or that I would propose to them if we were in the same city, and it has been pretty successful in leading to hardcore sexting… Now for those of you who don’t sext, it is a married man’s best friend, because you can pretty much jerk off to customized amateur porn…like fucking a stranger with no contact, no herpes, no unwanted pregnancy and no crazy girl behavior… So softcore sexting is the “i want to slowly lick up your inner thigh, teasing your clit with my breath”…and more hardcore sexting is pictures of girls sticking random things in their ass and pussy while screaming your name…. ALl this to say, I love Valentine’s Day and the sads that it brings… So here’s a hot shoot for stepGIRLS by @IMAGEFOLIO starring the amazing…and beautiful @marissaguilla The post stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

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This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it. I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it. Here are the pics… Here she is in a new music video…. The post Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Olsen for Vs. of the Day

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People get excited about the other Olsen, the one who never was an Olsen twin, but who got to grow up in their shadows watching them become billionaires and celebrated, as their parents whored them out, only deciding to get into the whole acting thing when she was old enough to understand that it’s just a really easy way to make money, because even though her sisters were the figureheads for the family, the parents made their % and everyone is pretty much set for life….and all it took was a sitcom when they were 6 months old…you know start them when their yough… So now, the Olsen twins don’t act, they do fashion brands…and this one does…and here she is modeling some kind of creepy shit in Vs. that I found interesting enough to post, but that is probably not all that interesting at all…because it’s not very sexy….unless of course you’re a perverted weirdo and find the fact that she has a vagina enough reason to try to jerk off to her…either way, here are the pics…do what you want with them…sicko. The post Elizabeth Olsen for Vs. of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Bulczynska Titty Model of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mofia, because we wanted to make them feel like they weren’t hookers, but part of an organized crime ring, rather than girls desperate to fuck for money, because they have no souls and that kind of thing doesn’t affect them, but instead buys them designer purses….that help them sell richer dudes on fucking them because they seem less whorish….which went smoothly until the Russian Mafia heard me call them Russian, to which she got in my face, like she was going to kill me and said “I am not Russian, I am Lithuanian…don’t ever call me Russian”…. So Paula Bulczynska may not be Russian, but Polish, I’ll still call her Russian and say, it’s nice that she escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion, it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards… The American Dream. The post Paula Bulczynska Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Romee Strijd in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Romee Strijd, apparently she’s a well known Victoria’s Secret model, so I don’t know where I’ve been hiding, in my drunken stupor…probably in a ditch somewhere, fucking some fat prostitute for very affordable rates…because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But not as crazy as this model’s ass…. Admit…you liked how I tied all this together, it’s only taken me 10 years to master the artform of stupid fucking blog posts about random model bitches…I want to get pregnant. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Tuna of the DAy

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Here’s another naked celeb who probably shouldn’t be naked, since she’s 100 years old, but is naked anyway, because that’s how you generate buzz for your charity of choice – FISHLOVE – that supports protecting the marine environment even though she is “phobic of fish”…. This whole thing reminds me of that viral video of the guy and his friends getting blowjobs from a fish…that I know you all saw and went to the pet store to try to recreate…. I’m just glad there was no fish insertions, and the good news about posing nude with dead fish is the obvious…everyone blames the dead fish for the smell…not the vaginitis from being a dirty fucking used up celebrity… All this to say…it’s a little too fishy for the amount of labia… The post Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Tuna of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day

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Shot by Mert and Marcus, who are seen as some of the top fashion photographers in the industry right now….Featuring models Anna Ewers, Molly Bair, Stella Lucia, Lara Stone and Guinevere Van Seenus…This editorial for W Magazine is creepy as fuck. There’s not nipples, there’s no vagina, there’s no masturbating to anything, unless you’re into this horror shit…in a sexual way, not in a “i like being creeped out so that the girl I am with has nighmares and I can try to fuck her” sexual, but in a you kill random stray cats to climax kind of sexual… Either way, I like em. The post Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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