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Vita Sidorkina for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck… I think pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army… but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

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Rose Namajunas is the UFC Chick of the Day

I find the UFC a massively homosexual experience….even when there are two girls fighting…because the girls who normally fight are practically dudes…but this Rose Namajunas who lost her fight as a slight favorite is pretty alright… I mean if you are into being a submissive, and jerking off to a girl who could kill you with her barehands…even though she’s a girl…making for some pretty top level, even professional level Cock and Ball Torture…you weirdo… I don’t really know how I feel about the whole beating the fuck out of each other thing, I guess I am into peace and nudity…not violence and nudity…I do know that I like this better than seeing two half naked dudes grinding each other…. Here she is doing the Harlem Shake…

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Ashley Graham’s Big Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

What we can all learn from Plus-Sized model – Kate Upton – is that big girls come with big tits…and big tits are worth staring at…whether they are part of the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT ….or just in my face at the strip club… Now I am not a tit guy, I like tits, but I’m more into skinny bitches, but if you’re going to fuck with a porker chubby pig of a girl…whether she’s branded as a model or not…she might as well have big tits…because big girls with small tits are just weird…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:45pm PST Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better.. She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right… A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:52pm PST

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Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives… Right..

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Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives… Right..

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Ariana Grande Getting Carried of the Day

The biggest news of the week – other than the Sony Execs being racist in emails was that Ariana Grande was rumored to demand being carried around like a baby…because her feet hurt, she’s a diva and celebrities are fucking weirdos with weirdo needy demands…and here is the picture proof in some serious fucking weridness…that may not makes sense to me – that will probably turn you on…because you are a creep…

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Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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Pam Anderson is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…

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Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora has hard nipples – because so many girls with nipples get hard nipples – it kind of goes with the nipple territory – and Rita Ora showcasing her tits – kind of goes with her entire fucking existence – because without her big tits why would anyone talk about her – we’d just talk about Rihanna….the girl she’s emulating…instead… All this to say, I encourage all nipples performing on stage… TO SEE MORE RITA ORA CLICK HERE

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