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Jennifer Lopez Cleavage for the People Awards of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50… So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash….. But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader. But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Natasha Galinka is Substantial of the Day

I have a thing for Russian girls. I probably talk about them all the time. I probably make jokes about the majority of them being a certain level of crazy, maybe even souless thanks to the darkness that is communism….or the fact that the majority of cam girls and sex workers are rub out of Russia – because they are all so fucking hot – there’s only so many who can go out there an become models…while the others need to make a living too….and working as a lawyer probably makes as much money for them in a month – than being a cam girl for a day…all this to say, culturally rich, interesting history, level of dark, mysterious and even intense, and these faces that I love… So I only naturally love LA Based model and TV personality NATASHA GALINKA …because she’s the level of top tier russian who doesn’t work the sex trade, but who I wish did, so that I could see her naked…but I can settle with these pictures, they are pretty intense… Now if only communist rule was still on….I’d totally send her a pair of Levis to win her heart.

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Alyssa Arce in Some Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are two things I can’t fucking stand. 1- Catalog pics for what I assume is some low budget ecommerce brand…shot by what I assume is a photography student…with zero to no concept or skill to make the shit interesting…because what does selling product need to be so fucking boring…. 2- Nude models from Playboy, not modeling nude, with some kind of ego that they are totally hot enough to be a model, when really only people on care about them when they are naked…all distorted thinking that comes when people praise your tits all day…It’s like if you’re not naked, or showing them tits, no one cares about you, they are the only reason you exist Alyssa Arce…. Now you may wonder why I post things I hate…well it’s because that’s all part of sucking at life…we focus on the bad…not the good and she’s still half naked…so it’s better than me posting my cock shots I sent to girls on snapchat.

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Crackhead on Wiping Pussy with Baby Wipes and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Drives Car with Her Boot On People in Thailand Stick THeir Heads in Crocodile Mouths The Most Obnoxious Suburban Christmas Neighbor Ever Stealing from Old People for Christmas Man Snorts Drugs on the Subway Like a Boss Neighbor Watches Porn – No Blinds Naked Sleep Walker

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Barbara Fialho for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…

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Barbara Fialho for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

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Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender… I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone… I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits.. All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love… Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

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Kylie Jenner Ass for the Family’s’s Marketing Campaign of the Day

Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares… A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 1:19pm PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:37am PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:21pm PST

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Nicki Minaj’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Nicki Minaj is the kind of girl or performer who is a pile of fucking bullshit. A total fucking lie with zero authenticity in anything that she does. Up on some puppet shit for the labels she gets used by…. Her music, is the kind of music, that when it comes on the radio, you instantly say “I hate this fucking cunt, I want her and her bullshit to fucking die, in the pile of shit it was pulled out out”….a pile of shit we can assume is her ass…an ass she is all about showing off – because fat ass is big now…and she’s got a fat ass…probably one with implants…as we’ve seen in other pictures…a fat ass she’s probably had her entire life before she did the whole waist training thing to make it seem desirable by white people who have never seen anything like this…and I guess it is… So she first hit the scene as a accessible black lady gaga for the urban crowd…and now she’s up on some COCO glamour modeling… Reminding us that pop culture is so fucking lost right now…which is ok…because it means their stars put out half naked shit like this..I mean a Calendar? It’s called google, or iphone, what ghetto asshole are you trying to lure in with this…

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Nicki Minaj’s 2015 Calendar of the Day