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Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day

Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign…. It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..

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Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day

Helen Flanagan Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some UK nobody, who I guess dropped out of some low level Soap Opera secondary character to be a glamour model, which in turn got her what I assume was either a Soccer playing husband, who is now a baby daddy, or some other billionaire…because the key to being a hot girl who gold digs properly, is to have photoshoots published in magazines, so that you seem more legit than all the other hot girls who are just gold diggers, you see because these rich guys don’t fucking know the difference, they don’t know how broke you are, or if you get paid, they just care about the image that comes with dating you, and when you’re Helen Flanagan, you’re not much different than a cocktail waitress, but you’ve positioned yourself to be totally different…making her a smart girl…with her future in mind…which is probbaly why she’s knocked up….and wearing a bikini…still looking good enough to masturbate to, if you like girls with other men’s babies in them….at the stage where they just look like they have a distended stomach like they are ethiopian…porn to me.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Eggnog Chugging Fail and Other Videos of the Day

The Girl Busted Taking a Pee Naked Reading of A Christmas Carol The man who likes eggs…. Dog Saved from Drowning Nothing Says Christmas Like THis Guy The Toronto Restaurant Thief Fail Old Couple Heads to Church Magic Trick of the Day

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Chloe Worthington Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

I am guess that Chloe Worthington is some bootleg model…who is just trying to get out there as an official model…but maybe she is an official model and I am just not ontop of all the girls involved because they are all interchangeable…which is essentially the whole fucking point of models… That said, she’s mastered the art of shamelessness and giving the pussy spilling out of panty upskirt…which as of late is my favorite kind of upskirt… And for that I think you should all celebrate her by following her on instagram….don’t let this upskirt go to waste, encourage her to do more stunts of attention…I mean with this one being this good…it’s just bound to get better….when she breaks 10,000 followers…newb. FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM TO ENCOURAGE MORE PUBLICITY STUNT SMUT

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Elsa Hosk Nude Modeling for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

Her name is Elsa Hosk, I have probably already posted these pictures by CHADWICK TYLER …that I am going to assume are from his archive of pictures, because she looks younger and more importantly, because she looks naked for someone who isn’t a massive fashion magazine, but rather a good photographer, who is helping build her portfolio, that takes her Swedish ass from NYC starving model, to NYC Victoria’s Secret contract model, still starving, because that’s what modeling is about, but able to afford to get fucking fat, if she so chooses..and as someone who has been all about Elsa Hosk since she first hit the scene..I am into revisiting, or even seeing these for the first time, because naked Elsa is what Elsa is all about….that corporate shit just steered her off course.

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Catherine McNeil for Vogue Russia of the Day

Catherine McNeil is some Australian model, who was rumored to be fucking a female VJ for Australia MTV, not that it matters, because no one cares about Australia or MTV Australia, it is one of those “If a tree falls in the woods” situations…that is a good enough local scandal to get the media talking about her so that she can go off and do big things like showing her tits in VOGUE RUSSIA….not that we should care about her personal life, or really anything about her, we should just care about her model tits being in fashion magazines, reminding us that fashion porn is a real thing, if you are still capable of jerking off to tits, which I doubt you are, since porn ruined you and your masturbation and brought you, and apparently everyone on TINDER to a very very dark place sexually…. That said, pics shot by Txema Yeste

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Lauren Nicholas By Damon Loble of the Day

I don’t know who this LAUREN NICHOLS girl is, which isn’t saying much because I am a drunk, and everyone seems the fucking same, whether they are topless or not, it’s just one massive sea of hipster tits, that I’m all about, because I’d rather deal in hipster tits, than in plumbing equipment, or gardening equipment, or washing dishes in some shitty fucking restaurant for less than minimum wage… These are shot by someone named Damon Loble ….for who fucking knows or cares what…it’s just like get naked on the internet for art or whatever this is…I’ll totally masturbate to it…and make my own art with the bloody, rancid semen paint this pathetic penis bush produces…this is how I get all the girls…

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Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

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Mila Kunis Mom Tits Do Basketball of the Day

Mila Kunis’ tits are filled with Milk….milk that Ashton Kutcher’s semen is responsible…so remember that when you think of their spawn latching onto her like some sort of parasite, because it will upset you, especially considering you’re one of those people who is misguided and believes she’s a babe, when really she’s just average at best, but I guess when you only fuck pigs, like literal pigs at the neighbors farm, it’s easy to think some girl from TV is amazing, when she’s not…but when you factor in Ashton Kutcher’s semen…I think it’s pretty easy to see her for what she is…running after his billions discreetly because she can play that she has known him since he first started… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Viktoria Modesta is the Amputee Popstar of the Day

I don’t care about her story, I just know this Viktoria Modesta is Lady Gaga meets Iggy Azalea-ing herself into the limelight, but embracing her amputated leg, or the lack of a leg, to use it as part of her “performance” by being ironic about being one legged…and for some reason, I reason I call being able to really grind in deep thanks to the missing leg, something I learned with my defection sex doll years ago, she’s managed to use her sexy appeal and disability to her advantage… And what it comes down to is that just because she has one leg, doesn’t mean she’s good…. right?

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Viktoria Modesta is the Amputee Popstar of the Day