Couple Plays Catch with Cat of the DAy Crazed Snowplow of the Day Girl Rescues Bra from Neighbor’s Patio of the Day The Woman Who Chokes a Strangers Baby As She Says “That baby Would Rather Be Dead” How to Put Your KId to Bed Bigger Dude loses Confidence in a Fight….. Jewelry Store RObbery of the Day Girl Dumps Guy – Guy Jumps in Front of Truck West Virginia Train Explosion The post The Wrong Place for a Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a pretty little liar Ashley Benson, who was also trying to legitimize herself being in Spring BReakers, even thought Pretty Little Liars is one of the biggest shows on TV, not that I’ve ever seen it…I’m not a creep who tries to follow the trials and tribulations of teenage sluts talking about sex, especially when they are in their 20s…I prefer dealing with real life 20 somethings and their slut behaviors, sexual deviance…and all the fucked up shit that happens when you grow up on hardcore porn…I mean these girls are next level dirty..so dirty that Ashely Benson tits, or really anything she’s done in movies, is some Disney shit, and not Disney in the back office where the kids are raped by the weirdo rich people dark…but the fluffy candy coated fake shit…but I’ll still look at her tits…cuz tits are ok…. Here are her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that, then here’s a pic of her co-star and girl she is probably jealous of named Shay Mitchell, who has ethnic ambiguity on her side…showing some leg…. The post Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly… Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex… But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it… The post The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome. The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the position Miranda Kerr gets in whenever she sees a billionaire, hoping to get them trapped and lodged in her pussy, so that they become addicted to her and can ever run away, in what some call “the program”, where billionaires seek models to validate their billions, and models seek billionaires, to pay them child support and alimony while living the good life… This is the bend over and bride, to put your pussy first out into the world, so that it hopefully sucks in any life that comes near it… The whole thing is a science that you learn at the modeling agencies when you’re 16. The post Miranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is just weird. Jessica Simpson and her husband did a 50s Shades of Grey shoot for what I assume was themselves, because they are freaks…and figure it would be fun to be sexy and role play now that Jessica isn’t a fucking cow, and has some level of sex appeal back….but this would make me assume she read the book, which is remarkable because after seeing her old TV show, I would assume she didn’t know how to read, then realizing that it probable means 50 shades of grey is primary school caliber english, hence why it was so popular and sold so many copies, because lowest common denominator retards, like Jessica Simpson could get through it, and use it to add spice to her otherwise boring sex life…however from what I’ve been told, all these famous people are all freaks in bed to begin with, because they have everything they want in life…so I’m sure a little S&M is nothing new to her..but to share this with the public is just fucking strange…mainly because you know this gets her wet and they fuck to the fact that they let everyone in on this…weird… The post Jessica Simpson 50 Shades Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day… The post Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fed Ex Driver Fight! Obama is a Rapist! Man Smashes the Ice to Save his Dog… San Francisco Club Fight Russiand Testing a Helmet… Marine VS Thug Russian Stuck in the Wall Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Blondes VS Fireworks The Naked Traveller The post Shitting Herself on the Train and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place… The post Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out…. Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that… Sucking dick simulation gets hits.. The post Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
